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Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 2:04 am

harrya - He's online almost 24/7. He's online as I type this.

He's trying to figure out how to answer the HLS form questions.
He's definitely not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:37 am

Look like I inherited a son

Quote:

u r getting me wrong i will be happy to see u....but i just want the doctor to start with the operation u can come over no problem i will be happy to see u but pls send the money first so that they will start operating him then i will be waiting for u when u r coming pls dont get me wrong ok im just scared of our son

Elite Baiter Joined: 11 Jul 2007 Posts: 1979

I tried to warn this guy he's headed for trouble, but would he listen? Noooooooooo!

Quote:

Me: I think I should become a lesbian
Me: they like me
The Idiot: well i will not agree to that bcos i see u ask a special person
Me: I had a boyfriend once. His name was Robert. He went and had a sex change operation to become a woman and then he wanted to be my girlfriend. He became a lesbian.
The Idiot: Maybe the men over there r blind.............bcos if i would see an Angel it will be in ur eyes
Me: haha! You don't know me. I am the devil in disguise.
The Idiot: Tell him that u can not be a lesbian ok.............i have u now
Me: you've got me???
The Idiot: u r not the devils disguise ok
The Idiot: Styop saying stuff like that
Me: yes I am, but you can't say I didn't warn you.
The Idiot: u r a special woman created by God.........and will always be amazing to me
Me: if you say so
The Idiot: yes
Me: tell me about yourself. It's been so long I can't even remember what we talked about last.
The Idiot: ok
The Idiot: well im chris williams from texas im 39 and i have a son who is 7 yrs
The Idiot: But not with me at the moment
The Idiot: my ex cheated on me by sleep with my close friend
Me: Oh that's not good. Why not?
Me: Oh damn.
Me: what a bitch
The Idiot: my ex took him way when i wasnt around
The Idiot: she took him to nigeria with her new boyfriend
Me: You married well, didn't you?
The Idiot: yes
Me: that was meant as sarcasm
The Idiot: After wht she did we sperated
Me: you married trash.
The Idiot: i met her online dating
Me: LOL, there's a problem
The Idiot: that my painting (he sent a horrid painting of three really fat women in bikinis)
The Idiot: she is the one in the middle
Me: most the people out there are losers.
The Idiot: can u see it thats my ex in the middle with her friends
Me: Nice
Me: so you go for BBW's?
The Idiot: im not after the but bbw lady r more romatic
Me: LOL, bigger boobs
The Idiot: Well u can say that but they r ok for me
The Idiot: so tell me about u too
Me: I told you. I'm a she devil. I'll put a spell on you. You'll worship the ground I walk on and do my bidding before I am through with you.
The Idiot: well we see about that
The Idiot: so tell me more about urself
Me: I'm not as bad as your ex
The Idiot: ok
Me: I drink too much
The Idiot: ok lol
Me: haha
Me: I hog all the blankets
The Idiot: ok
The Idiot: why
Me: I'm a devil
Me: gotta stay warm
The Idiot: oh i understand now that u r lonely like me
Me: Ah but the devil has many to torment. How could I be lonely?
The Idiot: lol
The Idiot: so wht been going with u lately
Me: I've been collecting souls of the damned.
The Idiot: why do u keep say that is not good come on
Me: lol
The Idiot: Be seriuos with me pls
Me: I'm never serious. Wanna hear a joke?
The Idiot: ok
The Idiot: so tell me about ur sex life or love life
Me: Oh now that is a joke
The Idiot: Nah
The Idiot: just tell me
Me: My last boyfriend became a woman
Me: seriously
Me: he had it chopped off. I didn't even get to do it for him.
The Idiot: thats bad
The Idiot: well if i had some one like u then im the luckies man on earth
Me: He spent over $40,000! I would have done it for him for free!
The Idiot: for wht
Me: Oh her. Now she's a her
The Idiot: ok
Me: but she is one butt ugly woman
The Idiot: lol
Me: and she has to always take hormone pills or she grows a mustache
The Idiot: well she most be blind by leaving u alone
The Idiot: Hes really missing out on u
Me: oh she doesn't want to leave me alone.
Me: I had to get a court order for that.
The Idiot: thats good
The Idiot: well u no most men dont no wht they have untill they miss it
Me: yeah, like you miss your ex a lot, right?
The Idiot: Nah i dont i only miss my son which im plaining to get back soon
Me: Do you know where he is?
The Idiot: well i have friend over there who is helping me i think they no were he is
Me: Where?
The Idiot: in nigeria.......one of my friend just get married to a nigeria girl so he has been there for 2 weeks now
Me: Oh yeah, I think I remember you tellin me this the last time we chatted. So why the hell did your wife go off to Nigeria?? Do they even have white people in Nigeria?
The Idiot: Yes alot of them r here
The Idiot: most of they r married to a nigeria girl
Me: You wife went off to marry a Nigerian girl?
The Idiot: No
Me: oh a guy then?
The Idiot: yes my friend is a guy
Me: so your wife ran off with your friend, a Nigerian guy?
The Idiot: my ex ran of with a nigeria guy not my friend
The Idiot: my friend got married to a nigeria lady
Me: Oh I see. Well you know what white chicks say, "Once you've gone black, you never go back." He must have had something special.
The Idiot: well i not no about that
The Idiot: so since ur ex left have u been into any relationship or u have a new boyfriend
Me: no, I'm too mean
The Idiot: hahahaha
The Idiot: i see u as someone who is loving and nice
The Idiot: so wht do u do again pls
Me: You'll just have to find out for yourself then.
The Idiot: yes
Me: I'm a stripper
The Idiot: Hey come on
Me: haha
Me: you're so easy
The Idiot: u r not a stripper ok
Me: You're right, I'm not. I'm a psychic.
The Idiot: u help people or wht
Me: no I listen to people whine and complain and I charge them by the hour to do it.
The Idiot: well i have a complain would u help me out
The Idiot: ?
Me: Viagra
Me: I'm a psychic social worker/therapist. I knew you were going to ask me about E.D. hahaha
Me: Weren't you?
The Idiot: no
The Idiot: something else
Me: LOL, missed again.
The Idiot: i meet a lovely woman which i think she my soulmate.......some one whom i will grow old with,someone at i will love to spend the rest of my life so wht should i do
The Idiot: so tell me wht to do
Me: buy her a drink
The Idiot: ok
Me: unless she has a drinking problem
The Idiot: i dont no yet
Me: then a 2 karat diamond should do the trick
The Idiot: can i ask her
The Idiot: if she drinks
Me: You should know if you really love her
The Idiot: i do
The Idiot: But i still need to ask her
The Idiot: can i do that
Me: of course you can. But just because you can, doesn't mean you'll get the answer you're looking for
BUZZ!!!
The Idiot: ok
Me: why did you buzz me?
The Idiot: sorry
The Idiot: Ch4rr0n do u have drinking problem
The Idiot: ?
Me: LOL, would you love me if I said yes?
The Idiot: it doesnt matter to me
The Idiot: well do u
The Idiot: ?
Me: but if it doesn't matter . . . why do you ask?
The Idiot: i ned to tell the psychic
Me: the psychic is drunk
The Idiot: my psychic need to no ok
Me: Is your psychic a lesbian?
The Idiot: no
Me: Oh then she won't like me
Me: she'll lie about me
The Idiot: no u have not answered my question
Me: Do I have a drinking problem? Nope, it's no problem for me. I fill the glass and swill it down.
The Idiot: ok tell me tell my psychic ok
Me: I am so totally not serious. Do you get that? I am a devil though.
Me: You're psychic is trying to mentally undress me. I can feel I’m being probed. I thought you said she wasn't a lesbian.
The Idiot: Psychic she say is not a problem to her
The Idiot: so wht should i do bcos i want her in my life so badly
Me: Oh my gosh you're as looney as I am. I think I might like you.
The Idiot: Lol
The Idiot: u no wht?
Me: Nope, never met What. I know Why though
The Idiot: i just printed out ur pics im going to put it on my walls and my birthroom wall too
Me: uh oh. So what you going to do in there while looking at my pic?
The Idiot: looking at ur pics will keep warnm and happy
The Idiot: seen im lone here
Me: I have a dog under my chair. You should get a dog.
The Idiot: so whts ur favour food
Me: Salsa and chips and dog
Me: Oh darn I just noticed the time. I need to get to bed
The Idiot: oh r u going now
Me: yeah
The Idiot: u r in my heart always..............sorry if im too forward about wht i say
Me: I did warn you that I'm a devil, remember that.
The Idiot: ok princess go to bed and have a sweet dream.........and dont get wet ok
The Idiot: oxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
Me: Women don't have wet dreams
Me: not like guys do anyway
The Idiot: they do
Me: we're more discreet
The Idiot: hahahahaha
Me: good night

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 10:45 am

^^^ you devil you Smile

I have been in fairly constant email with him today. I just told him I'll send $3K tomorrow. He said either WU or MG so I guess it will be one or the other.
Also informed him I will be out of contact for a day or two. I hope he runs himself silly between WU and MG.

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:30 pm

@OBL, you amaze and amuse me! Laughing

That was a wonderful chat! Isn't it amazing how slappable and abuse-able these love-lads are?

@all you baiters who are wasting this turd's time - thank you all! Not only are you each saving at least one disabled woman from being scammed, you are showing anyone who reads this thread just how low these scammers will go. Great job by all of you. Very Happy

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:51 pm

I'm not getting a whole lot out of him but at least its not script

Quote:

Hello sweety
How r u doing...............Hope u r okay well i could love to know u too tell me about urself and were u from and ur age if u r single pls send me ur pics

I dont like sending pics so I will see how long i can avoid it, meanwhile, I would like to see some more of his art

Quote:

Hi lovey,

I am doing fine, my days have been brighter since you came into my life, I only normally get on the computer every couple of days but I am finding that I want to go on more often to see if you are there.

Well, I am single of course, otherwise i wouldn't be out trying to find myself a man lol, I am 38, nearly 39, widowed after the same car accident that left me in a wheel chair, luckily I did get a reasonable settlement but no matter how much money they give me they can never replace what was taken from me.

You mentioned before about your art, you may recall I asked if you could show me some, please give me a look, I am somewhat of an art critic and i actually deal in some artwork to make myself a little extra pocket money, I know a few dealers and I also know some art collectors who may be interested in your artwork.

Anyway, I need to go now, I dont get a great deal of time on the internet as I borrow my friends computer and she has some work to do now.

Please do get back to me about your art

Warm regards

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 8:56 pm

Murry I've avoided the whole pictures and phone number issue by telling him I'm I've just bought a property o n the south cast and all my stuff is in storage. I'm living out of a suit case. having hassles with the real estate and legals etc.
He is very off script. And tried to talk me out of going to Lagos Smile

The question is can this lad be made to travel.
Other this that worries me is that he is not one but many. Or we are keeping him extremely busy Smile

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:28 pm

I sent him the ten page HLS form to fill out, and he did a fair job, except he left blanks and didn't attach his picture. So, I sent him the following email:

Quote:

Hi Chris,
How are you holding up today? How is little MIke doing? Has he regained consciousness yet? I'm really worried
about him.
I received your forms, and there are areas on each form that you left blank. Please look at the forms you
sent again, and fill in any blanks and attach a picture on the page that asked for it and resend to me.
I spoke with Western Union, and they are ready to release the $1,000 dollars as soon as they get
the forms with all the questions, and blanks filled in.
I'm praying for you and Mike.
Love ya,
Paula

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:43 pm

Scarlett only $1k you cheapskate, I promised him $3k just in case there are other hidden expenses Very Happy

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 1:01 am

The lad filled in all 10 pages, he must have had help.
I now have to figure out different ways to (not) sent it. Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:20 am

oops I sent the money via onlinefx - and he wants me to fo fishing Smile

Quote:

Hi my Love,
I am glad to have receive ur warmest email at a time like this,i so much appreciate the fact that u took out time to fulfil your words but i think theres still a mistake somewhere....Plz with due respect,irequest that u send me the receivers information with its full detail so the doctor can be able to help me receive the money....I have some few questions to ask so that this transaction can be successful.
Plz send me the senders full name and address that u used in filling the form,and also the mtcn numbers,text question and answer...And let me know if u used Western Union or Money Gram....All these information are very important and plz take ur time to fish it out in another email to me as soon as possible without making a word mistake bcos it can be a problem receiver with any mistake in it.......I will be on my way to the hospital and hope to hear from you when i get back and still especting to see your beautiful face in Nigeria....Love you
Chris.....

@ scarlett - are we going to see them? Very Happy

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 12:50 pm

harrya,
Are you planning on a trip to visit him and (our) your son?
I believe it would be great fun if more than one of his loves decided fly out on the same flight, and arrive at the same time in Nigeria?
What do you think? Very Happy

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 1:08 pm

I got an email from our future husband which had five works of art but no message, I wont bother posting the art, if anybody would particularly like to see it I can forward the email.

I havn't done an art bait before but figure there may be an opening here seeing as he brought it up Wink

Quote:

Hi Chris,

I am sorry that this will be a short email but I only have a moment

Those are very good paintings, you have quite a talent there, would you mind if I show these pictures to a friend of mine, he collects many fine pieces of art and I feel he may be interetsed in some of these, of course he would pay you for them.
Who would have thought, a great artist and a sweet man, I sometimes pinch myself to see if I am dreaming

Please let me if you are interetsed in selling some of your art and if so let me know what price you are looking for

I must go now my pointiest of tools

Sweet regards

Edit,
The lad has agreed to sell his artwork, he doesn't know yet that my friend will want a commissioned piece Wink

4 more pictures of paintings sent with this

Quote:

Hello sweety,
is ok u can show him and each will cost him $1000 each and pls hope his going to pay me bcos i trust u that why im sending it to u....i will give u my managers infromation so u can send the money if hes ready to pay the money and if he does u can use $500 for ur bill and let me no how much he pay so i can tell u the way to send it okay...And how u doing hope u r okay and doing fine pls takecare of urself for me ok ...pls dont tell me down..

Name: kelly lawrence
Address:12 ilama hospital,oregun
city:lagos
country:nigeria
code:23401
text question:who is chris
Answer: my soulmate

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 9:06 pm

@ Scarlett
here's the schedule I sent him it lands on the second.
Coning from Oz there is lots of changes as you can see.
I don't mind rescheduling if need be Wink

Murry - Some nice art work for home will be great. I wonder why he's gone done that line with you?

I told him I sent the money via onlinefx and that I would be unavailable for the next 24hrs.
22 emails - he wants that money Smile

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Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 9:52 pm

@Murry - He told me he doesn't sell his artwork, so good job.

@ Harrya - I will be arriving from the states via British Airways
on October 2 as well. Thanks for the flight details. Very Happy

Does he know you're coming yet?
He's sent me emails too, wanting to know if the HLS forms were taken back and the WU released.

ETA:
I will be arriving on October 2, 2008 on British Airways Flight BA0075
at 19:15 Lagos time.
I won't break the news to our pet until the day before I fly out. Laughing

Won't he be surprised!

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:27 pm

^^^ yes he know's and he is taking me back to his place. What time are you getting in?

Elite Baiter Joined: 11 Jul 2007 Posts: 1979

Scarlett, just because he filled out the forms doesn't mean he's passed through HLS. Tell him they suspect he's a terrorist sympathizer based on his answers and have delayed his funding prior to further investigation. You could bring the money to him faster.

Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 3:28 am

@Harrya - We'll be arriving at the same time in Lagos - he won't even need to make two trips to the airport. Laughing

@OBL - good idea on the HLS forms. I've avoided talking to him about them today. I'll break the news I'm thinking of flying over there with the money and gifts of course.

ETA: I just sent him an email:

Quote:

Dear Pet,
How are you doing? How is our son M1ke? Is he awake yet? Has the doctor performed the surgery?
I am so very worried Pet. I haven't heard from you today, and really hope you'll update me.

I had my aide drive me and the forms to Western Onion this afternoon. They are reviewing the forms and are going to get back to me on releasing the $1,000 dollars.
I am so worried, I am thinking of flying over there to be with you and our son M1ke.
He needs to have me his new mom with him during this stressful time.
I hope you need me too sweetheart. I long to hold you in my arms and comfort you love.

Please email me as soon as possible to update me on everything.

Love you,
P@ula

Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 3:47 am

I've been stalling him by being away etc but I think he might be going to twig.
I used Onlinefx for the transfer he can't work it out Smile

Quote:

I believe you are online right now.......I dont understand what u mean,plz my son is dying and this is no more funny,tell me if the western union or money gram u used in sending the money online didnt send you a receivers information and confirmation that the money has been sent.?

Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 3:51 am

Normally I don't do romance baiting. I'll make a special exception for this piece of garbage.

Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 5:08 am

@ sir scam a lot - glad you decided to join us.

@Harrya - We could move up our flight plans - take off and go right away to prove our love and devotion. Twisted Evil

Tonight after a nice YIM, The lad and I are engaged. He's discouraging me from flying over, but after he proposed, how can I stay away from him and our son?

He still doesn't know the day or if I'm really flying over there yet. I love to surprise a lad. Very Happy

Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 5:11 am

He just shot me down:

Quote:

i have a wife

I guess he has his hands full. That's ok, I have another one on the hook.

Elite Baiter Joined: 11 Jul 2007 Posts: 1979

I'm just stalling him off and basically annoying him.

Tonight's highlights:

He told me he was doing his laundry and I asked the age old and most important dating question, "Boxers or Briefs?" He sent me a pic - of course no face in it.

Quote:

Me: Your shorts don't look very comfortable
Numb-nuts: it is my dick just wokeup
Me: LOL, is that what it is? I thought you stuck a pencil in your pants.
Numb-nuts: no
Numb-nuts: is my dick
Me: You have no sense of humor.
Numb-nuts: why
Me: tell me a joke
Numb-nuts: i dont no how to tell jokes can u tell me one
Me: see, you have no sense of humor
Numb-nuts: why do u keep saying that
Me: because you don't know jokes

And a guy from the old USof A has no idea what a snipe hunt is? I thought every red blooded American guy had been initiated to a snipe hunt at some time in his life?

Quote:

Me: Tomorrow is Friday.
Me: I might go snipe hunting
Numb-nuts: mybe i should come along
Numb-nuts: lol
Me: Oh honey, I'd love to take you on a snipe hunt.
Numb-nuts: yes
Numb-nuts: we could hunt together
Me: yes
Me: maybe we will
Numb-nuts: soon i will join u
Me: that would be great
Numb-nuts: yes when i get my son back uwill see me
Me: cool. Hope that goes well for you. Didn't you say your ex took him to Nigeria?
Numb-nuts: yes
Me: I hear that place is full of criminals
Numb-nuts: well i dont no

Then I ragged on him some about his ex wife probably being sold into white slavery and his son is probably now sporting dreadlocks. He denied that’s possible.

Gee, compared to me, I think he’s starting to like his ex wife.

Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 5:22 am

I'd love to take him quail hunting. Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 5:55 am

@scarlett it might work well to move faster as my other transfer system will wear thin by next Wednesday.

@OBL - I had no idea what a snipe hunt was just now. Gotta love this site for education Smile

Glad everyone is keeping him busy Smile

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