Lottolad 'went' to SSC Cameroon & Benin;$$ goes to Niger

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Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 1:19 pm

Two photos of teh visitor information centre in Mundemba. I suspect that our lad(s) are here at this very moment.. Very Happy

And this is the Chimp camp. A 4 hour hike from the information centre.

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Simba, I'm amazed that chimps were smart enough to build that. That's damn fine work, especially for chimps.

Did a chimp also do the design? Very Happy

I can only imagine the frustration the lad is feeling right now. He's got to be ready to blow a gasket.

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 1:28 pm

Alf says to gomer (lad-support back in nigeria):

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I just got aholf od mr micheal he has bean arestered why? the police have him why? what hapened? I was cut of but they were nut sure which camp, just tell its simba camp, past the chimpanze camp ok. pleas help him get here. tell him to walk its only a short walk past the monkeys camp

thank you end get my trendfers ready! i hop he has wiski.

EDIT: Oh no, this just in (1hr after the phone call):

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Hello Alf,

I want you to know that Mr.Micheal will be with you before evening today so you have to get everything done so that he can reture and we can effect the Transfer of your Funds.So just wait for him.I have already instructed him to buy your Whisky.You don't have to worry about the Documents to sign because his lugage containing the Documents was stolen and we have already taking note

Regards

Mr.Gomer

I hope my call did not motivate them to let him go (if he was really detained)

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Yes tank you fur remeberin my wiski!

So its al ok then the police driver him or he walks to the camp? tel me if hes walkin i meet him by the entrence near the voleyball court.?

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 3:45 pm

I think the call was legit. They were literally handing the phone around the office. No way they could put that together. I'll bet that woman knows every goat track in the park.

I think SSC is going to get thier wrists slapped for opperating an unliced camp in the park.

Lets see, riding around in the police jeep, sitting on a case of whiskey, lady from the park along, I think his hours as a free man are numbered.

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 3:48 pm

wanamaker wrote:

an unliced camp in the park.

Thats true. We had the pest control inspectors in last week.... Wink

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 4:55 pm

Ab=nother killer bee invasion? That is so not good for business....

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 4:56 pm

^^^In fairness, nobody has checked out Doc..... Rolling Eyes

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 6:51 pm

This intriguing message in the 5imba box this evening:

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Hello 5imba Safari,

As i am sending this Email,Mr.Micheal is in Chapazine Camp.Korup National Park and with someone who is Trying to Lead him to the 5imbe Safari Group.I don'y know if you can go and Located him there or call him first thing Tomorrow Morning through this Number. +23774214427.

Thanks
Mr.Gomer

Has the intrepid Mister Michaels really taken a 4 hour hike through the Korup rainforest...... Shocked

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 8:53 pm

This is a great bait. Excellent job, guys! Thumbs up

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 10:04 pm

Looking fetching in his proprietors khaki safari suit and his green jack boots, Simba wrote:

Has the intrepid Mister Michaels really taken a 4 hour hike through the Korup rainforest......

Would not that be but the greatest event? I so hope he wandered off another four hours into the bush, hahahahaha, that would be sooooooo fantastic!

Nice work with this lad, Juju4u!

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 10:52 pm

Gateway to Korup! Its the only way in, 9km from mundemba hope he carried the whiskey on his back.

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 1:34 am

@prof, @Doc Thumbs up

@wanamker- Alf asked for a whole case (twelve bottles); that pic puts things into perspective Laughing

I've been away for a while; had a day of work to entertain my niece. I see mugu has been enjoying himself as well. Laughing

I do kinda regret that call; I am fairly certain he was held by the local 2-bit police... The way that the policeman's description of his particular outfit/location (although I could not make it out entirely) rolled off his tongue... Just like a beurocrat that is used to repeating his post/title; at lightning speed... That seemed real to me. So if he has been released into the wild (pun intended) the call may have actually helped him out. Crying or Very sad

But there is always hope that he was left off the hook conditionally, & they will await his passage back through town Laughing

I have been looking for a trail map of the park & cannot find one... This truely is uncharted territory Thumbs up

If we could find a trail that leads to the north, we may be able to push him to the north to exit the park, & then perhaps on to N'djamena to ....

It may seem over the top now, but in reality we haven't been able to go over the top on these lads - And we have thrown some perty-darn ridiculous plot at them!

Another option is to get the lad back home in Nigeria to travel to the Nigeria 5imba camp... Ihava could have to reroute to Nigeria camp; of course she has some cash on hand as well (stole it from her crazy boyfriend when she left him) Laughing

I have a longer version of the same email to 5imba (sent in duplicate):

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Hello Alf,

As i am sending this Email,Mr.Micheal is in Chapazine Camp Laughing

.Korup National Park and with someone who is Trying to Lead him to the 5imba Safari Group.I don't know if you can go and Located him there or call him first thing Tomorrow Morning through this Number. +23774214xxx. Thumbs down

He is really tired right now because he has been looking for the Camp since Morning and i was told that you called the Police this Morning.They said he was been kept there because he misplaced his valuables Rolling Eyes

and since his new in the Area,they want to direct him there

so be very Patient and do all you can to Contact Mr.Micheal Tonight by Locating him because he can't call him now that he is in the Chipazine Camp.

Thanks

Mr.Gomer

( I HATE MONKEYS!)

So two things jump out at me:
1) He either has a hired trail guide (in which case command center Nigeria probably sent cash), or a police escort (how pissed would that cop be), or an assistant throat slasher (in case you feel sorry for this lad, seriously, think, what happens to Alf when he finds him).
2) He mentions the police being called this morning... Call me overly suspicious... It was morning my time alright, but afternoon lad time... Hum... This intrigues & bothers me profoundly. Confused

Alf has not replied to the lad's email, or called... Let's leave it that way until we have news of his progress (which I expect promptly, first thing, in Alf's box tomorrow a.m.) - Silence is golden Laughing

I do look forward to some audio fun with jungle instructions/directions from a drunk... Stay tuned Wink

Oh, yeah, also, if any baiters that like to call lads are interested: I thought it might be a nice thing to have some calls come in to the 'police' number pretending to be victims contacting their scammer, for whatever scam & saying that a Mr. Micheal, Minister, King, blahblah whatever gave this as his contact number while on vacation... That way if he really is police, he will be very pissed off to find out the lad not only was a scammer as suspected, but also had the audacity to give his number as part of his scams boxer

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 1:49 am

Excellent work, all of you! You definitely had the real McCoy on the line, juju4u. Now, the lad is in the woods. I hope he read this novel. He could use it. Laughing

EDIT: to add. Could you survive in the jungle if lost? How could you do it? An interesting article I just bumped into.
http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m1590/is_14_60/ai_n6129784/

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I've got one of these on the desk...

If i had to get rid of all my books bar one-this would be the one i'd keep.

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Ihava's crazy boyfriend has sent this to Alf to be used at his discretion on the lad.

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Gday Mate
Howzit goin
Oi hav ya seen me girl Ihava. she aint answerin her phone. I think her batteries buggered Jeez how does them things work anyways.
We bin out shootin n rootin bush pigs the last coupla days. thers bin sum fiesty ones aroun lately.

now listen ere Alf i don want notin ta hapin to me girl ok. If anythin hapins ta her or anyone hurtz her feelins then im gonna come ova there n kill em meself. ya hear me. ya hear me good.

n if ya come back without me girls money i 'll kill ya. so hurry up mate n get ya lotto or what eva.

Paulo

edit: received this from Mr Gomer to Ihava

Quote:

Hello Ihava,

Hope you are having a nice time in Yaounde?I have already told Alfred that Mr.Micheal is in the Chipazine Camp and i haven't Heard anything from both Alfred and the 5imba Management.I don't know what is going on because Alfred called the Police Station yesterday and he was told that Mr.Micheal was staying with them so long because his bags were stolen and since he is not familiar with the Area,they want someone to take him to the Camp.He is in the Camp right now but unable to Locate 5imba Safari Group.I hope he does that soon Because i know that both you are alf are worried and so things need to be done fast.

Thanks

Mr.Gomer

Ihava replies. I thought i might plant the seed a second safari for the new fake gomer.

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Hello Mr Gomer
It is a very interesting place today i have been exploring the markets. i think they were called Mokolo. you could get lost in there for days. I had to be helped to find my way back to the hotel.
Mr Gomer could you please give me Mr Michaels email address. Because he is the one who is to meet uncle Alf i would like to email him
to find out how he is going. It is very nice of the police to help him. I thought police in africa were corrupt but it seems i was wrong. I met some today, my oh my they are handsome in their uniforms. they are going to come back to my hotel later tonight. Please do not mention anything to my ex boyfriend Paul Irwin if he mails you. I know he has looked at my mail so i have changed my password. He is still really angry after finding me with some of the guys from our local football team North Melbourne. He wont stop trying to call and i have been ignoring his emails

Where are you Mr Gomer? you should come to Yaounde if you are in cameroon so we can celebrate together.
Ihava

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 12:30 pm

http://jat.esmartweb.com/korup-hike.htm
found some Park intel... Now to plan his journey... Very Happy

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There are four camps on the park ground, with hiking trails connecting all of them. It requires three or four days to see the whole place.

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Inside the rain forest, this is a typical scene. Everything is very wet - even without the rain.

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It was mandatory that we hire a guide - it was also necessary, as it is very easy to get lost in the forest.

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 1:02 pm

I would start to think of an escape route / reason for Alf.

Mugu Michaels can only stay in Mundemba for a short while, and we need to get him on the road again I think.

Ivhanna could be the key. She needs to provide an attractive alternative for Mister Michaels to run around... Very Happy

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 1:15 pm

This from Gomer-lad:

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Hello Alf,

Why haven't you gone to locate Mr.Micheal?I sent you an email that he is in Korup and since there are alot of Camps there,he is finding it difficult to locate the 5imba Safari.Try Locate him so that he can get back and get things done fast.

Regards

Gomer

This out to Mr. Gomer:

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We hav but its to loung to the monkeyrs camp fur me i am outa shapa sinc arivalin her end drinkin sooo mouch. so insteed i wait fur him ok.

I am very afraid of mr micheal bringin the police with him isnce i hav murtgage frad with Ihva. Pleas this police busisinies is reely scaring me.
I wil met him. tell him to go to NORTH along trails. Tell mr micheal to go to Esukutan. there in the vilage everyone knows me by now sinc i get my alkihol there. they make it frum a palm trees fruits. If he sees the chiefs dauter he must not tell her i am comin to vilage, ok. Once there I come to met him frum camp.

I hav triered to call but i think the satelite over us done broke down Mr. Green

fur a while than ther was no receptition either fur the cell phones. ther is a prublem with this labtop end the umidity its all wet end i hav to dry it by the fire. I will keep trin to call mr micheals ok. sory i slept al mornin like i usualy do ok.

ther is sumetin more you should knpw now know. Ihava is bringin wit her the balaence of the moneies due fur the lotto payments tax end fee. She brings 75,000. Aslo she likes monkeyrs a lot. Laughing

She should hav bean here yesterdey but is nut. tell mrm icheal s to louk fur her while on his ways up here.
she is nut bringin wiski so does mr micheal have the case like i aksed? Pleas this is must importent.

Alf Out

This to Ihava and gomer-lad:

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Pleas just kept paul far frumme ok. ihava were are you? go meet mr micheal.

And then there's this: (from Alf to Ihava & gomer-lad)

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Ihava you kept yur krazy boyfriend aways frum me! I stil dont hav ful use of my left arm after last yaers christmus party! What willy do when he finds out you touk the 75000 frum the austrich farming busisbines?

mr gomer wat you hav bean telin to ihava?

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Ihava Liddlewehner @gmail.com>
Date: Wed, Jul 30, 2008 at 2:44 AM
Subject: Fwd: Where is Ihava
To: alf @gmail.com>
Cc: @gmail.com

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Paul Irwin <@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, Jul 29, 2008 at 5:00 PM
Subject: Where is Ihava
To: @gmail.com

Gday Mate
Howzit goin
Oi hav ya seen me girl Ihava. she aint answerin her phone. I think her batteries buggered Jeez how does them things work anyways.
We bin out shootin n rootin bush pigs the last coupla days. thers bin sum fiesty ones aroun lately.

now listen ere Alf i don want notin ta hapin to me girl ok. If anythin hapins ta her or anyone hurtz her feelins then im gonna come ova there n kill em meself. ya hear me. ya hear me good.

n if ya come back without me girls money i 'll kill ya. so hurry up mate n get ya lotto or what eva.

Paul

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@ simba
i thought the same thing. I have attempted to plant seeds to grow and blossom with the lad providing nutrients

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 1:18 pm

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I would start to think of an escape route / reason for Alf.

No problem - Helicoter charter for 8,000; he's too freaked out & paranoid over mrmicheal bringing the cops.

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Mugu Michaels can only stay in Mundemba for a short while, and we need to get him on the road again I think.

He has proceeded to monkeys camp, do you want to try to push him further up into the bush?

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Ivhanna could be the key. She needs to provide an attractive alternative for Mister Michaels to run around...

Ihava is a sexual devient, now with 75,000. Laughing

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 1:19 pm

I have not had a chance to read through everything, but what I read was splendid. Well done gents!

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 1:21 pm

@jojo-

(interested in calling the cops as victim?)
@Master - Pullin' an all-nighter?

AHA the situation is catastrophic for our lad, I fear...
From Gomer:

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Alf.
Just call the police officer so that you can talk to Micheal.Don't tell him anything about the Money or Mortgage Laughing

.
+2 37 7 7576xxx
Do it now

So his guide is the cops, & they have had enough!

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this just in. i think our lad is becoming frustrated with mr alf

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Hello Ihava,
I have tried my best to make sure things are done well and your brother Alfred is messing up so i have asked Mr.Micheal to reture and so if Mr.Alfred is still interest in Claim his Money,he should do as instructed.
Thanks
Gomer

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Mr Gomer
I did not tell you before but i have brought some money with me because i knew that uncle alf would spend money on booze and ciggies. maybe i can help?
you still did not give me Mr Michaels email or answer my question about where you are.

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 1:29 pm

its good, keep going... She has 75000... mugu 1 is going to the slammer... ihava can get mugu 2 moving!

i have to work a while, will be back in a bit

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 1:36 pm

juju4u wrote:

@jojo-

(interested in calling the cops as victim?)

I don't have the ability to make calls unless someone patches me through.

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