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Connie L. Gus
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 12:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^Can you make sure the lad is on the receiving end of the goat relationship?

This is an interesting thread. My monkey shop lad sent me this after I told him that the MTCN was $600.00 three different times.

From:[email protected]
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thundar hamma you, you are guy man,


To: [email protected]
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WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? WHEN WILL MY MONKEY COME?

LET ME KNOW.


From: [email protected]
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send me your control number that you use in seding my the payment by western union and also with the senders names and recievers names as well with the question and asnswers.

Thank You.

We'll go around at least two more times before I send him the BMP scan of the Western Union interactive form missing one number in the MTCN.

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thomas-the-tank
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 12:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Connie L. Gus wrote:
^^^Can you make sure the lad is on the receiving end of the goat relationship?

That would be too much to ask, I think. I do close letters to one of my idiot bankers with "May a thousand goats penetrate you nightly" or some similar sentiment, but without any real faith that that this wish will be fulfilled.

I do think that my future gay porn star's hopes will be dashed when the photographer fails to show up, due to an error in communication. In order to keep the lucrative contract he enjoys with magazine, he will have to provide the photos himself. And the subject matter is up to the Acquisitions Editor, .

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 8:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

[EDIT]
NSFW
Thanks for reminding me, Tommo. Embarassed
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Update on the goats. My lad is about to travel to Lagos to meet the photographer, Jim, who was meant to have been met by the lad at Lagos airport and travel together to the lad's home town. However, due to an unfortunate error in communication, the meeting never took place. The lad told Jim and also , the Acquisitions Editor of , that his father had died. Jim was immediately sympathetic and offered to call the photo session off, at which point the lad was keen to assure everyone that it was, in fact, his grandfather who had shuffled off this mortal coil and so the photo session could go ahead (there's a lot of money riding on this - $40,000).

Ophelia has another plan, though:
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It occurs to me that there is another way of doing this
do you want to meet Jim?
My lad: which way
My lad: yes
Well, our readers like pictures of men having sex with goats
Would you be prepared to have your picture taken doing that?
You could pretend, I suppose
But your penis would have to be erect for the photos
My lad: ok
So if you could get a friend to take pictures of you doing that
In Akure
You don't need to see Jim
And you could get to your grandfather's funeral
What do you think?
We'd send you the money for the photos, of course
My lad: how will you see it
You must send the pictures to me directly
At my email address
Do you have a friend with a good digital camera?
My lad: but how will u send the money to me
Bank
Or WU or something
But Wole, I must ask you a personal question first....
Have you had sex with a goat before?
My lad: at all [this is his way of saying "not at all"]
does the idea bother you?
My lad: yes
Why, if I may ask?
My lad: how can he be
How can who be what?
My lad: how can someone do it
I don't know.
But it's what our readers like to see, they tell us
But you don't mind taking the pictures for us?
My lad: will l be having sex with goats
That is up to you
My lad: like hw many pictures
My lad: goat pic
We would probably print 4 or 5
That usually means you would take about 20 or 30
And we would select the best
My lad: l will jim
You will meet Jim?
My lad: ok
OK, good
My lad: yes
Let him know immediately
My lad: so l can collect the money from him
My lad: one on one
No, so he can take the photos
My lad: yes
You greedy little prannock
Please let him know that you will be coming
My lad: have mailed him just now
When are you going to meet him?
It must be before Thursday, California time
My lad: yes
My lad: sure
My lad: l will spend a night with him
My lad: l told him
So you will be with him on Wednesday?
My lad: so he can fuck me
Are you looking forward to that?
My lad: yes

So, any bets (to be settled by WU, natch) on whether I can get the money shots here?

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"Besides i am on a GLOBAL ASSIGNMENT WITH THE UN, so be reasonable and leave insults"
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 9:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

you have him!!! seriously just offer to double his money on the goat photos, it looks like he is dumb enough, google a photo of some cash, send it too him and tell him you are ready to western union it on reciept of good quality photos.

of course when the photo's arrive, its the wrong coloured goat, - what ever colour he chose, is not the kind that stiffens up your readers, so a new goat and new photos or no dollar.....

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 10:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

If you can pull this off TtT then I think the mods should award you a small goat icon for your signature.

I'm concerned though that the goat may be an Innocent Third Party Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 11:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

i'm more concerned for anyone who buys the 'goats milk' after Shocked

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 12:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

It appears that he's on for this. Seeing that some of the ideas and language here in this may offend casual browsers (hell, it offends me), I've moved the thread into another area. CLICKY

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"You body parts will picked on the scene of a fatal accident that you will be involved in seven days time"
"I hate associating with men who are camelions"
"I have knowledge in goats since i learnt that in way back in secondary institution."
"I have come to learn the world is pregnant."
"Besides i am on a GLOBAL ASSIGNMENT WITH THE UN, so be reasonable and leave insults"
"suck your blood untill you resemble stockfish"


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 1:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Careful about how you do this - "k1d p0rn" ( Wink ) is a real button-pusher in most jurisdictions.

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