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 Zippy the Chimp vs. Bello Adeyemi

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 3:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I think that Bello might be just what we were looking for.... a total idiot.

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Hello Zippy,
How are you today? i hope you are ok there! i got your mail yesterday but i can't reply you back.
Before doing anything for you right now, you have to tell me how much are you going to pay me for my work so that i can know what to do on any stuff ok.
Thanks
Bello.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 3:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Unbelievable. even I in my worst drunking stober was never that gullable.
and when I was drunk, I would believe the tall rich and handsome. Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 3:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

We had someone awhile back that baited as a penguin. Animal baits are the best!

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 3:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This is pure gold.

I clearly need to be more creative with my baiting...! The bar is very high indeed..!
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 4:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Just when I think you bastards have pushed baiting as far as it can go, you spring something like this. Awesome.
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Zippy: no one will serve a chimpanzee at a bank
would you?

Zounds, I still laugh every time I see that.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 9:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Wow. This is getting good.

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Hi,
Yes i will sign for the package and i will hug you but i want you to tell me how much you will pay me ok ?
Bello

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 9:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

And people claim that lads have no heart...

At least he'll hug Zippy before demanding the cash Wink

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 10:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm willing to believe that you will get Zippy all the way to Africa, wreak havoc with B3ll0's perception of reality, and twist his tail in ways he never dreamed possible - and that the Miracle Network will still be twiddling their thumbs in Chad. (Well, unless they make enough money scamming other people to get back home.)

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 1:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Zippy will destroy Bello.

I mean, this man believes he's talking to a chimp that's got an I.Q of 55, but completed high school! He thinks this chimp'll be shipped in a crate of money? What the heck's he thinking..?

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 1:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Harry Pianis wrote:
What the heck's he thinking..?


He's not... Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 1:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Agreed.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 1:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

great entertainment Razz

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 12:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

There is nothing funnier in this world than a chimpanzee dressed in peoples clothes. Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 12:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

What about a lad dressed as a chimpanzee dressed in peoples clothes? Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 5:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hmm..I just remembered something:

The first picture of Zippy, where he's in front of a computer with white squares on the screen is from a study where they were testing the instant memory of chimps. The numbers 1-10 appear on the screen for about a second, and then are covered with a white square, which the chimp has to touch from least to greatest. Chimps have no problem doing this, but humans don't do well; it's almost impossible for us.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 6:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A friend was telling me about some scientists that thought they could teach chimps to drive cars so we could all have chauffeurs for - literally - bananas.

The chimps did very well, following all the laws, including stopping at red lights. The problem arose when it was realized that the chimps had been trained to stop AT THE LINE when the light was red, and they tried to do just that, even when there were other cars in front of them.

The experiment was discontinued.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 6:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Toonces was a cat that could drive a car. He just couldn't drive it very well.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 12:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Perhaps when Zippy gets to Africa, he could bust out of the crate and make a break for freedom, heading for a 5imba 5afari Camp somewhere.... Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 1:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^Funny, it just so happens there is a Chimp Camp just down the trail from the 5imba Cameroon camp Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 1:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

In my (bad) opinion, it would be funny if Zippy would be packaged with a rabid animal, get rabies, and goes on a killing spree. But thats just me.

No matter how impossible that is, as Zippy's not really going, it's a funny thought.

It can be Cujo all over again, just with a chimp instead of a big dog. Smile

(I've seen a vid where these guys drove a car into a load of chimps, and they went BALLISTIC. They were all over the car, they broke the windows and bite the occupents. I think one guy might've died.)

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 2:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This is one of the funniest things you guys have pulled off in a while (and that's saying something!).

My personal favourite is:

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Zippy: i make a lot of money

FedEx: How ?

Zippy: i invest in stocks online
it is easy


Laughing

God bless that little chimp.

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Lad better not piss him off...

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 9:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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FedEx: ...what is your name ?

Zippy: zippy
my name is zippy

FedEx: is your name Zippy?

Zippy: yes

FedEx: nice



clapping ...Love it! Maybe since he's at the San Diego Zoo, Joan Embry could be involved somehow Wink

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