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Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:39 pm

Mr Wang wrote:

...Also, fastmail is a bit weird. But if you click on the email subject line the reply button should be in the top left hand corner of the email.
I'm still a bit divided about wether I should open a new email account for the lad...

Don't give him a Fastmail account. Fastmail is hiding the IP - makes it more difficult to trace him.

You will get a PM with a new "Maga" for him. Very Happy

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 2:35 pm

Oh don't worry, the fastmail account is for a fellow baiter who's acting as Mr. Gomer.
Anyways, after much thought and deliberation I have made him a Yahoo account. If by some sort of miracle he does catch a potential victim I can easily reset the password and conveniently blame Gomer.

Anyways, I'll send him the first bunch of emails now.

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 4:28 pm

Hey, I figured it out, and I am politely telling him I want him to join the gang as I have plans for this little lad.... Twisted Evil

He wouldn't send me a picture, well he has now has hell to pay I sent him this from the proper account:

Quote:

why am i stupid when i get your dolas? u want to die? i have g0mer gang all over and u are loking for troubles. i tell u what i let u join g0mer
and boyz u want that? u have prove u can be faithful tho. if u no join my gang i keep chop chop choppin ur dolas.

hope that is ok...i like being G0mer.....

EDIT: to fix weird wording.... Embarassed

Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 2:16 am

Got this today,, It turns out, it's still all my fault. I have suggested that perhaps a Ninja hit squad, might be after his inheritance. And to be most careful, who he e-mails, as the world is full of unfriendly shadows, who might steal from him..

Quote:

Dear Allison Pacca (mrs) ,
Why has happen between you and I that has made you not to ever remember nor mail me to know if am still alive,why? Do you realize that all my hope is in you to rescue me out this dilemma that has befalls me on the world that I have found myself into. Please why have you decide to keep back the already helping hand that you has extended to ME!

Kind Regards
McGrey Donald

Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 9:32 am

I got the same email, I accused his lawyer of being a theif and masquerading as g0mer. So far, no reply.
He keeps stalling on sending out the new script too.

Quote:

Dear George,

See how do you view this open mail of the new script you gave me
(B.sc,M.A,ICSM)Ph.D.
Thomas' Independant Traders(TIT)
A Divisin Of I.M.F (AFRICA) Stock Market
V/Island - Lagos
NIGERIA.
Phone:
Email:

If it's good let me know if there is any correction that need to be made you can as well help me correct it.

Michael

Hopefully he should send them out today, he didn't take my advise to work on a Sunday.

Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 1:19 am

Yes,, but I can't work out where this is going, So far no requests for money, No word from the new barrister.

Might be time to invent a new character, who specialises in "Search & Rescue' operations to get him out of the shit. Lady Penelope, the bird with the pink Rolla, should do the trick...Crime fighter extraordinary, ninja and gomer debugging a speciality.

But we have to get this "lad" moving, or we'll all be dead and buried before he works out what he wants

Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 10:34 am

Well, I think he sent out the emails.. his subject line is absolutely awesome.

Quote:

TIT OFFER IS NOW @ YOUR DooR STEP! GRAB IT.........

Seriously, unless it ends up in your spam bucket you really can't miss it.
Oh, there's no barrister in his new script unfortunately.

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 12 Sep 2008 Posts: 90

That is one excellent modality. I refrained from sending a reply saying I would "seize the opportunity."

Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 2:14 pm

As I said in the thread regarding this new format, great piece of de-education! As soon as it hit my inbox I couldn't resist reaching out to this lad and grabbing this opportunity.

Nicely done! Thumbs up

419Eater is my life Joined: 22 Sep 2008 Posts: 381

Thom@s Mo@r wrote:

Forgive me for this line of questioning and interrogation of your freckles.

Just beautiful.

EDIT to add; just got the next script. Nice! For my investment of $1,000, he has guaranteed that I will get $750.

That's just fab.

419Eater is my life Joined: 22 Sep 2008 Posts: 381

Double post, I know. But I have to ask, has he gone off Wang's script at this point?

Quote:

See you have first get register with TIT, and the profit you make depend on the amount you invest because you get 50% of whatever you..And the fee for registration is $3.000.00 (Three Thousand Dollars)

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 11:58 pm

He's being greedy Bob. Waaaay off script.
Also I got this email from him to the "oga"

Quote:

George,

Thanks for the information, this is another question from one of the Magas,I 'll like you to help on the answer to it as it is stated below.

" To help me to decide, how much money I should invest in the Kryptonite
business, I need you to answer some questions to me.

1. What percentage of the worldwide Kryptonite is sold by your company.

2. How pure it the Kryptonite your compyna is selling.

3. What quality measures do you perform to insure this purity.

4. How many shares are issued altogether.

5. What is the actual price per share.

I know these are alot of questions, but I need this informations,
because I'm planning to invest a huge amount og money into this
business.
So I have to ask you to answer every question, before we can continue."

Michael

Apparently, I'm drunk and shall answer when I'm sober... might take a while.

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 2:50 am

If this bokes really a scammer, I hope he stays awake long enough to perform, to the standard we are used too.

SO I have dragged the Reverend Spotswood, out of his Cupboard, kicking and screeming, to write to the lad, in the hope we can hurry the little prick up, and get him moving

The very Reverend wrote,,

Quote:

Dear McGray Donald,

Please excuse me for writing to you, my name is the Reverend Jeffrey Spotswood, of ST Stephens church, On the green, and one of my parishioners is most concerned with your welfare and has asked me to write to you on her behalf.

Dear Allison Pacca, is such a sweet caring soul, and over the course of some weeks we have had long in-depth discussions about your current dilemma, and how together, with Gods help, We can sort out this mess and get you back on track, with your life, and also sort out the mess your dear dear father has left you.

I understand from dear Allison, that you have had trouble with your corrupt barrister, and have also had no-end of problems with e-mail address, being infiltrated by messengers of the Devil, in there form of one "Mr Gomer" Please consider yourself saved dear MaGray, May I call you MaGray.. Please trust in dear Mrs Pacca, as she is a good Christian woman, who only cares for your welfare, and wellbeing. I can tell you she thinks highly of you, and you can confide in her, and tell her all your problems , And together we will sort out all your problems.

Rest assured Magray,, we will all pray for your salvation and peace of mind, and with Gods help, we will get you through this terrible upheaval in your life..
Please feel free to confide in me, for the sake of your well being and the continued mental strength of your soul.

I remain in Gods house
Jeffrey Spotswood "reverend"
St Stevens church on the green.

Sometimes I wonder how I write this rubbish, but I do, and that's all that matters. I feel that in another life. I was a Mushroom, and that's where the bullshit comes from.. Wink

419Eater is my life Joined: 22 Sep 2008 Posts: 381

Mr Wang wrote:

He's being greedy Bob. Waaaay off script.

Yeah, I'm thinking so. Is there any way that your character is also scamming mine on the side, just to keep in touch?

Cause....

The Mugu wrote:

On registration you'll now become not only share you will be an TIT stake holder,Than you are free to invest what amount of money you want to invest.

Again If you buy 51% of the shares, you own the company outright and you control the business.As you can imagine, this is a very lucrative and seductive business proposal.

For the registration you are to send the money via Western Union using these information's.

Name: Ikyke Fred.
Location: Nigeria
Question: Colour?
Answer: Red.
Amount:$3.000.00

When you have done this, send me the MTCN and I will register your share of TIT. and the location you are paying from.

I think he's trying to chop your dolla Wang. Might want to slap him around a bit.

EDIT: MTCN S3cure time. Also, I'm going to pull a page or two from Bunny on this one.

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 2:37 pm

Oh no, I'm doing this for him as a favour for no apparent reason.
I've got him way off script anyways.

Quote:

Dear Jonny Bravo,

Base on your information were are you going to get them train and what are your requirement or should I ask anyone that is interested in going into the Hollywood movie industry. Tell me more on these.

Regards,
Thomas Moar

419Eater is my life Joined: 22 Sep 2008 Posts: 381

You pulled him off your own script? I love it!

419Eater is my life Joined: 22 Sep 2008 Posts: 381

Quick double-post to thank Bunnyrabbit for her shining examples of how to wrong-name bait, as it seems to be working on this lad.

The Mugu wrote:

I have received the payslip all the information on it is correct but there is a little mistake on the slip ,that is of the name of the receiver you used my name Thomas Moar as the person to receiver the instead of the name of my Secretary and his name is Iyke Fred and I hope it was stated so that is the only thing that is holding the money from withdrawn

So you can now correct the name omission with Western Union.

EDIT to add that I will be unable to correct this as I am stoned out of my gourd on beer and weed, and cannot drive to WU. I'll get to it after the weekend.

SECOND EDIT to add that, even though he knows that it's made out to the wrong name, and even though he knows I'm going to withdraw the money, he's still hammering away at MTCN S3cure! I'm sitting here in awe, refreshing the status page and watching his number of refreshed go up. He wins the Dumb Lad of the Week award!

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

Quote:

I can't assure you we are making a profit though so it is a very sound investment."

Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 11:44 am

^
He even copied and pasted the quotation marks, bless him.
I got this from him as well.

Quote:

Dear George,

See am having this Maga that is proving stubborn after telling him that is Unfortunately, we cannot release our records until the end of the financial year which is several months away. Also since this company is relatively new we don't have any previous records. I can't assure you we are making a profit though so it is a very sound investment. what the maga says on reply is these "Surely you must have some record if this is a legitimate business.
I will not invest in anything until i see this paperwork. do you think i came down in the last rain shower?" So what will I do?

Michael

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

i have a message
he is making some fatal errors. fortunately i will not pull him up on his error.

Quote:

George,

I have a lawyer's email ID but the problem now is that Gomer knows every thing on it i will not like a situation wereby he 'll interfer on these new script, pls I'll you to help me open a lawyer's email ID, you can use some like this when opening the email
First name
;BRADFORD LAW CHAMBERS
Surnmes: AND SOLICITOR

Then the email will be [email protected]

Thanks
Michael

Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 12:02 pm

He sent me that email so I think he realised his mistake.
Anyways, I will not be opening another email account for him, sorry master but you might have to give up on the paperwork thing (which incase you was wondering, the lawyer would happily release the paperwork for a fee).
Also, I've been hinting that the police may be onto me. I got this email from him.

Quote:

Dear George,
Am sorry for what you say that has happen to you I pray the London police will not set their eyes on you. So London is not like here that every one work as he like.

Am wishing you the best!

Michael

Interesting to see that he considers 419 as normal work though, not the first time he's said that as well.
He sent this to Mr. Gomer a while back.

Quote:

Dear Good friend,
What wrong I have I DONE to you,it is a CRIME to work.really don't know why you are after me ,did i kill your father or mother,

Am I THE ONLY MAN THAT IS WORKING.

what did you want me to do for you?

Horrible mentality he has.

Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 2:22 am

It is my understanding, that the Very Reverend J Spotswood, has today received a communication for MaGray Donald.

Quote:

Dear Jeffrey Spotswood "reverend",
Thanks for your words I head all you said,please tell to be of good help to me Okay! well with i belief all will work fine,
Regards
McGrey Donald

I,m told the Reverend, will be giving the "lad" a little rev-up any day now, and getting him back on Track.
Is it any wonder he's so confused with all these distractions Wink

Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2008 6:45 pm

I thought he had given up on the McGrey modality because Mr. G0m3r was "eating" his maga. Nice work on keeping him that long.
Lately, he's been struggling with M7CN S3CU43.

Quote:

Dear George,

There is this problem am having with some of my Magas in terms of payment ,
some has made their payment but after sending their mtcn number they will sent it with western union secure code,and if i try to get through it i do experience some problems in getting the mtcn number ,in fact am confuse and am thinking could this be flake or what.
this is the site, when I check the site the was there as in the morning hour immediately i notice it i mail back the maga to inform him on what i am experiencing and i also mail the the site for they say that if one has an problem let him mail or call, but i decied to mall rather then calling.but now as i am writing you the cash is no longer there but what the site is writing That ID is unknown. Please try again and the money involve is cool $10000

Michael

I told him that some WU offices insist that money sent to Nigeria is done using this wonderful service.

Quote:

Dear George ,

But the problem am having with the site that am experiencing some difficulties in get the site to load very well i should i be asking my Magas to sent the cash to you there at London so that you too can now sent it to me to Nigeria.
please do you some few mail for.

Michael

This is perfect, He uses the WU information I give him, I tell him the police have arrested me and I'm due in court anytime soon, I never speak to him again and he's none the wiser that he's been baited.
I will send him a made up MTCN to see if he passes it on to me without checking if it's legit.

Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:22 pm

Sorry to double post but he's accepted a fake MTCN.

Quote:

George,
He has sent it this is the MTCN 2989115571so you can pull the cash and again this the payment this is the magas mail
"I will have to split the payment into two $5000 payments.
Here is the MTCN for one payment: 2989115571
Once that is received I will send the other $5000ael"

and his laction is Netherlands

info that i use to receive cash here in Nigeria

Name: Iyke Fred.
Location: Nigeria
Question: Colour?
Answer: Red.

Michal

Give him hell before I get arrested!
*edit*
Wound this bait up now, 'tis over.
I'll give him a couple of weeks before I rebait.

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 5:34 pm

Dear XxxxX,

If you own a percentage of our shares, you will get the same percentage of our profits. Also, as a shareholder you will also get to make key decisions within our business. If you buy 51% of the shares, you own the company outright and you control the business.
As you can imagine, this is a very lucrative and seductive business proposal.

Still interested? Let me know.

Regards,
Thomas Moar.

Very lucrative, indeed!

Wink

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