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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Sat Aug 23, 2008 7:52 pm |
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Reply today from lad to ASEM "check banked what do I do now" modality. I think he has been 'had' before...
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HELLO ,
THANK YOU FOR GETTING BACK TO ME ON TIME, I REALLY APPRECIATE YOUR URGENCY TO THIS MATTER. NOW THAT YOU HAVE BANKED THE CHECK, MAKE SURE IT CLEARS INTO YOUR ACCOUNT BEFORE CASHING OUT BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO LISTEN TO ANY FUCKING STORY ABOUT ANY SHIT OKAY.
HERE IS THE INFORMATION WHERE YOU ARE TO SEND THE MONEY VIA WESTERN UNION AFTER CASHING OUT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
RECEIVER'S NAME : JOHNS0N BENS0N
LOCATION : LAGOS- NIGERIA
TEXT QUESTION : COL0R
TEXT ANSWER : BLUE
YOU ARE REQUIRED TO FORWARD A COPY OF THE SLIP GIVEN TO YOU FROM THE WESTERN UNION AFTER SENDING THE MONEY DOWN SO IT COULD BE RECEIVED.
I AWAIT TO READ BACK FROM YOU AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
BEST REGARDS. |
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£1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
 x135 (at 26/9/2008)   x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
  
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Sat Aug 23, 2008 7:54 pm |
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I wonder if he's had a few bank accounts closed before or if he's been repeatedly chopped.  |
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 = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
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<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Sat Aug 23, 2008 8:11 pm |
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My money's on his having to listen to some kind of story about some s*** anyway.  |
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SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
 "Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
    
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Sat Aug 23, 2008 8:21 pm |
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I'm shocked, SHOCKED I tell you, to find that Fedex would use such language to a fine, upstanding customer like yourself.   |
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"SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
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US lad w/Capone: ( ) 
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Sat Aug 23, 2008 8:38 pm |
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My reply...
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Hello Mr Courier Fed Ex
I must say I find your language a bit to fruity for my taste. Can you please moderate it otherwise I will not be able to help you any more okay. The Western Union is shut till Monday so I can't do anything till then can I?
Please don't type in CAPITALS as it gives me head migraine syndrome and makes me anxious and depressed and annoyed.
Have a great weekend and please don't use the 'F' word unless absolutely necessary okay because it belittles your education and embarrasses your parents somewhat also.
Stay bless
Jack |
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£1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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remmy223
Elite Baiter
Joined: 12 Jun 2006
Posts: 1734
Location: butt f*** middle of nowhwere
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Sat Aug 23, 2008 8:41 pm |
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oh dear,i would ask to speak with the companies customer relations manager,as i would never wished to be spoken to like that.
do you think the credit crunch is hitting his company real hard now
i would ask him
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Mugatu
** Retired **
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Sat Aug 23, 2008 9:18 pm |
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| Tommo Shanter wrote: |
I must say I find your language a bit to fruity for my taste.....
Please don't type in CAPITALS as it gives me head migraine syndrome....
...and embarrasses your parents somewhat also. |
I think I just weed a little bit in my knickers.
I like the stay bless bit. I laugh every time a lad slags me off and calls me all the names under the sun and yet still finds the time to say thanks and God bless. |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Sat Aug 23, 2008 10:27 pm |
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Does that incarnation of "fedex courier co" have a motto similar to this one?
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FEDEX INTERNATIONAL SARL
LOT 12 CARRE 14 COTONOU BENIN REPUBLIQUE
124 10BP 697 FIFITIN AKPAKPA
TELL: 00229 31 06 5
Mobil: 00229 938 114 28
Fax: 00229-21 33-42-41=20
Motto: Honest & sefty |
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SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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The_Boobs
419Eater is my life
Joined: 02 Feb 2007
Posts: 354
Location: Cornwall, UK
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Sat Aug 23, 2008 10:46 pm |
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Well F**k me. Looks like he's been f**ked over before.
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Sat Aug 23, 2008 11:09 pm |
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| oh dear,i would ask to speak with the companies customer relations manager,as i would never wished to be spoken to like that |
I'm with remmy on this. Demand you speak to his supervisor for using such language. Imagine if a Fedex rep DID say that. KA-POW! Instant dismissal.
Have this employee fired. You only want to speak with serious businessmens. |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Sun Aug 24, 2008 1:04 am |
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| Tommo Shanter wrote: |
My reply...
Stay bless
Jack |
This wouldn't be Jack Sh*t would it?
Maybe you cn introduce your lad to kak. I am sure he would rather hear about kak. |
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mami
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 657
Location: Usman Bello's Ex
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Sun Aug 24, 2008 1:08 am |
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Is this the new FedEx policy? |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Sun Aug 24, 2008 1:30 am |
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If it's the same FedEx courier service I'm thinking of, I've sent his accounts to Alan and chopped his dolla. I can see why his nerves may be a bit frazzled. |
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= Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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crashhoot
Moderator
Joined: 08 Aug 2004
Posts: 4237
Location: Looking for the petting zoo.
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Sun Aug 24, 2008 2:13 am |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Sun Aug 24, 2008 8:54 am |
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^^^Of course. That was why I posted it, although I should have made that clear in my OP.
My character is Jack McKavity. Maybe somebody(the GomerBoyz?) could chop mine and this lad's dolla($52,000.90) and really make Monday a day for him to remember/forget? |
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£1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Sun Aug 24, 2008 9:08 am |
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You're all being too cruel to this poor unfortunate Lad.
I'll send him a payment immediately - just to cheer him up a bit.
Then I'll follow up with the one telling him the payment was rejected because he's on the WU/MG scam fraud list. |
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Fake sites killed 1 x  9 x  3 x 168 X 
 - the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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GordonBennett
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
Posts: 2829
Location: Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo
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Sun Aug 24, 2008 9:25 am |
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Am I the only one to notice his English is jolly good?! |
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The_Boobs
419Eater is my life
Joined: 02 Feb 2007
Posts: 354
Location: Cornwall, UK
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Sun Aug 24, 2008 10:00 am |
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You're all being too cruel to this poor unfortunate Lad.
I'll send him a payment immediately - just to cheer him up a bit.
Then I'll follow up with the one telling him the payment was rejected because he's on the WU/MG scam fraud list. |
Mr Gomer is fair but cruel. |
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