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Dionysius
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 7:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Just saw this photo of Jeff Clarke of Dell showing off new mobile laptop colours at the launch of laptops aimed at the 'digital nomads'. Here's the link for the BBC story

So for a bit of fun - What are your captions for this photo?

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 7:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The future's bright, the future's <strike>orange</strike> blue.

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 7:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Don't pick the blue one. Don't pick the blue one.

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 7:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This is your life!
The other one is for the Sunday papers Laughing

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(Actually its a yellow and black combination that really triggers them, apologies to those that have a site in these colours I visited but couldnt stay long )

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 7:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Premiership Referees report that they are going to struggle with the newly announced high-visibility warning cards.

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 8:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sorry we don't have it in Burberry

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 8:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

No smiles were harmed in the making of this advertisement.

The new Moodtop from Dell - the color says it all.

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 8:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sorry we don't sponsor the Green Party.

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 8:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Retro 3D glasses sold seperately.

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 8:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

*thinks to self*

...the bomb was in the blue one...or the red one...?
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 8:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

he wore bluuuue velvet..




sadly we will charge extra for the tartan

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 8:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Was gonna do a red pill / blue pill one, but my mind is lazy. Probably about them being rather large pills.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 9:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Stick, no, twist, ummm

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 9:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nine out of ten Dell executives can't tell the difference...

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 9:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I like ND's

Boy, this blue sure looks tasty. If only the cameraman would turn around...

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 9:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Honest there's no artificial colours
Just like Smarties really

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 10:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

' We're all out of red ones, but I still got the blues for you'

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 10:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

< sings> nights in white satin
Yeah its the moody blues

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 4:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Do you think the blue matches my shoes?

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 12:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Which one of those make me look less like a Poof.
Not that there's anything wrong with that
Edit for PC. Thanks for the heads up reaper, that didn't sound right.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 1:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^No, you have to say: "Not that there's anything wrong with that" That's more PC. Smile

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