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Vir
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

"Anita" has been trying to scam me for quite some time, but Harold has been so bad with money that he never seems to have any. Fortunately, Harold hit upon the idea to use his position on a scholarship board to give scholarships to Nigerians. My avatar is the result of the first scholarship, but unfortunately the reward for that scholarship can't be sent by Western Union or Moneygram. The only scholarships that can be sent that way are the art and music scholarships. So, the lad applied for the music scholarship. I told him he had to sing the song "Hero of Canton" and I provided him with the lyrics and an example of it being sung. For anyone who hasn't seen Firefly, the song is from the episode Jaynestown, where Jayne Cobb has a city that considers him a folk hero, despite the fact that he's anything but. This video shows that clip from the show:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGwyzSFwemc

The lyrics are here:

http://www.chosentwo.com/firefly/extras/heroofcanton.php

And of course, the lad's attempt at singing it is here:

http://media.putfile.com/Nigerian-Firefly-Fan

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 7:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I don't recognize the song. But I can tell the song shouldn't sound like that. He is tone deaf. It is painful to listen to it.

I think you should ask him for another song.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 7:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yeah, I've got another one planned, though I suspect he'll do that one even worse. I tried to get him to play guitar too, but it was pretty clear that wouldn't be possible.

Anyone? Yastreb? For anyone not familiar with the series, you can see where the song is from in this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGwyzSFwemc

Oh, and you should also watch the show. Smile

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 8:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

can you ask him to sing Star Spangled Banner? I will always love you by Whitney Houston.......
Or something with a virtually unreachable octive?

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 9:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I can't access putfile and Youtube and the like thanx to problems with my computer at the moment.

Does the Lad's song bear any relation to this?

Take my love, take my land
Take me where I cannot stand
I don't care, I'm still free
You can't take the sky from me

Take me out to the black
Tell them I ain't comin' back
Burn the land and boil the sea
You can't take the sky from me

There's no place I can be
Since I found Serenity

But you can't take the sky from me...

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 10:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Woo! I love Firefly. And Joss Whedon. I am surprised that a Nigerian lad would be a fan of such a short lived show, though.

One of my lads is a fan of Lost...which kind of led to some problems because I have been doing a Lost-themed bait since day one. Apparently lads do watch TV. *shrugs*

You should bait him as Joss Whedon. That could get very amusing.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 3:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Much prefer the Ballad of Jayne Cobb myself

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 4:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

~ The Blackwood Con,

Err, actually I was joking when I said he was a Firefly fan. I guess I should have been more clear about that. I specified that for the scholarship he had to sing "Hero of Canton" and supplied him with the words and an example of someone singing it. I thought it was kind of ironic that the song was about stealing money. Wink
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 7:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Yastreb wrote:
I can't access putfile and Youtube and the like thanx to problems with my computer at the moment.

Does the Lad's song bear any relation to this?

nope, more
Quote:
Jayne, the man they call Jayne

He robbed from the rich
And he gave to the poor
Stood up to the man
And gave him what for
Our love for him now
Ain't hard to explain
The hero of Canton
The man they call Jayne

Our Jayne saw the mudders' backs breakin'
He saw the mudders' lament
And he saw the magistrate takin'
Every dollar and leavin' five cents
So he said "you can't do that to my people"
He said "you can't crush them under your heel"
So Jayne strapped on his hat
And in 5 seconds flat
Stole everythin' Boss Higgins had to steal

He robbed from the rich
And he gave to the poor
Stood up to the man
And gave him what for
Our love for him now
Ain't hard to explain
The hero of Canton
The man they call Jayne

Now here is what separates heroes
From common folk like you and I
The man they call Jayne
He turned 'round his plane
And let that money hit sky
He dropped it onto our houses
He dropped it into our yards
The man they called Jayne
He stole away our pain
And headed out for the stars

He robbed from the rich
And he gave to the poor
Stood up to the man
And gave him what for
Our love for him now
Ain't hard to explain
The hero of Canton
The man they call Jayne.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 7:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Vir wrote:
Err, actually I was joking when I said he was a Firefly fan.


Aww... I'm going to go run along now and feel like an idiot, okay? Embarassed

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 9:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I love Firefly but couldn't decipher the lad's terrible singing effort without the above links.

But well done on the lovely trophy! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 5:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yastreb - nah, I wouldn't want the lad to butcher the Firefly intro. But the Ballad of Jayne Cobb is funny enough that having a lad sing it just makes it funnier. Very Happy

At first I wanted it to be a surprise, but I'll update my initial post to show where the song is from.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 8:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nice trophy.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 3:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Even better, have the lad make this and then wear it while singing.

Jayne Cobb Knitted Hat

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Rats, beat to the punch, but maybe my link will work.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FKFLJmOQ50&NR=1

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

See if you can get him to sing anything from System Of A Down.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 2:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The hat is at:

http://www.wearwithstyle.com/hat5.html

Unfortunately, the queue is 6 weeks long. I'd get him the knitting kit, but this particular lad doesn't seem to be much good at anything, let alone knitting. I was going to get him to sing one more song, probably "Still Alive" from the game Portal. Wink

My next step would probably be to officially find out he's a scammer and stop talking to him. But he would still keep getting contacted by the scholarship board. I'm tired of constantly professing my love to "Anita" and I'd rather chew him out as the persona of a busy, no-nonsense chairman of a scholarship foundation.

After that, maybe I'll try to get him to carve me a bust of Barack Obama or something.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 2:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Well if the lad is creative perhaps he could make a life size statue of jayne..

Image

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