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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 1:57 pm

<br>This lad just Google chatted me and the joy on my side was unconfined for two hours until his cafe time ran out...

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12:57 PM d.nero207: hey
how are u doing today?
James: FINE. HOW ARE YOU?
12:58 PM d.nero207: am cool
12:59 PM James: WHATS UP?
d.nero207: nothing much
James: WEATHER GOOD? SUNNY HERE. SHOWERS LATER.
1:00 PM d.nero207: same here
where are u?
James: UK. U?
d.nero207: china
James: ANYWHERE NEAR OLYMPICS?
1:01 PM d.nero207: yes
you wanna come
cud still help you come over
James: A BIT LATE NOW. YOU CHINESE OR FROM ELSEWHARE?
1:02 PM d.nero207: american
u are james riddler right?
James: WHERE FROM? YES I'M JAMES. WHY DO YOU ASK?
1:03 PM d.nero207: there was a time one of your mail mistakenly entered my box
but i know it's not meant for me
cos i didn't send u a check
1:04 PM James: IS YOUR FIRST NAME ROBERT?
d.nero207: u said in the mail that u received a check from my client
no
am a lady
princess gabby
but the mail got into my box
1:05 PM hope you finally got to the guy?
1:06 PM James: WHAT A BEAUTIFUL NAME. I HAD A FRIEND CALLED WAYNE(HE WAS AMERICAN) WHO DATED A PRINCESS ONCE. DO YOU KNOW HIM?
d.nero207: not me
wann come to uk
can u help?
1:07 PM James: WHERE IN UNITED STATE ARE YOU?
1:08 PM d.nero207: i didn't say am in usa
i said am in china now
but i was born and breed in usa
]maryland
James: WHERE IN UNITED STAE ARE YOU FROM?
d.nero207: hagerstown
James: WHERE IS THAT NEAR?
1:09 PM d.nero207: it's a city in maryland
1:10 PM i wanna come to the uk
can u help?
1:11 PM James: MARYLAND. ARE YOU NEAR ANNAPOLIS?
1:12 PM d.nero207: not that near
but near
1:13 PM James: OKAY. WHY YOU WANT UK?
d.nero207: learnt i cud get a club there cos i play football well
1:14 PM James: WHO ARE YOUR FAVOURITE TEAM?
d.nero207: manchester
1:15 PM James: UNITED OR CITY OR BOTH?
d.nero207: united
1:16 PM James: OKAY? WHY ARE YOU IN CHINA?
1:17 PM d.nero207: to get a club
but they are not encouraging
James: WHERE HAVE YOU APPLIED?
1:18 PM d.nero207: atleast 5 grassroots clubs here
and the salary is not worth is
1:20 PM James: MAYBE U SHUD GO BACK HOME AND TRY THE AMERICAN LEAGUE? DAVID BECKHAM SEEMS TO BE DOING WELL OUT OF IT.
1:21 PM d.nero207: hum,,,,,,,, u don't seems to understand here i have exhausted all my money
can't pay for my flight
and i need a very good manager
James: SO YOU ARE STUCK IN CHINA RIGHT? HOW DO YOU LIVE?
1:22 PM d.nero207: live
it's only God heps with that
cos left to me i don't know
that a miracle
1:23 PM James: GOD DOESN'T PAY THE BILLS. WHAT OLYMPIC TICKETS CAN YOU GET ME IF i COULD GET ACROSS THERE?
1:24 PM d.nero207: that is why i said it's God i found a ticket on the floor
so i was willing to sell to you
James: WHAT IS IT FOR?
1:26 PM d.nero207: to watch the basketball fianals
1:27 PM James: I HATE BASKETBALL. CAN YOU SWAP IT FOR THE WOMENS BEACH VOLLEYBALL FINAL? THAT WOULD BE TOPS.
d.nero207: ok
i would do just that
1:28 PM 'but it's gonna cost you 1000pounds
James: WHEN IS IT, SO I CAN ARRANGE MY TRAVEL ITINERARY?
d.nero207: next 2 weeks monday
1:29 PM but u gat pay half upfront
to secure it
James: WHAT DATE EXACTLY? I NEED TO BOOK MY PLANE TICKET ACCORDINGLY?
1:30 PM d.nero207: 25th of august
James: OKAY. CAN YOU RECOMMEND A GOOD HOTEL?
d.nero207: i can book that for you
1:31 PM James: WHICH ONE AND HOW MUCH. MINIMUM THREE NIGHTS
1:32 PM d.nero207: hold let me check
James: OKAY
1:34 PM d.nero207: the peninsula Beijing and it's gonna cost 500 pounds per night
1:35 PM James: DOES THAT INCLUDE BREAKFAST?
d.nero207: yes
1:36 PM James: IS IT ENGLISH BREAKFAST OR CONTINENTAL?
d.nero207: they have both
1:37 PM James: OKAY. DO THEY HAVE MINI BAR IN ROOM AND AIR CON?
d.nero207: it's one of the best in beijing
so they have even a swimming pool
1:38 PM James: I'M SURPRISED THERE ARE ANY VACANCIES WHAT WITH THE OLYMPICS AND ALL.. HOW FAR IS IT FROM THE AIRPORT?
1:39 PM d.nero207: not that far
they wud be at the airport for you
and i would also be there
James: YOU MEET ME AT THE AIRPORT?
d.nero207: yes
1:40 PM James: OKAY. WHAT DOYOU LOOK LIKE?
1:41 PM d.nero207: i would send my pics to yr box
or better still are u on yahoo?
James: RIGHT. CAN YOU BOOK THE HOTEL?
1:42 PM d.nero207: yes
if you want me to
1:44 PM James: YES PLEASE. THREE NIGHTS. BEFORE YOU DO CAN YOU CHECKUP THAT THEY HAVE A JACK HUGHSY BATH IN MY ROOM.
d.nero207: why
i told u this is the best in beijing
1:45 PM u are sure t get the best
James: I NEED A WHIRLPOOL BATH FOR MY ACHING BONES.
d.nero207: ok
shud book with james riddler?
1:48 PM James: YES PLEASE. CAN YOU SEND ME CONFIRMATION ONCE DONE.
d.nero207: ok
but u gat to send to my paypal account first
1:50 PM James: WHATS PAYPAL?
d.nero207: u don't know paypal?
1:51 PM it's a kind of account associated with ur e-mail address
James: NEVER HEARD OF IT. IS IT ABANK?
d.nero207: no
1:52 PM do u have a credit card?
1:53 PM James: YES. DO YOU?
d.nero207: yes but not valid again
so u can open it with ur card
by going to www.paypal.com
or better still can you send via western union?
1:54 PM James: WHAT IS WESTERN UNION? ARE THEY AMERICAN DELIVERY COMPANY?
1:55 PM d.nero207: it's a kind of way to transfer money to anywhere in the world
1:56 PM James: OKAY. SO THEY ARE NOT LIKE UPS OR DLH RIGHT? HOW DO I TRANSFER THE MONEY? DO I TAKE IT TO THEM FOR DELIVERY TO YOU OVER THERE?
1:57 PM d.nero207: yes
you go to their agent
hold let me search for one in uk for u
where are u in uk?
1:58 PM James: LUNDY ISLAND
1:59 PM d.nero207: hold let me check
2:00 PM James: OKAY. ITS NEAR EDINBURGH IF THAT IS A HELP
d.nero207: ok
2:01 PM 'do u know of moneygram?
James: YES. I AM FAMILIAR WITH ITS FUNCTION.
2:02 PM d.nero207: can u send through that?>
James: NOT SURE IF THERE IS ONE HERE. CAN YOU ADVICE?
2:03 PM d.nero207: hold
James: OKAY BUD
d.nero207: ur postcode?
postcode?
2:04 PM send me ur postcode
2:05 PM James: EX39 2LY
2:07 PM DID YOU GET THAT?
d.nero207: THOMAS COOK BIDEFORD
11 HIGH STREET
Bideford, DEVON EX393PA
+44-0800-833833
Map and Driving Directions
can u go here?
or
FIRST CHOICE
65 MILL STREET
Bideford, DEVON EX392JT
+44-0800-833833
Map and Driving Directions
2:08 PM Today's Hours: 09:00 - 17:30
Tomorrow's Hours: 09:00 - 17:30
here are the agents close to u
2:10 PM James: I KNOW THOMAS COOK. HE IS A VERY NICE MAN. I CAN GET THERE TOMORROW HOPEFULLYWHEN THE TIDE IS FAVORABLE. i LIVE ON AN ISLAND YOU SEA. HAVE YOU SORTED MY HOTEL YET?
d.nero207: i wud do that as soon as i leave here
2:11 PM here is the details you need to send the money
James: WHERE ARE YOU?
d.nero207: china
in a cafe
2:12 PM u have to send the money to name:HUNGSRAZ RAJMUNNEE
address; beijing china
pls get this details down
2:13 PM James: I LIKE CHOCOLATE LATTE. WHAT DO YOU LIKE? WHO IS HUNGSRAZ RAJMUNNEE?
2:14 PM d.nero207: then you have to scan the reciept of you got from the western union office to my mail box
he is my manager here
am using him cos he has a chinnese licence to cash the money
2:15 PM how much are u sending?
James: YOU DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION
d.nero207: i said he is my manager here in china
James: YOU STILL DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION OKAY
2:16 PM d.nero207: ok what is the question again?>
ok
i love chocolate too
2:18 PM James: YOU DIDN'T SAY THAT. HOW COME YOU HAVE A MANAGER WHEN YOU TELL ME YOU HAVE NO MONEY OR A JOB IN FOOTBALL? WHY DOESN'T YOUR MANAGER GIVE YOU A LOAN FOR YOUR FOOTBALL AMBITIONS WITH MANCHESTER?
d.nero207: hey
i told u i have tried with 5 clubs here in china
i can't surely do that without a manager
2:19 PM and secondly if he is a good manager he surely shud have gotten me a club
so he is no longer but am just using him to get the cash cos he has a china licence
alright?\
2:21 PM James: YOU OBVIOUSLY A A LOT TO LEARN MY SON. HOW DO YOU FANCY A FOOTBALL TRIAL IN UK WITH LEYTON ORIENT. TOP TEAM IN SOUTH LONDON? GOOD WAGES AND GIRLS.
d.nero207: hey am a lady
not a guy
2:22 PM Razz

James: YOU WANTED FOOTBALL TRIAL, BUT YOU A GIRL?
2:23 PM d.nero207: yes
James: SO WHAT POSITION DO YOU WANT AT MADCHESTER?
2:24 PM d.nero207: no i didn't tell you i wanna play for manchester
i only said it's my favorite team
i wanna play in any team
i can improve
and earn good
2:25 PM B-)
2:26 PM James: SO YOU DON'T FANCY LEYTON ORIENT THEN? THEY HAVE AN EXCELLENT WOMENS TEAM WHO DO GOOD. GOOD MONEY..
d.nero207: i fancy them
just help me!!
wanna get out of here quick
2:27 PM should i be excpeting the scaned copy of the reciept in my mail tomorow?
<3
James: WHY CAN'T YOUR MANAGER HELP YOU?
d.nero207: hey he was my manager in china but he is not anymore
2:28 PM i don't have a china licence to cash the money
taht is why i am using him'
plzzzzzzzz try and understand
i know u are angry
but u don't need to be
trust me plzzzz
Smile

2:29 PM i have just 10 mins left here
2:30 PM i want u to be my manager now
if it's ok by u
James: I'M NOT ANGRY AT ALL. I JUST THINK YOU NEED TO STAND UP TO YOUR MANAGER OKAY AND GET THE MONEY THAT IS YOURS AND THEN GET YOURSELF TO THE UK CHAMPIONSHIP LEAGUE FOOTBALL FOR LEYTON ORIENNT, LONDON SOUTH.
d.nero207: but i have not realy signed a contract
2:31 PM so he doesn't owe me
plz shud i be expecting the scaned copy of the reciept in my box tomorow?
James: YES HE DOES. A VERBRAL CONTARCT.
2:32 PM d.nero207: there is a difference in the laws here
plz lets forget about him
shud i be expecting tomoroe?
2:33 PM James: IF YOU ARE AFOOTBALLER, KICK HIM IN THE BALLS, WALK AWAY AND REPORT HIM TO THE CHINESE TAX AUTHORITIES. THEY WILL SEND THE TANKS IN AND SORT HIM OUT OKAY.
2:34 PM d.nero207: hey he doesn't owe me
he has being like a father to me all this while
2:35 PM only i haven't gotten a good club from him
do u still want the ticket?
Wink

2:36 PM James: I DO HOPE HE HASN'T TAKEN YOU SPECIAL.! HE SOUNDS LIKE A COMPLETE GREEDY BASTARD AND DESERVES EVERYTHING HE GETS. IF YOU WANT ME TO KILL HIM JUST LET ME KNOW.
d.nero207: when u come u wud see him
lets reserve that till then
for now
are u sending it tomorow?
2:37 PM pls talk fast
\gat to go in few mins
James: SO U DON'T WANT ME TO KILL HIM?
d.nero207: when u come we talk about that
2:38 PM i don't take human life
am a xtian
James: YOU DON'T HAVE TO TAKE IT. I CAN. NO PROBLEM. JUST Say the word.
d.nero207: till we meet
are u sending it?
2:39 PM James: sending what?
d.nero207: the money tomorow?
James: WHAT MONEY?
2:40 PM d.nero207: for the ticket?
James: YOU HAVEN'T CONFIRMED MY HOTEL BOOKING YET
d.nero207: am going to the hotel immediately i leave here
2:41 PM or u want me to give you the website so u book urself online?
cos i don't have time online
James: OKAY.
d.nero207: so u sending it?
2:42 PM http://www.agoda.com/asia/china/beijing/the_peninsula_beijing_hotel.html
James: NO U SAID YOU WUD SEND THE WEBSITE
d.nero207: here is the site
i mean are u sending the money?
for the ticket?
2:43 PM James: THERE IS NOTHING THERE
d.nero207: nothing where?
i have sent the site
http://www.agoda.com/asia/china/beijing/the_peninsula_beijing_hotel.html
2:44 PM James: OKAY. GOT IT NOW. ARE THEY EXPECTING ME?
d.nero207: try this also
http://beijing.peninsula.com/
no
2:45 PM i said u shud book ur self
will u send the money for the ticket tomorow?
i have to go now
2:46 PM hope to recieve the scaned copy of the western union reciept in my mail box tomorow
bye
James: RIGHT. I THOUGHT YOU SAID MONEYGRAM. i'M CONFUSED.

Any spelling mistakes on my side are merely due to my fat fingers.

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 5:58 am

Nice work, I enjoyed it very much, you handled "her" desperation very well. So close to the money, yet ... ha ha ha!!

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