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Master of Master Baiters Joined: 06 Feb 2008 Posts: 720

I just want an invoice Sad

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Sir,
What do you mean?.
Do you want us to issue you paid invoice when you know fully well that no payment have been confirmed.
The only time we will issue you paid invoice is upon the receipt of your balance charges payment. We will not for any reason issue you paid invoice and if you are not ready to have your boxes claimed we will have them return back to our security vault as unclaimed boxes and you should forget the boxes. we will not mind to loose all our charges but will not take it for play with you if you wish to can put us into trouble.

Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 9:38 am

From experience, I've found that some lads just don't understand the concept of invoices, ie you send me an invoice confirming the goods and the price and then I pay it. They seem to like to do it the other way round..you pay then they send you a PROFORMA INVOICE. I've had baits grind to a halt because the lad either didn't understand the invoice concept or was just too lazy to produce one. Probably a combination of both.

Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 9:40 am

I've had this before and I had to explained to them that they are confusing a "receipt" with an "invoice", I have no idea if I'm right on this but I said it with conviction and they seem to understand....but I never got one.

Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:57 am

I get this sort of thing a lot:

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I got your mail asking for invoice.How can you have invoice without payment!
This money is to enable us aquire all the documents demanded by the security company.After payment,we shall send your invoice to you without delay.

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Thanks very much for your mail of this afternoon but i want to understand what you meant by invoice ,are you buying goods from this bank that you required invoice ?please note that we can not do anything till you pay your application/processing fee.

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i want to bring to your notice that it is on receipt of payment that your invoice will be sent to you.

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what we issue is only payment receipt ,showing that you have just pâid money we dont issue invoice because we are not doing buying and selling ,.

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

I have experienced this as well. The solution is quite simple. Your company cannot approve the release of funds without an invoice for the accounting department. Tell him you are so sorry but you will have to take your business to someone who will issue you an invoice.

You want to do business with him but your hands are tied, the money cannot be released without an invoice.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 06 Feb 2008 Posts: 720

What gets me is the Fee is for £1,500 I think I could get off my arse and knock up an invoice for that amount, God Knows how much that is worth to them in West Africa. Lazy Lads Rolling Eyes

** Retired ** Joined: 14 May 2007 Posts: 750 Location: Air

^^ Thats a good thing. RL vics are bound to ask about invoices from time to time, and the longer the lads sit on their lazy arses and wait for money to magically appear infront of them instead of chopping an invoice in MS paint, the better Razz

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 06 Feb 2008 Posts: 720

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An invoice or bill is a commercial document issued by a seller to the buyer, indicating the products, quantities, and agreed prices for products or services the seller has provided the buyer. An invoice indicates the buyer must pay the seller, according to the payment terms.
From the point of view of a seller, an invoice is a sales invoice. From the point of view of a buyer, an invoice is a purchase invoice. The document indicates the buyer and seller, but the term invoice indicates money is owed or owing. In English, the context of the term invoice is usually used to clarify its meaning, such as "We sent them an invoice" (they owe us money) or "We received an invoice from them" (we owe them money).

Unless you can provide one my Mum is not going to send the £1,500

There Response

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Sir,
We write to inform you that there is no way our company can issue you invoice without the payment receipt.
However,if at the end of coming week you were not able to claim your boxes we will be forced to return and place them as unclaimed boxes.
You are advised to get back to us once again to avoid seizing your boxes.
Thanks,

Vampire Cross/Garlic/Wooden Stake

Superman Kryptonite

Lad Invoice

Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 7:35 pm

Lad = thick as two planks.

:banghead:

Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 7:41 pm

The words Catch and 22 spring to mind...

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...there is no way our company can issue you invoice without the payment receipt.

Retort - "How can I send you a payment receipt until I have an invoice for my accountant to confirm the amount and authorize payment?" Laughing

Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2008 12:05 am

When asked one Lad for an invoice, this is what ensued:

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i want to bring to your notice that it is on receipt of payment that your invoice will be sent to you."You are required to conclude all proceed today as i will be on desk to administer your cost as proper invoicing and administration will be done on your behalf" means that after you have made the payment, we will proceed in giving you the invoice as soon as you effect payment.

Eliza queried that, and along came this piece of reasoning, which basically states that I send them a receipt after I send the money, and then I get an invoice.... Cause and effect are different in the Muguverse!

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I want to inform you that all proceed deems it's factor on your compliance with the Cost Of Transfer.You are required to send fee so that your loan can be transfered into your bank account.Once we get a receipt and evidence of payment we now issue you an invoice in regards to the payment you have effected for the transfer to be made.I have taken out time from my busy schedule to explain all you need to know about transfering of funds to your Bank account.Your positive response to this email is needed asap.

Those who know Eliza (or her new incarnation, Cammy) will expect this:

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Since I've got nowhere being polite...
SEND ME THE FUCKING INVOICE RIGHT NOW!
Got that?

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please be informed that this is a confidential matter and this is a Financial institution and thus will not accept any form of rudeness or foul languages in comunication with us.I will advice you to go learn some manners.
As previously said,it is imperative you effect that payment so we can proceed effectively in granting you your loan.Attached here is a scanned copy of the deposit Certificate for your eyes only.Your urgent response to this email is needed as soon as possible.Have a most wonderful day.

When Eliza rejected that, the Lad came up with some very odd reasoning (and a howler):

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I am more surprise at you attitude to have requested for an invoice.If i might ask you "Did you purchase any item?".You applied for a loan and you have been given the cost of transfer to transfer funds into your local bank account and all you do is keep on asking for an invoice using fowl languages and been rude on the mail.
This is how you fall victim to fraudsters.They will provide you with an invoice for no just cause you send them funds and get nothing in return.You were shown you Loan that was deposited with us and all measure to transfer funds to you is already in place.

It ended not long after that.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 01 Dec 2005 Posts: 4

"using fowl languages"

What "languages" does a chicken use?

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