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Scambo
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 10:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Just got this...

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A girl that never married before and i think that you will mash my type


I'm sure that I will. I always try my best.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 11:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A good mashing is what keeps a marriage happy. I mash as often as I am allowed. Maybe you could get your betrothed to write some wedding vows. 12 pages of hand written love mash would keep you happy and your true love busy for a day or so...

They'll need to be scanned and email to you. Of course the documents will be corrupted and blurry. They'll need to do it a few more times until each page arrives safe and sound.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 11:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I wonder if she'll allow a creepy stalker to mash her?
... Sorry that came out worse than I intended.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 12:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

He did the mash
He did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
He did the mash
It caught on in a flash
He did the mash
He did the monster mash
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 3:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Newdonym wrote:
He did the mash
He did the cookie monster mash
The cookie monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
He did the mash
It caught on in a flash
He did the mash
He did the cookie monster mash


Corrected for humor. Cool

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 4:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Weary of the waltz?
The mashed potato schmaltz? (Bryan Ferry)

Or for a change, you could try the Human League's "Being Boiled".

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 8:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Mashing is very much like making love to a beautiful woman...firstly to find a big firm one with no blemishes, gently bring them up to the boil, then add a bit of butter and then really give them a good pummeling to remove any lumps. Enjoy.

Whenever I see lad comments like the one in the OP, I always study my keyboard to try and figure out which key they really meant to type. In this case I just laugh. After two and a half years, I've come to the conclusion that the scumbags have fat fingers and thin brains.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Newdonym wrote:
He did the mash
He did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
He did the mash
It caught on in a flash
He did the mash
He did the monster mash


That is the only song I have ever been afraid of. Still am. Probably because I despise Halloween.

Still, I got a great laugh out of reading that.

Mash...the lad wasn't referring to the TV show, was he?

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 12:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Most of you are probably too young to know what a woman meant when she slapped a man for being "fresh" and said, "You masher!"

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 1:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

/\/\ I'm too old, and I never heard that!

My mate Edmundo works in a lab. Whenever he mentions it, I think of the first line of Monster Mash:

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I was working in the lab late one night When my eyes beheld an eerie sight For my monster from his slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise

He did the Mash


Ed tells me he does engineering and stuff in his lab. I have this mental image of labs being full of bubbling glassware, very high voltages, and bats heads being sewn onto cats bodies and stuff, but he swears its nothing like that.

Maybe it's because I only ever see them in horror films.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 10:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Mash is the first step to making most liquor goodness like whisky, burbon etc.

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