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Sir Blimly Windy
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 16 Jul 2008
Posts: 40
Location: Bergonia
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Mon Aug 11, 2008 3:25 pm |
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Q: Sparrows like breadcrumbs
A: Tits like coconuts |
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i ask people about Inmate Rehabilitation & Reform group which is an organization but they told me that they don't know and my taxi became upset and collect more than what i expected and drooped me unknown area shouting to people that i am a thief that i took him where i don't know and he is afraid .then i explain to people and they let me go my way after spoiling my image. |
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Ariyeo
Master Baiter
Joined: 16 Jul 2008
Posts: 146
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Mon Aug 11, 2008 3:26 pm |
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Q. Who's da daddy
A. Ask da Mommy |
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wayne
Account closed at users request
Joined: 05 Dec 2005
Posts: 3630
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Mon Aug 11, 2008 3:53 pm |
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Q. What do you want around your neck?
A. A pearl necklace
Q. What do you love to eat?
A. the bearded clam
That bait had 6 characters and all had a similar Q+A. I'll have to see if I can find the other ones I used. |
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Mon Aug 11, 2008 4:15 pm |
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Question: Where hast tha bin since I saw thee?
Answer: On Ilkley Moor ba'ht hat.
The lad replied that I was "a junky or partly insane". He was clearly not a Yorkshireman  |
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so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
 Praveen - Hanuman Junction - Hyderabad x2
Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
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Esq
Poster Boi
Joined: 22 Apr 2008
Posts: 684
Location: MHC6 HQ, Australia
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Mon Aug 11, 2008 4:32 pm |
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q: who are you going to call
a: ghostbusters |
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=Mr Thomas (MHC6 Lagos) Lagos - Contonou
=Mr James (MHC6 Lagos) Lagos - Contonou
= I knew that MHC6 is one of the wonders in the World,and all of us have to exprience it,and understand it - Okunlola O. Thomas FMHC6
I WAS AT THE NOVOTEL ORISHA HOTEL TILL 11 PM THAT DAY AND I WAS TOLD BY THE HOTEL STAFFS THAT I CAN NOT SPEND A NIGHT THERE AND I HAVE TO LEAVE AND WHENT TO THE NIGERIA EMBASSY THERE IN COTONOU TO STAY TILL THE FOLLOWING DAY AND I CALLED YOU THE FOLLOWING DAY AND YOU ASKED ME TO RETURN BACK TO NIGERIA WHICH I DID AND THAT HAS BEING MY WOST DAYS IN LIFE AS WAS EXPOSED TO A FULL TIME DIFFICITIES. - Augus5tine J4m35 |
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mami
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 657
Location: Usman Bello's Ex
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Mon Aug 11, 2008 4:54 pm |
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q: today
a: tomorrow |
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There's no such thing as a female with good looks who cooks and cleans. |
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Good_Ash
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 24 May 2008
Posts: 52
Location: I'm in the hills, over yonder!
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Mon Aug 11, 2008 5:30 pm |
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I haven't done this yet. What are the requirements and limitations? |
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avatar = actor Bruce Campbell
Kiss the king, baby. |
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benjaminbunny
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 May 2006
Posts: 3534
Location: escargotland
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Mon Aug 11, 2008 6:16 pm |
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Fryer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Mar 2008
Posts: 2672
Location: Global Computer Mega Cafe
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Mon Aug 11, 2008 6:27 pm |
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Q: Who's most holy?
A: St.Alfonzo |
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   x 710 x N  x 2  Click here for a Sure Fire Pith Helmet Modality
YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKER SCUMBAG AND AN EMPTY VESSEL
FUCK YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY . YOU ARE SATAN. YOU ARE ANTI-CHRIST
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Mon Aug 11, 2008 7:30 pm |
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Q What you again?
A Yes. Me again. |
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£1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008)   x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Titania
Hell on wheels
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 2442
Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'
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Mon Aug 11, 2008 7:32 pm |
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Tommo - brilliant!
And that question is probably in the mind of WU agents when the same lad keeps coming in for the same non-arrival of his funds. |
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i do not know you.you need to expanciate more - C0llins W3aver
those words really made me felt completely bad..and i had to dust my ass and wipe tears Micheal David
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Stanley's Christmas Adventure 2008 - Lagos to Abuja - massbait |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Mon Aug 11, 2008 7:55 pm |
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I've always used
Q: 'Who is numb3r 46?
A: 'Valentin0 R0ssi'
But, after I got a bite from an ASEM to 'D. Dastardly', I tried to get a lad to take a message to the manager of the Prudential Bank, Makola Market, Accra.
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The bank manager
will know who you are. I have told them that you will not have proper
ID, and that you just need to tell the bank manager the following
phrase: "Muttley, do something!" . Thanks for understanding.
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the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:14 pm |
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Q: 'Who picked the pepper'?
A: 'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper' |
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 =5imba Safari Camps
=King Zongo-Ouaga to Accra to Lome to Accra to Lome
=Mr Duru-Ouaga to Accra to Ouaga to Abidjan
=Mr Yetonde-Sierra Leone to Accra
=Mr Jiullus-Abidjan to Accra to Kumasi to Tamale
=Mr Dandy-Abidjan to Monrovia-SSC Liberia
=Mr Mandela-Jo'burg to Maun-SSC Botswana
=Mr Danka-Dakar to Bangul-SSC Gambia
=Mr Twumasi-Accra to Cotonou-SSC Benin
=Mr Gomer-Lagos to Douala to Parakou-SSC Cameroon & SSC Benin
=Mr Chukwu-Lome to Accra to Koforidua. Lome to Lagos. Lome to Cotonou.
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:08 pm |
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That's easy for you to say.
I'll get my cape... |
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the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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chugger
Master Baiter
Joined: 25 Jun 2008
Posts: 123
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Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:52 pm |
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I always liked the idea of a lad having to say the following question and answer to someone at the desk (although i hear that generally they dont need to bother with the security question, which is a shame)
Q: What do I fuck?
A: Goats |
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Seven of Nine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Jun 2006
Posts: 2147
Location: Somewhere in time.
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Tue Aug 12, 2008 12:26 am |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Tue Aug 12, 2008 5:52 am |
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Another one...
Q. You want money?
A. No. |
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£1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Sir Blimly Windy
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 16 Jul 2008
Posts: 40
Location: Bergonia
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Tue Aug 12, 2008 8:16 am |
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Q: f**ck off
A: No, you f**ck off |
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i ask people about Inmate Rehabilitation & Reform group which is an organization but they told me that they don't know and my taxi became upset and collect more than what i expected and drooped me unknown area shouting to people that i am a thief that i took him where i don't know and he is afraid .then i explain to people and they let me go my way after spoiling my image. |
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U. Sir Name
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 05 Jul 2008
Posts: 76
Location: In My Own Face
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Tue Aug 12, 2008 8:36 am |
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Q: Who's Snow Whites brother
A: Egg White. Get the yolk? |
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I understand your concern,if this process is legal or not.Right all i have to tell you is that this process is illegal - Paul Lockett
Please take note my name is DAKORU BAKARE and not Bukake
i got your ATM card and you come and bring your information and also pay your $95 charge and collect the God dam card ok.
ok sorry i got you message, and i going to go fuck myself as you said. thanks very much. |
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Ghost
419Eater Admin
Joined: 26 Jun 2004
Posts: 6162
Location: Dating Gal Gadot... in my mind.
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Tue Aug 12, 2008 9:08 am |
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Not among my favorites, just used lately
Q: My Brain
A: Is Small
Q: I BeeDee
A: Small Boy
Q: I'M Fat
A: And Lazy
Q: I Smart
A: Like Goat |
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8/11/07-12/15/08 i am totally a looser -Bruce The trophy machine
2/25/08-4/10/10 It is going to cost me more this time - Lawrence, EFCC Lad Deck participant
3/3/08-6/6/10 i know some day you'll send me some real good bucks ok - Byran The Eater Bunny
3/13/08-3/25/10 i have played my path and now I am waiting for the pay - Wale Wild card |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Tue Aug 12, 2008 11:30 am |
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My (retired) baiter persona El1za Dan3 was named for a reference in a Nick Cave/Kylie Minogue duet, so I've used a few Kylie references as Q&A. For example...
Q: Favourite Flower?
A: The Wild Rose
Q: Feel The?
A: Fever
Q: Confide In?
A: Me |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5  x2 x 246 
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Tue Aug 12, 2008 11:35 am |
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Q. Whose next?
A. Me |
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£1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Mr Wang
419Eater is my life
Joined: 25 Oct 2007
Posts: 318
Location: a mother from another place who is not your mother
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Tue Aug 12, 2008 11:40 am |
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Q: Describe yourself
A: Hammock Hunt |
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Sir Blimly Windy
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 16 Jul 2008
Posts: 40
Location: Bergonia
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Tue Aug 12, 2008 12:22 pm |
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Q: What part of E = MC² dont you understand?
A: I have a gun |
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i ask people about Inmate Rehabilitation & Reform group which is an organization but they told me that they don't know and my taxi became upset and collect more than what i expected and drooped me unknown area shouting to people that i am a thief that i took him where i don't know and he is afraid .then i explain to people and they let me go my way after spoiling my image. |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Tue Aug 12, 2008 12:38 pm |
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I like:
Q: Who's the leader of the band that's made for you and me?
A: M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E |
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x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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