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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Thu Aug 21, 2008 3:27 pm |
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I think that Bello might be just what we were looking for.... a total idiot.
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Hello Zippy,
How are you today? i hope you are ok there! i got your mail yesterday but i can't reply you back.
Before doing anything for you right now, you have to tell me how much are you going to pay me for my work so that i can know what to do on any stuff ok.
Thanks
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Thu Aug 21, 2008 3:32 pm |
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Unbelievable. even I in my worst drunking stober was never that gullable.
and when I was drunk, I would believe the tall rich and handsome. |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Thu Aug 21, 2008 3:39 pm |
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We had someone awhile back that baited as a penguin. Animal baits are the best! |
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just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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Fish in a Blue Bag
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 07 Aug 2008
Posts: 7
Location: In a Blue Bag
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Thu Aug 21, 2008 3:58 pm |
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This is pure gold.
I clearly need to be more creative with my baiting...! The bar is very high indeed..! |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Thu Aug 21, 2008 4:33 pm |
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Just when I think you bastards have pushed baiting as far as it can go, you spring something like this. Awesome.
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Zippy: no one will serve a chimpanzee at a bank
would you? |
Zounds, I still laugh every time I see that. |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Thu Aug 21, 2008 9:18 pm |
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Wow. This is getting good.
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Hi,
Yes i will sign for the package and i will hug you but i want you to tell me how much you will pay me ok ?
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_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Peanut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 May 2007
Posts: 1143
Location: Chicago
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Thu Aug 21, 2008 9:21 pm |
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Titania
Hell on wheels
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 2442
Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'
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Thu Aug 21, 2008 10:03 pm |
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I'm willing to believe that you will get Zippy all the way to Africa, wreak havoc with B3ll0's perception of reality, and twist his tail in ways he never dreamed possible - and that the Miracle Network will still be twiddling their thumbs in Chad. (Well, unless they make enough money scamming other people to get back home.) |
_________________ i do not know you.you need to expanciate more - C0llins W3aver
those words really made me felt completely bad..and i had to dust my ass and wipe tears Micheal David
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Stanley's Christmas Adventure 2008 - Lagos to Abuja - massbait |
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Harry Pianis
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Jul 2008
Posts: 216
Location: The North Pole, sniping elves
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Fri Aug 22, 2008 1:07 am |
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Zippy will destroy Bello.
I mean, this man believes he's talking to a chimp that's got an I.Q of 55, but completed high school! He thinks this chimp'll be shipped in a crate of money? What the heck's he thinking..? |
_________________ YOU HAVE TO STOP SENDING ME SUCH MAILS. AND IF DO STOP, I WILL HAND YOU OVER TO POLICE.
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Donato
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 2922
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Fri Aug 22, 2008 1:16 am |
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Harry Pianis wrote: |
What the heck's he thinking..? |
He's not... |
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<i><b>Free Pastor Frank!!!</b></i> |
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Harry Pianis
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Jul 2008
Posts: 216
Location: The North Pole, sniping elves
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Fri Aug 22, 2008 1:17 am |
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Agreed. |
_________________ YOU HAVE TO STOP SENDING ME SUCH MAILS. AND IF DO STOP, I WILL HAND YOU OVER TO POLICE.
-Martins 4kuf0r
>>>Need some chickens?<<< |
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mathias
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Feb 2005
Posts: 4187
Location: Germany
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Fri Aug 22, 2008 1:25 am |
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great entertainment |
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BASTARD !!! U JUST DEY MAKE ME SPEND MONEY SEND CHECKS TO NON EXISTING PLACES OL BOY NO TRY ME AGAIN OH ABEG JUST FUCK OFF MAKE I WORK COLLECT MONEY..
go screw your mother fucking uncircumcised rotten dick on your bedroom wall and die slow *DELETED* because you don't even worth a second out of my time
now you have taken me to a far area from my place ... I have to sleep under the bridge today ...
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U. Sir Name
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 05 Jul 2008
Posts: 76
Location: In My Own Face
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Fri Aug 22, 2008 12:03 pm |
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There is nothing funnier in this world than a chimpanzee dressed in peoples clothes. |
_________________ I understand your concern,if this process is legal or not.Right all i have to tell you is that this process is illegal - Paul Lockett
Please take note my name is DAKORU BAKARE and not Bukake
i got your ATM card and you come and bring your information and also pay your $95 charge and collect the God dam card ok.
ok sorry i got you message, and i going to go fuck myself as you said. thanks very much. |
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Donato
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 2922
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Fri Aug 22, 2008 12:49 pm |
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What about a lad dressed as a chimpanzee dressed in peoples clothes? |
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Harry Pianis
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Jul 2008
Posts: 216
Location: The North Pole, sniping elves
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Fri Aug 22, 2008 5:21 pm |
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Hmm..I just remembered something:
The first picture of Zippy, where he's in front of a computer with white squares on the screen is from a study where they were testing the instant memory of chimps. The numbers 1-10 appear on the screen for about a second, and then are covered with a white square, which the chimp has to touch from least to greatest. Chimps have no problem doing this, but humans don't do well; it's almost impossible for us. |
_________________ YOU HAVE TO STOP SENDING ME SUCH MAILS. AND IF DO STOP, I WILL HAND YOU OVER TO POLICE.
-Martins 4kuf0r
>>>Need some chickens?<<< |
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Titania
Hell on wheels
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 2442
Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'
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Fri Aug 22, 2008 6:52 pm |
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A friend was telling me about some scientists that thought they could teach chimps to drive cars so we could all have chauffeurs for - literally - bananas.
The chimps did very well, following all the laws, including stopping at red lights. The problem arose when it was realized that the chimps had been trained to stop AT THE LINE when the light was red, and they tried to do just that, even when there were other cars in front of them.
The experiment was discontinued. |
_________________ i do not know you.you need to expanciate more - C0llins W3aver
those words really made me felt completely bad..and i had to dust my ass and wipe tears Micheal David
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Stanley's Christmas Adventure 2008 - Lagos to Abuja - massbait |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Fri Aug 22, 2008 6:56 pm |
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Toonces was a cat that could drive a car. He just couldn't drive it very well. |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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Wright B Hindyou
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 1795
Location: Bangkok
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Sat Aug 23, 2008 12:17 am |
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Perhaps when Zippy gets to Africa, he could bust out of the crate and make a break for freedom, heading for a 5imba 5afari Camp somewhere.... |
_________________ "YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO HUMANITY" - Douglas Minning
"bastard like you, I will kill you with my hand, son of nobody. May your soul rust in help." - Titi Andrew
"I trusted you very much without knowing that you are a drug addit person" - Emma Bambara
"THIS YOUR BEHAVIOR IS IRELEVANT AND CROSPOLOS CARACTER" - Madam Clarrise Keita.
"you must speak beter because we dont train mad people in this company." - Incredible Self-Baiting Pastor Joe |
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juju4u
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 20 Mar 2008
Posts: 727
Location: Yes, absolutely!
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Sat Aug 23, 2008 1:54 am |
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^Funny, it just so happens there is a Chimp Camp just down the trail from the 5imba Cameroon camp |
_________________ you have disappointed me for GODS sake ok // YOU SEND MONEY TO A FRAUDSTER AND SWINDLER STOP DEALING WITH THOSE IMPOSTERS AGAIN YOU ARE WARNED // if I finally find out that you did not send any money john I will send the FBI after you max, because I don't play dirty games ok - Captain Morgan
i cant stress my self any more.I now have a back pain cos of this // western union puzzle // rather stressfull as i spent the whole weekend trying to unravel it - M T C N s3cure
2,633 miles: Peterson/Gomer/fbi/Tina Mike/MrMicheal: Lagos.Doula.Yaounde.Limbe.Mundemba.ChimpCamp.[SSC Cameroon].(2weeks Jail).Baffousam(across Nigeria).Cotonou.Parakou.[SSC Benin] C/B Master & 5imba et al "i am coming to safari my self" "he is at chimpazine camp" "go pick him at the police station" |
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Harry Pianis
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Jul 2008
Posts: 216
Location: The North Pole, sniping elves
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Sat Aug 23, 2008 1:56 am |
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In my (bad) opinion, it would be funny if Zippy would be packaged with a rabid animal, get rabies, and goes on a killing spree. But thats just me.
No matter how impossible that is, as Zippy's not really going, it's a funny thought.
It can be Cujo all over again, just with a chimp instead of a big dog.
(I've seen a vid where these guys drove a car into a load of chimps, and they went BALLISTIC. They were all over the car, they broke the windows and bite the occupents. I think one guy might've died.) |
_________________ YOU HAVE TO STOP SENDING ME SUCH MAILS. AND IF DO STOP, I WILL HAND YOU OVER TO POLICE.
-Martins 4kuf0r
>>>Need some chickens?<<< |
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Sat Aug 23, 2008 2:14 am |
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This is one of the funniest things you guys have pulled off in a while (and that's saying something!).
My personal favourite is:
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Zippy: i make a lot of money
FedEx: How ?
Zippy: i invest in stocks online
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God bless that little chimp.
Lad better not piss him off... |
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1k3: West African Tour
Ben: Lagos (Nigeria) - Accra (Ghana)
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leia
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 83
Location: somewhere in Colbert Nation
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Sat Aug 23, 2008 9:06 pm |
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FedEx: ...what is your name ?
Zippy: zippy
my name is zippy
FedEx: is your name Zippy?
Zippy: yes
FedEx: nice
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...Love it! Maybe since he's at the San Diego Zoo, Joan Embry could be involved somehow |
_________________ "I was contemplating with me...I have a reliable mind to complete this transaction with you. Let me cheap this into your mind that we will not suffer and another person will rip it, relax and forget him as you said." -Mr. Robert Kofi
"Please when ever you are writing to the bank
try and be specific and go straight to the point. Is an institution we are not interested in your boyfriend case." - fake bank
"I'm so annoyed with you are you sure you are with all your senses?" - Mr. Robert Kofi again |
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