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 Lads get stupider and lazier...

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Elite Baiter

Joined: 18 Aug 2007
Posts: 1087
Location: Wherever I want the lads to think I am

PostPosted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 1:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Dumb, lazy and greedy - a surefire recipe for success...

First in my catcher account this morning:
Message subject wrote:
Please use this money for the churches and less privileged on behalf of my sick client

Message body wrote:
*BATCH NUMBER:034/099/YX46*
*We are pleased to inform you today 23th august 2008 of the result*
*held on august 12th 2008 .You won the sum of Ј1 000,000.00 GBP*
*file XYL/26510460037/06. *
*To file for your claim, please contact our claims agent; *
*Agents Name:
* Email:
*Congratulations once more from all members and staffs of this program

Anyone who wants to bait this goatbrain, go ahead. It seems that he could be a lot of fun if played right.
And next, from [sic] [edit] fixed typo [/edit] we have the same message subject:
Message subject wrote:
Please use this money for the churches and less privileged on behalf of my sick client

And we have the old sick widow:
The good doctor wrote:
My name is . I'm a 65 years old woman and from Congo. I was a merchant and owned two businesses <<<snip>>>
Only recently I saw on television the colossal loss of properties and livelihood people in Canberra, Australia through fire. I was moving with great pity and compassion that I decided to make this contribution on assisting people over there, <<<snip>>>
Presently, I'm in a hospital where I have been undergoing treatment for oesophagi cancer. <<<snip>>>.
It is my last wish to see this money distributed to victims of the fire outbreak in Australia and other charity organization<<snip>>>
Use your judgment to distribute the money and keep 30% of it to yourself. Feel free to reimburse yourself when you have the money for any cost you incur during the process of collecting and distributing the money. <<<snip>>>
Please, send reply and all correspondences to my attorney :

So "my sick client"? The doctor's patient? The barrister? Mrs.

What's the best way to de-educate these lads and get them to keep making this kind of mistake?

"You body parts will picked on the scene of a fatal accident that you will be involved in seven days time"
"I hate associating with men who are camelions"
"I have knowledge in goats since i learnt that in way back in secondary institution."
"I have come to learn the world is pregnant."
"Besides i am on a GLOBAL ASSIGNMENT WITH THE UN, so be reasonable and leave insults"
"suck your blood untill you resemble stockfish"

United Kingdom x 3 x 2 Ivory Coast Australia x 2 Benin
Safari Wole A x 4!! :
pony pony pony pony Goat <= don't ask about the goat! Inventor

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sir scam alot
Doesn't share his goats

Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5067
Location: on a break from baiting

PostPosted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 1:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I say a mass bait is in order.

Safari = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
Safari2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
Safari = (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
Safari = Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
Safari2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
pony Mortar x15 (some survived) Closed lad accounts x280 T.W.A.T Nurse Nastys Audi TT United States
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated Easter Egg
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Wright B Hindyou
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Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 1795
Location: Bangkok

PostPosted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 1:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Just be sure you get the right Mrs.Marvis Smith -- it's a very common name in Congo... Rolling Eyes


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"I trusted you very much without knowing that you are a drug addit person" - Emma Bambara


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