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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Tue Aug 26, 2008 6:20 pm |
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I have achieved baiter Nirvana 
My latest Lad is so dumb he is better at baiting himself than I am. 
The mails he sends me are hilarious and he takes it all so seriously, I imagine him reading every word of drivel I send him using his index finger to point at each word.
He's even helping me out when I get things wrong.
I must adopt him officially - so I can send flowers to his funeral.
He just cracks me up - I'll return the compliment - I'll crack him up too.  |
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Fake sites killed 1 x  9 x  3 x  168 X  
 - the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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The Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 2885
Location: La La Land
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Tue Aug 26, 2008 6:27 pm |
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Gomer:
Just try to transform it to an adoption bait! Tell your lad you trust him so much, pour your heart out about how you cannot have children due to your unnaturally narrow urethra and how you want to adopt a baby from whatever country he is from and can he help you?
A whole new slew of crap you can feed him at that point! |
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The Man
YOU ARE A CHILD OF SATAN WITH YOUR HUNGRY DIRTY BODY ,TUNDER FIRE YOU BIG HEAD IDIOT !!! HA HA HA HA HA
IS THIS HOW YOU DECIDED TO TREAT US AFTER ALL WE WENT THROUGH?YOU MADE US TRAVELLED TO ABUJA AND INDEBTED US.
"Cursed is your mother that gave birth to a family-disgrace like you. Cursed is your father he could not control his lust for anything under skate"
"hey u crakhead motherf*cking nitwit, from the way u express the cockamamy sh*t that ur dumb brain is made up of it's so obvious that u never really made it past elementary school but anywayz dogs don't have to go to school afterall."
(Lagos to Abuja)
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:11 am |
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@ Gomer - I'll have one of my lads draft up the paperwork 
(by the sounds of things Common Law already recognises your adoption... I mean... he's already in your control and seems to be your ward ... lord knows he's in need of a guardian...)
Edited for terrible grammar (Red) |
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 Ben: Lagos (Nigeria) - Accra (Ghana)
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Fri Aug 29, 2008 3:46 pm |
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He certainly need a guardian.
If he fell into the hands of one of you lot there's no telling what you'd do to him. 
I'll protect him assiduously, right up to the moment he passes away, whenever that may be. Probably in the near future.
I've left him hanging (no, not that sort of hanging) for a while, but today I need to pick him up again and get him moving again. |
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Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Fri Aug 29, 2008 3:50 pm |
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Gomer
You're in luck! I happen to be a Barrister that speaceales.... specalizess... deals in lad adoptions!
All I need from you is a photo of your lad and $1,500 sent via Western Union and I'll get the paperwork started!
Congratulations lucky winner!
(p.s. - It's risky free!) |
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i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
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PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
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Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Fri Aug 29, 2008 7:49 pm |
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It needs to be done all legal like, to make it....er... legal.
Tell your lad to go here and get the relevant forms: Lunge ~ Parry Solicitors |
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"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
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CowboyBuck
Elite Baiter
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 1077
Location: Riding the Western Union Trail
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Fri Aug 29, 2008 9:25 pm |
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Is he vaccinated?
They won't let you adopt him unless he has all of his shots.
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Accra to Abuja to Lagos
 Mr. King - May 2008 to May 2009
A few more
  
Right now I am getting pissed with your responses
And still you later claimed there are snakes on the road to the Western Union
Please for the sake of humanity help Mr. Felix and I to get this money |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Sat Aug 30, 2008 12:29 am |
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He said this about one of my characters baiting him
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| 0latunji is a pervert |
It was always going to be adoption or his untimely demise.
He's decided for me. |
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Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Sat Aug 30, 2008 4:29 am |
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@ Windy - I use Lunge~P4rry in many of my baits, wonderfully simple and legitimate looking website Thanks for the fine creation! |
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1k3: West African Tour
Ben: Lagos (Nigeria) - Accra (Ghana)
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Sat Aug 30, 2008 2:19 pm |
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@Gomer - If you want to adopt a lad, you must be a pervert. A real sicko. |
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