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pigpen
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 21 Dec 2006
Posts: 24
Location: Vancouver ,Canada
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Sat Aug 16, 2008 8:14 pm |
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Decided to see if I cna put soem fear into this guy, assuming of course he is as stupid as most of them. May not last long, but what the heck?
DEAR FRIEND. I AM SERGENT BRIAN SMITH. A BRITISH SOLDIER IN IRAQ. AM IN DESPERATE NEED FOR ASSISTANCE TO MOVE A HUGE SUM OF (US$2,000,000)TWO MILLION US DOLLARS FOUND CASH IN A FARMHOUSE OF SADDAM HUSSANE IN NOTHERN IRAQ DURING AN ASSIGNMENT. IN NEED YOUR HELP SINCE I CANNOT HIDE THE MONEY ANY LONGER HERE IN IRAQ. PLS DO NOT REPLY THIS MAIL DIRECTLY TO THE MILITARY. PLS CONTACT ME PRIVATELY ON [email protected] FOR FURTHER DETAILS. THANK YOU.
This is Brigadier Beddows of her Majesty's covert operations department. We take a very dim view of con men attempting to use our military for financial gain. I suggest you get your affairs in order immediately. With the assistance of our agents in Yahoo, we have already identified both you & your location, and you will soon be receiving a visit from one of our agents whom we have contracted to arrange your immediate liquidation.
Brigadier Beddows
British Army, covert operations
Aug 16, 2008 11:55:43 AM, [email protected] wrote:
DEAR BRIGADIER,
I WISH TO INFORM YOU THAT THE DETAILS OF MY MAIL TO YOU IS NOT FRAUDULENT, WE WERE ON A DISPATCH ROUTINE IN AN OLD FARMHOUSE WHEN I FOUND A STACHED BAG BEHIND A FOOD YATCH FOR THE IRAQIS SOLDIERS. I DECIDED TO DUCK THE BAG SINCE I FOUND OUT THE CONTENTS OF (US$ 2,000.000) TWO MILLION DOLLAR RAW CASH WITH SOME PASSPORTS FOR THE SOLDIERS. I DECIDED TO HIDE IT IN THE CAMP AWAY FROM THE UK MILITARY. RIGHT NOW I NEED TO SEND THE MONEY OUT FROM IRAQ TO SOMEONE WHO HAS AN ACCOUNT URGENTLY THORUGH SOME DIPLOMATS WHO VISIT OUR CAMP ON REGULAR BASIS.
I JUST NEED YOUR HELP SO WHEN I LEAVE THE SHORES OF THIS CAMP I CAN GET BACK MY MONEY FROM YOU. YOU CAN ALSO GET SOME PERCENTAGE OF THE MONEY.
PLS GET BACK TO ME URGENTLY IF YOU ARE INTRESTED SO I CAN SEND YOU THE DETAILS OF THIS DIPLOMAT SO THE MONEY WILL BE SENT TO YOU TILL I LEAVE THE CAMP.
THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS.
SERGENT BRIAN SMITH.
UK MILITARY.
Our military records show 4 Brian Smiths on service in Iraq, all 4 of whom are accounted for and none of whom had any access to the farmhouse where Saddam Hussein was hiding. In fact like 99% of British Personnel, they have only been stationed in the Basra area of south Iraq, hundreds of miles from where Saddam was hiding. No British forces were involved in the apprehension of Saddam. It was strictly a joint operation between US & Iraqi forces. This is how we know you are a criminal.You are con man and you have debased the good name of the British forces. For this you will be dealt with in a timely manner, as soon as we narrow down your exact location. You may be allowed to buy your way out of the situation you now find yourself in, but it will cost you. We expect to receive word that you have been either captured or eliminated within a week or 2. If you are captured alive, you should know that immitating a British soldier in order to cheat others out of money is a capital offense under British military law. Once you are extradicted to Britain, you may expect to be sumarily exectuted. Capital Punishment is no longer practiced in Britain except for military offenses such as yours. We may also consider sending you to Guantanamo Bay for US interogation first to ensure you have no terrorist ties.
Brigadier Beddows.
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Sat Aug 16, 2008 10:22 pm |
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I don't see it lasting for long, but it could yield some odd replies... |
_________________ =5imba Safari Camps
=King Zongo-Ouaga to Accra to Lome to Accra to Lome
=Mr Duru-Ouaga to Accra to Ouaga to Abidjan
=Mr Yetonde-Sierra Leone to Accra
=Mr Jiullus-Abidjan to Accra to Kumasi to Tamale
=Mr Dandy-Abidjan to Monrovia-SSC Liberia
=Mr Mandela-Jo'burg to Maun-SSC Botswana
=Mr Danka-Dakar to Bangul-SSC Gambia
=Mr Twumasi-Accra to Cotonou-SSC Benin
=Mr Gomer-Lagos to Douala to Parakou-SSC Cameroon & SSC Benin
=Mr Chukwu-Lome to Accra to Koforidua. Lome to Lagos. Lome to Cotonou.
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Donato
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 2922
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Sat Aug 16, 2008 10:24 pm |
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It's a different way of working-try not to educate the lad too much as to the way of the armed Forces working as he could use it to add some credibility to a scam on another (real) vic.
Maybe try de-educating him. NOTA WarKeeping troops active in the Compton district of Baghdad etc etc |
_________________ ^^^ damn tree hugging hippy. -imike
Your are a complete ASSHOLE!! Dont you dare mail me again BASTARD!!!-george harrison
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<i><b>Free Pastor Frank!!!</b></i> |
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Harry Pianis
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Jul 2008
Posts: 216
Location: The North Pole, sniping elves
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Sat Aug 16, 2008 10:31 pm |
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We expect to receive word that you have been either captured or eliminated within a week or 2 |
Sounds like a death/dea...I mean lose/lose situation |
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Otterfan
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 2481
Location: UK -- land of otters and non-otters
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Mon Aug 18, 2008 10:10 am |
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My guess: He'll read that last reply and the thought "No money from this maga" will pass through his mind. Why bother chasing after something that's too much work for no reward? You'll have to find an extra special lad for this one to work on. |
_________________ PARVA QVOQVE PARS ESSENTIAE LVTRAE SVPERARI NON POTEST
"I have to sale something now to be able to drink water." -- Alice Idris on safari in Cotonou
"why did you waste my time like this why." -- US Army Captain William D Swenson
<--TS certified.
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Kelpex
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 May 2008
Posts: 106
Location: Riding my Kangaroo to work (now with a Koala backpack!)...
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Mon Aug 18, 2008 11:17 am |
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I just love his spelling of "SERGENT". According to dictionary.com, It is only spelled that way in France, Denmark and Romania (correct me if I'm wrong).
That tactic isn't likely to lead to long baits but it sure can be fun at times! |
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