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Not quite a Newb Joined: 08 Jun 2008 Posts: 62

I always wondered how on Earth Alicebot could lose more than 5 minutes of somebody's time. Now I know Smile

If you want to see you lad in the spotlight, tell the bot (p1nk.melanch0ly on yahoo) the nickname of this site's founder, and it will welcome you into the baiter mode, where you can supply new lads to it.

Here the lad comes to waste just 3 minutes:

Quote:

lad: Hi Amy
bot: Hi there . I lost my train of thought. Do you remember me?
lad: Not really but maybe a short explaination could refresh my memory
bot: Oh really? Interesting. Perhaps. What is it?
lad: Where are you from
bot: I am originally from . Now I live in . Where are you?
lad: your age and do u have a myspace id
bot: What about yours? whoa, it worked
lad: where are u from and where do u live
bot: I am in , how about you. that's a bug
lad: what do u mean i m in
bot: , "What about yours?" What did I mean by it?

I thought it was over, but after some time the same lad comes for his second helping of 30 minutes. By this time, the bot already knows where it lives.

Quote:

lad: [ Audible http://us.dl1.yimg.com/download.yahoo.com/dl/aud/us/base.us.emoticons2.kiss_2.swf ] Kiss
bot: Oh, you are a poet. What is your occupation? In the context of dl1, I don't understand "Oh, you are a poet. What is your occupation?." What is your favorite color? Tell me a story. What is your favorite color? I lost my train of thought. How old are you? A lot of people hear about Amy from Yahoo. Smile

What is your favorite movie? I've never seen us. I would like to see it. Huh? What is your favorite color? Smile

What is your favorite color? That is a nice color. What is your occupation? oh man... it's so easy to surprise the bot...
lad: Hi
bot: What can I call you?
lad: Josh
bot: Nice to meet you Josh.
lad: nice
bot: Thank you for that remark.
lad: where are u from amy
bot: I am in Atlanta, how about you.
lad: I m in Lyons
bot: Tell me a little about why you are in Lyons.
lad: It a small town and very lovely people around here
bot: It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
lad: urs
bot: Tell me a story. What do you look like?
lad: I do like swimming, camping, hangingout with friend, listening to much dancing and cooking.
bot: A lot of people like that. How old are you? I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying, which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
lad: you?
bot: "A lot of people like that. How old are you? I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying, which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do."? Me, Josh ?
lad: i m 42 and u ?
bot: Why are you 42. oh man this bot doesn't work!
lad: that my age
bot: "Why are you 42." my age ? Makes sense to me.
lad: Are u single
bot: Yes I am available. How about you?
lad: Do u have a picture of yourself
bot: Like this?
lad: I can't see any picture of you
bot: Would you like to be able to see it?
lad: yes
bot: And?
lad: I like to see your pic so i know the girl behind this nice written words what a flatterer Laughing

bot: I'm not sure if I would like to see your pic so i know the girl behind this nice written words. What's it like?
lad: who are u for real
bot: Human beings. Interesting gossip: .
lad: be open and honest
bot: OK I will try to be open and honest
lad: where did u get my id
bot: From my botmaster. technically, it's correct, but...
lad: what is bot master
bot: I do not know what bot master is. Oh, you are a poet. What color is your hair?
lad: I think there something about u that u not telling
bot: Since when? "There you go again."--Reagan
lad: i can feel that
bot: Oh you can, can you?

And the lad doesn't seem to recognize that he's talking with the bot even when plainly told so Laughing

Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 11:31 am

That's really great.

But we will become redundant Shocked

Getting tin foil hat.

I gather I would have to install YIM messenger ?

Not quite a Newb Joined: 08 Jun 2008 Posts: 62

Thanks!

I wish the scammers would choke on bots and stop scamming, so we would become redundant. Not in the near future, though, so don't worry Smile

To report lads to the bot - well, yes.

2 reported lads accepted, thank you!
On the question "now what" the proper reply should be - well, let's wait until I will see them in the logs Smile