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LaBrea
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 1:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I received this from the new 'Barrister' appointed to represent my interests to the bank where I am trying to become the 'beneficiary'.

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Sir,
RE: LEGAL REPRESENTATION ON THE TRANSFER OF THE SUM OF €15,000,000.00.

I have acknowledged the receipt of your mail and the content is well noted,

Regarding the question in your mail. It will be my pleasure to let you know that I am a legal cancel of this said bank and for all transfer and claim of a foreign customer that might not be at present it is my duty to represent his behalf for proper inducement of every necessary document that might come up in the process of his / her transfer demonstration.

Because of the out ray of the fraud cases in this country the management of this bank has studded a policy that for all claim of such kind that a proper recognition of the bank must be approved before any proceeding will be guaranteed .is with due respect Sir I sworn an oath as a legal luminary to defend your cause in all ramification from the armpit of the law.
(How do these guys ever make any money? Confused )

I will advise you return the filed form that was given to you by the bank for a proper recognition and approval of the bank before we can proceed and for easy communication we request you send to us your telephone and fax number for our proper perusal.

Anticipating your urgent response and looking forward to serving you better.

Yours-in-Service,

Thought I'd share it, there are many gems here Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 2:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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I will advise you return the filed form that was given to you by the bank for a proper recognition and approval of the bank


Asking why you should have to return to the bank the same form they sent you for recognition will surely get you another masterpiece of lad barrister speak. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 2:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I spit Diet Coke on my keyboard over the 'armpit of the law.'

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 6:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^That got me, too, OBL. I laughed so hard I got a coughing fit.

Reminds me of the old saying:

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with BS.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 8:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That law stinks Laughing

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Harry Pianis
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 8:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Armpit of the law? Lmao.

I think a few more years in law school should straighten him out Laughing Laughing

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