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 Dan 'i won't scam anybody i'm a retard now'

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 2:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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i became i retard not quite too long,so please dad can you please give me Ryan Giggs e-mail address please


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 3:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

In all seriousness now, what do you suppose he thinks "retard" means? It seems clear that he has some misunderstanding of the term, although I'm puzzled what he may think it means based on the context he's using it in.

Something that is honest, because scamming doesn't go with it. Something you become, and are not born as... beyond that, I give up.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 4:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He thinks he is retired. I'm not going to correct him though.

My wife gets things wrong, she says 'As short as 2 thick planks' or 'I talked to the monkey, not the angle grinder'. I never put her right because it's funny.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 4:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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He hasn't replied to Victor Meldr3w, about taking the lead in Victor's new film, 'Dog Boned', I cant think why.


Yeah, I can't think of a reason why not to, either.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 4:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

After more than two years he still complains about being "brook." This is Dan's world people. The rest of us are just visiting.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 5:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Jayhawk - not even visiting, just sort of passing through and gawping at the scenery.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 5:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Roycropper wrote:
He thinks he is retired. I'm not going to correct him though.


Seems obvious now that you pointed it out. My father sometimes used to wear "subscription" sunglasses and frequently used other misnomers.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 6:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Does this guy drink WD40 mixed with absinthe or something?
It'd take a metaphorical kick in the nuts to lose him.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 9:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

capricio wrote:
In all seriousness now, what do you suppose he thinks "retard" means? It seems clear that he has some misunderstanding of the term, although I'm puzzled what he may think it means based on the context he's using it in.


Dan's little blunder is identical to one in Borat:

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Mike Jared (Magnolia Fine Dining Society): I'm, er... recently retired...
Borat: You are a retard?
Mike Jared (Magnolia Fine Dining Society): Er... yes...
Borat: Er... physical or mental?
Bethany Weston (Magnolia Fine Dining Society): [to Jared] Retired...
Mike Jared (Magnolia Fine Dining Society): RETIRED! I don't work anymore...
Bethany Weston (Magnolia Fine Dining Society): Stopped work...
Mike Jared (Magnolia Fine Dining Society): STOPPED WORKING!
Borat: [quietly across the table] Is very good you allow retard to, er...
[mumbles politely]

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 10:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

If he had said "I'm retard from scamming" instead of "I am a retard now"... for some reason that really threw me off. Probably because it sounded like such an honest admission. Good call on the Borat reference, I had forgotten that scene.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ryan Giggs is off Dan's Christmas card list, he has upset him.

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Hello Dad,


How are you doing today,i hope you are fine.
Here is her e-mail address [email protected] why could Ryan insult me just like that,that i should get lost Dad is really unbelievable,why could he insult me in such kind of manner,well i like his style in football and he has many of my questions to answer,why is he been so rude to somebody,well tell him i'm still extending my greetings to him and his mum too,well i have many question he could have given my an answer,but he is not encouraging.

From Dan

PS send me Les e-mail address and Cicilla's own too


@RS17, can you pm a handy email for Cilla? I'll deal with Les.

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our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 10:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

If the retard should mention Par1s again, you can invent something and keep me informed. If not, we better keep the baits apart. So if one of us fails, the other bait remeins intact.

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