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 Woo-hoo! I'm a member of the United Nations!

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Jayhawk
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 5:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Standard recovery scam, but with a twist.

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Attention Sxxx Wxxx,

We received your email and we request you send us your full information for reconfirmation with what we have in our table here. e.g

1, full name .
2, full address home/ office,
3, your identity card.

Be inform that after we received your information it shall be summited for approval and for you to become a member of United Nation and for easy processing of your funds and easy collection of it from your end.

This idea of making you a member of UN is to ensure we don't pay to wrong person and also able us know that your funds is free from Anti-Terrorist and other illegal activities.

After verifying your details we will send you a membership form which you will fill and return to us.

We find out that you have spent a lot money in the past trying to get your funds.

We hereby advise you to stop communicating with any body in Africa or any where in the World regarding release of your funds to enable us achieve our aim and rebuild the image of Africa .

Let us know immediately if you are willing to become a member of UN for further directives.


I wonder if this means that I get to declare war on somebody.

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GomerPyle
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 5:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I saw that one and you didn't read the small print did you ?

You'll be invading countries and collecting taxes.

Quote:
Chairman UN Monitoring Tax Force Accra Ghana


I think the Lad is confused over Task and Tax. It could be pretty amusing. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 5:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I don't know about declaring war, but your funds have to be free of anti-terrorist activities. Smile

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 5:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Be sure to ask for a certificate of membership,and access to the IMF.

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Jayhawk
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 5:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Dammit. You're right Gomer, I didn't read the fine print.

Oh well. Collecting taxes is part of the job. After all, I'm going to have a war to fund!

Who to invade first? Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 5:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Why not invade Knickeragua ? - (doesn't that mean wet knickers ?) Shocked

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Pith Helmet - Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning
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The Man
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I would invade Granada again if you are from the US. The weather is nice, not much of an army to speak of etc.

Or you could invade Kookamongstusastan. Wink

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

And when you are a member , can you see to it that i will get my compensation fund ? I am trying to get it for more than a month now and that damd bank employee from Zenith Bank isn't helping either . After i get my funds you may invade Nigeria . Lots of taxes to collect there Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Wow! Sounds like you hooked yourself a winner there. Someone this stupid is probably going to be gullible enough to do just about anything you tell him.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 7:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

dear prime-minister jayhawk,
now that you are a member, we know that you need a finance-minster. or two, bettter three.
we are ready to step in charge.
we know how to spend money for nothin' + chicks for free. yeah !
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Jayhawk
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 7:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I just realized something. If I'm a member of the United Nations, that means that I've got full diplomatic immunity.

I repeat - FULL DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY!

Hell, I could kill someone and they couldn't do anything about it.

This is pretty sweet. Very Happy

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just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.

i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 7:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

how about invading america, im sure the rest of the UN will like that idea and in nigeria there are loads of lads trying to give you millions to help fund the war Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 1:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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