Anybody want to call Benin ?

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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 10:51 pm

We've got a lad that is probably in Parakou. Benin, right about now. He was expecting a warm mugu on a platter, but instead will find that:

Quote:

Dear Mr. Williams

My name is Joe Fromus, PhD, I am the physician in charge of your colleague's treatment. This letter is to inform you of his recapture. Mr. Wizcunson was retrieved from Henri's garage in Parakou by the 5imba Safari Camp staff this evening. On his person was one half empty case of whiskey and some used drug paraphernalia. He had escaped treatment pre-dawn Saturday morning. We learned of his whereabouts just recently when he contacted the camp management to arrange for your shuttle service. Thankfully he is safe once again and his treatment for drug and alcohol dependency (detox/rehab) will resume anew.

We are saddened to learn that you are a victim of his dependencies. Thus, we will do our best for the "unfinished business" that Mr. Wizcunson was so worried about to be completed with you, granted they do not involve any illicit drugs or alcohol. Accordingly, you are to proceed to Park du 'W' in Northern Benin where the 5imba Camp facility is located. If you make your own arrangements, your transportation costs will be refunded upon arrival. If you are to need transportation, please make arrangements for the shuttle to greet you. You can do this with the following information:

Contact Details:

International Enquiries Tel: +44 0701 422 66xx
International Enquiries Fax: +44 0701 422 62xx
Email: [email protected]

Operations Manager:B3rnie Rh0des

Guest Relations Manager: Gl0ria Rh0des

Please specify your location. We believe that you are currently staying at the Hotel Le Majestic, Parakou. Fortunately for you, Mr. Wizcunson begged us to allow him to make you a reservation at same hotel. You have a pre-paid room waiting for you at the hotel.

Once again I am sorry for your hardship and do hope that you will be visiting us. We have a lovely massage parlor and talented masseuse that will be happy to supply you with a "happy" massage. I hope this thought helps you.

Kind Regards-

Dr. Joe Fromus

Of course, it is around midnite now & I don't expect he will be able to check his email... Anybody want to call him and break the bad news?