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CowboyBuck
Elite Baiter
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 1077
Location: Riding the Western Union Trail
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Sun Aug 31, 2008 10:57 pm |
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Lad works hard on Sunday
I have received two emails and one telephone message from my favorite lad today.
I have told him that tomorrow is an American holiday, but he insists that
Western Union will be open anyway. |
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Right now I am getting pissed with your responses
And still you later claimed there are snakes on the road to the Western Union
Please for the sake of humanity help Mr. Felix and I to get this money |
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Sun Aug 31, 2008 11:09 pm |
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Do you even have a WU office in your small fishing village in your far North-Eastern Island community?
Plus this American holiday means your bank will be closed. It's a 2 hour Ferry ride to the mainland, which is operated by a group of Russian ex-pat fishermen who love their vodka. So ending up at the mainland is more a hit-and-miss event. You have to then worry about transport to the bank, which I believe is at least an hours drive, or a 4 hour walk, since you don't have a car because the drunken fishermen missed the ramp and dropped it in the sea 2 months ago.
Not that you can walk. Remember last weekend while participating in the annual cheese run, you slipped on a wheel of cheddar and broke your interior fibulious?
Don't email him for three days and tell him that you did go, and WU was closed. Something about that holiday you mentioned.
This shit writes itself. |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Sun Aug 31, 2008 11:52 pm |
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Hasn't he heard about the hurricane ?
http://voanews.com/english/2008-08-31-voa22.cfm
The streets are deserted and the WU office is flooded.
He'll find it hard to argue against a half truth. |
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Baitster
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 20 Aug 2008
Posts: 9
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Mon Sep 01, 2008 1:19 am |
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Plus as a devout worshiper of the god Labor, you certainly can't be expected to do business on such a holy day. |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Mon Sep 01, 2008 9:48 am |
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Nurse Nasty wrote: |
This shit writes itself. |
I couldn't agree more!
Baiter rule #27 The lad is always wrong, even when he's right. In the UK we have Bank Holidays always on a Monday, in fact we had one last week. Of course all the banks and related financial institutions are closed for the day so all the staff can all take the charabanc to the coast to dip their toes in the raw sewage being pumped out. Combined with the swimming this leads to a severe outbreak of foot and mouth disease which means that all the staff are off sick and shop is shut up for at least three more days. |
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Otterfan
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 2481
Location: UK -- land of otters and non-otters
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Mon Sep 01, 2008 10:02 am |
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^^^ Huh? If you ask some of my current lads, we had a Bank Holiday last Monday and we're having one today. I think you should check your calendar again! |
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notobescammed
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Mon Sep 01, 2008 2:23 pm |
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Are we having another holiday today??? What am I doing at Work?????? |
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Titania
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Joined: 06 Jun 2008
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Mon Sep 01, 2008 3:16 pm |
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Sorry, NTBS - it's the turn of the Colonists to have a holiday. |
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BobCat
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 04 Mar 2005
Posts: 972
Location: on the 'net
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Mon Sep 01, 2008 5:09 pm |
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And what about the Church of Holy Tuesday? Every tuesday, you are required to take a day off, and cannot do business. |
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Wright B Hindyou
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 1795
Location: Bangkok
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Tue Sep 02, 2008 12:36 am |
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Every day is a holiday
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September
1- American Chess Day
1- National Hummingbird Day (First Saturday in September)
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3- National Wilderness Day
4- National Cheese Pizza Day
5- Be Late For Something Day
5- National Shrink Day
6- Great Egg Toss Day
6- Read a book day
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I like that last one.... |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
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Tue Sep 02, 2008 1:51 am |
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5- National Shrink Day |
Thanks for reminding me!
This is the day I get my head examined and have that loose screw tightened in my brain. I surely wouldn't want to misss that doctor's appointment! |
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