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BRUIN
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 11329
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:21 pm |
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This is an e-mail I just received from the mugu's new barrister (it is his second or third so far). Anyway, the background story is that my baiting character Mark has died. His administrator (Osc@r Wilde) has contacted the mugu to carry on the transaction, but has no idea what sort of transaction was ongoing. This is the response from the new barrister:
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I'm pleased to let you know that Mr mark **** and I both work for the fedral governmemnt of Nigeria as a contractor under catigory H with Nigeria national Petrolleum Company (NNPC) in which we execute the contact in the same Catigory (H), after the completion of the contract I departed for spain and he also departed for UK, we had a good time together and we make a good friendship relationship. |
Now, my new baiting character (Osc*r) has just learned all sorts of neat stuff about his late friend.
How do you folks recommend that I play this one? |
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Donato
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 2922
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Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:28 pm |
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we make a good friendship relationship. |
I think you should find out just how good. |
_________________ ^^^ damn tree hugging hippy. -imike
Your are a complete ASSHOLE!! Dont you dare mail me again BASTARD!!!-george harrison
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<i><b>Free Pastor Frank!!!</b></i> |
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BRUIN
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 11329
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:31 pm |
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Well Donato, I was thinking about that - by coincidence the administrator of the estate is Osc@r Wilde, and the rumors about his tastes and inclinations go back to Victorian England. I think I may need to explore:
(a) How it is that Osc@r got associated with Mark, so that Mark would name Osc@r as his administrator; and
(b) The nature of the relationship between Mark and the barrister - - hint hint giggle giggle.
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Donato
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 2922
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Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:39 pm |
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I'm sure you could drop a reference or twenty seven in there to his trials and tribulations. |
_________________ ^^^ damn tree hugging hippy. -imike
Your are a complete ASSHOLE!! Dont you dare mail me again BASTARD!!!-george harrison
- lots
<i><b>Free Pastor Frank!!!</b></i> |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Aug 25, 2008 9:17 pm |
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Be sure to tell the Lad about how important it is to be earnest, and mention some chap called Bunbury. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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mami
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 657
Location: Usman Bello's Ex
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Mon Aug 25, 2008 9:44 pm |
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I see the lad has some problems with the basic future, present and past tense of the English language. Please don't abuse his lack!!!! |
_________________ There's no such thing as a female with good looks who cooks and cleans. |
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