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Hello I'm New here! Joined: 28 Jul 2004 Posts: 16

I was baiting a woman as Mrs. Doubtfire when I got this letter from her "son":

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Dear Doubtfire

Compliments of the day to you,

I got this contact from my mother saying I should deal directly with you in respect of this business; however, I appreciate your effort towards this proposal and I may say the good lord will help us, please you endeavour to send your telephone number and fax where I can communicate with you, moreover I will fax you all the legal documents that will empower you to receive the consignment on my behalf, please as a matter of fact you have to keep this business secret, nevertheless, I will update you as soon as I get a lawyer who will procure all the documents.

Madam, I must congratulate you once again, thanks for your assistance.

I wait for your response

I decided to try some fun with him:

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Mr. Abacha,
Oh Dear, Oh Dear you confuse an old lady! I suddenly
not hope that there is something wrong with your pure
mother since you write me ? May the good Lord
forbidden that anything had happen to her my dear
daugther.My dear friend you ask me about fax and phone
numbers and I must admit that I;m an old lady who
cannot operate a fax machine. About telephone I can't
help you either my dear since I can't hear. In 69 I
lost my ears during a lapdance and even that the good
doctors replaced them with plaices I never was
able to hear anything again except the deep sounds
from the sea. The email is the only way I can
communicate with the world. But I maybe can involve
the dear father Ted from my church. He is always so
kindly and helpful and I'm sure he have one of these
fax machines that he will let me use. I will ask the
dear father if he can help next week when he returns
from Alabaster. My friend can I ask you to write me in
uppercase next time. In 1938 I lost my eyes in the
solareclipse when they was sucked out by the
solarwind. My poor father could only afford to replace
them with chestnuts from our garden and I therefore
don't read these small lettes so well.

Your faithful

Mrs. Doubtfire.

That wasn't not enough to stop him:

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Dear Madam,

I received your mail,

Am very sorry for all you have been going through, nevertheless, don`t worry about the fax machine, I can scan the documents to and send them to you by attachment, I will get a lawyer who will procure all the documents, as soon as I get a barrister, I will let you know.

Thanks and have a nice day
Mustapha

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 28 Jul 2004 Posts: 16

Well well well now he try to steal money from the poor old lady:

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Dear Madam,
Compliments of the season,

I received your mail, as a matter of fact, I have
gotten an investor who will procure all the
necessary documents that will empower you to receive
the consignment on my behalf, however after
discussing with him, he said it will cost us the sum
of $2,200 dollar to get those documentation, please
madam, kindly send the sum of $700 dollar in the
name of the barrister, which you send information to
me to enable him to collect the fun in the bank, I
will get the balance, the moment you confirm these
the documents will send to you, the security company
will contact you to tell you on how to receive the
consignment.

Thanks and have a nice day

Find bellow the information of western union money
transfer.

Please you are to attention the payment in the name
of

NAME: NWAOKOLO AZUBUKE,

ADDRESS 12 BALOGUN STREET

LAGOS IKEJA NIGERIA

Send the money through western union money transfer.

I wait your urgent response
Mustapha

Now it is time that the old lady drive him crazy:

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My dear young man - prince of egypt,
It makes me very happy to hear that you want to send
me 700$ for my eye operation. May the good Lord bless
you for your kindness

Your

Mrs. Doubtfire. (Lapdancer)

But the "leech" don' tgive up:

Quote:

Dear Madam,

Compliments of the day to you,

Pls read well, you are to send the money to lawyer
who will get all the documents.

thanks

Mustapha

yeah mustapha let's see how patient you are with old ladies:

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Sweet prince of persien,
As soon I receive the money I will send them to my
lawyer as you suggest. You are absolute right it is
not good to have so much money at home for an old
lady. Thanks your kindly young pure man.

Mrs. Doubtfire

No reply for a long time now Sad

Maybe he gave it up.