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thomas-the-tank
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Aug 2007
Posts: 1087
Location: Wherever I want the lads to think I am
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Sun Aug 24, 2008 1:50 am |
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Dumb, lazy and greedy - a surefire recipe for success...
First in my catcher account this morning:
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Please use this money for the churches and less privileged on behalf of my sick client |
but
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*REFERENCE NUMBER:UK/786543X4/28*
*BATCH NUMBER:034/099/YX46*
*TICKET NUMBER:005-4432-971-878* *FINAL NOTIFICATION *
*We are pleased to inform you today 23th august 2008 of the result*
*of the winners of the UK NATIONAL LOTTERY ONLINE PROMO PROGRAMME,*
*held on august 12th 2008 .You won the sum of Ј1 000,000.00 GBP*
*file XYL/26510460037/06. *
*To file for your claim, please contact our claims agent; *
*Agents Name:
* Email:
*Congratulations once more from all members and staffs of this program |
Anyone who wants to bait this goatbrain, go ahead. It seems that he could be a lot of fun if played right.
And next, from [sic] [edit] fixed typo [/edit] we have the same message subject:
Message subject wrote: |
Please use this money for the churches and less privileged on behalf of my sick client |
And we have the old sick widow:
The good doctor wrote: |
My name is . I'm a 65 years old woman and from Congo. I was a merchant and owned two businesses <<<snip>>>
Only recently I saw on television the colossal loss of properties and livelihood people in Canberra, Australia through fire. I was moving with great pity and compassion that I decided to make this contribution on assisting people over there, <<<snip>>>
Presently, I'm in a hospital where I have been undergoing treatment for oesophagi cancer. <<<snip>>>.
It is my last wish to see this money distributed to victims of the fire outbreak in Australia and other charity organization<<snip>>>
Use your judgment to distribute the money and keep 30% of it to yourself. Feel free to reimburse yourself when you have the money for any cost you incur during the process of collecting and distributing the money. <<<snip>>>
Please, send reply and all correspondences to my attorney :
Regards
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So "my sick client"? The doctor's patient? The barrister? Mrs.
What's the best way to de-educate these lads and get them to keep making this kind of mistake? |
_________________ "You body parts will picked on the scene of a fatal accident that you will be involved in seven days time"
"I hate associating with men who are camelions"
"I have knowledge in goats since i learnt that in way back in secondary institution."
"I have come to learn the world is pregnant."
"Besides i am on a GLOBAL ASSIGNMENT WITH THE UN, so be reasonable and leave insults"
"suck your blood untill you resemble stockfish"
x 3 x 2 x 2
Wole A x 4!! :
<= don't ask about the goat!
Last edited by thomas-the-tank on Sun Aug 24, 2008 2:01 am; edited 2 times in total |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Posted:
Sun Aug 24, 2008 1:53 am |
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I say a mass bait is in order. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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Wright B Hindyou
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 1795
Location: Bangkok
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Sun Aug 24, 2008 1:56 am |
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Just be sure you get the right Mrs.Marvis Smith -- it's a very common name in Congo... |
_________________ "YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO HUMANITY" - Douglas Minning
"bastard like you, I will kill you with my hand, son of nobody. May your soul rust in help." - Titi Andrew
"I trusted you very much without knowing that you are a drug addit person" - Emma Bambara
"THIS YOUR BEHAVIOR IS IRELEVANT AND CROSPOLOS CARACTER" - Madam Clarrise Keita.
"you must speak beter because we dont train mad people in this company." - Incredible Self-Baiting Pastor Joe |
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