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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

wow things have really got moving on this lad while i was sleeping.
thanks for all the help in making this more painful for him.




Alf's Niece is think of flying to africa to make sure she gets her money back. i will let mr gomer decide if the trip is worth it.
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Mr Gomer
have you seen my uncle yet?
is he with you?
I am very concerned about losing my house because of him
I am seriously thinking of flying over there and finding him
do you think this would help me get my money back
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so you know we have not really had much structure/script to this it has been a "fly by the seat of our pants thing"
i feel very satisfied at the results

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 11:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@5imba- that makes sense about the driver... I have listened to the calls again & the last thing he wanted to do was get on that shuttle originally, he just wanted his victim... You can tell that his plan went out the window when he learned Alf would not be taking the shuttle to the city.
I wonder if they have knives to cut his throat.
Hopefully they've been driving around the bush looking for the camp all night.

@Dr. W - Thumbs up Looks like Alf sobered up for a few minutes Very Happy to write that email; it's cool he's done that before Laughing . I see he got over his diarhea Mr. Green

@Master - I especially like the fact that the mugu is going out of his way to comfort the niece Surprised ... This could make for good reading. I sent you a PM.

This thread contains some of the nonsense when we were trying to get him to Poland (thinking he was out of the U.K.); there is some audio there somewhere as well.
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=143962

FYI, background - The breifcase originaly had 200k; it has dwindled down to either 120k, or 90k or some other amount, I forget (& some hand-written IOUs Smile ). The 200k was for payment of 'taxes & fees' for a lottery; We picked the lad up on an ASEM from the lottolads forum one to two months ago. He tried to chop Gomer's dolla Evil or Very Mad Isn't it Ironic that he is now the one who thinks he's hit the motherload.

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so you know we have not really had much structure/script to this it has been a "fly by the seat of our pants thing"
i feel very satisfied at the results
-Yeah, simply amazing! We threw so many twists and turns at him & he went for it all Shocked ... And that's before he even went on Safari.. An insane bait!

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 12:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Just a heads up that the email has been sent to Micheal that he has a secure payment waiting for him in Douala Very Happy

I will send an email in the morning asking if he got the payment info.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 4:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@oxygen deprived/simba

Im thinking maybe Mr Gomer picks up the cash before he arrives and the bus has left with mr gomer(pretending to be mr michael) back to the camp or something along those lines or do you have something better instore

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@Master - I'm not sure that we need to at the moment.

Oxygen Deprived has sent a payment to Douala, but according to this Email, recieved a couple of minutes ago, our boy's have found themselves in the town of Limbe....!!!

Sounds like they are having a lovely time on safari....... Laughing

Mr Gomer wrote:
Compliment to you

I wish to inform you that am badly hot as I was not able to locate the direction of the camp.

Right now the Driver call me and inform me that he will not come again ,so he spoke to my driver and ask my driver to bring me down ,I have been on the road since 6pm yesterday ,I did not locate the camp, what are hell no person ever know about samba safari camp.

Why are you people put me into this entire problem, and still no body call to know where I am?

Right now I need the address of the camp location and I need it in 20mint form now ,I am on the road ,no water to even have my bath, and you say I should be happy .i am very said at you all.

Right now am at Lembe with my driver and I don't even know where am going to , I was at lembe Reservation and no body knew about samba safari, to tell me what is the location ,I am very worry and my driver is still here with me .

I was inform by the driver who was suppose to pick me up, he spoke to my driver to bring me down.

Give me better directions now?

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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samba safari


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Confused

Viva la samba!

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 9:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing he is having fun that's classic.
I will leave him alone for now

Mr Gomer is keeping Ihava in the loop.
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i have not seeing your uncle yet but we are trying to locate him and he is making things so hard for my official who i sent to him ok.
I will inform you when we get him ok
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 9:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Dear Mister Gomer & Mister Michaels,

I am absolutely dumbfounded as to why you find yourselves lost in Buea/Limbe?

Our shuttle bus driver spoke with you yesterday to apologise for the
delay and to advise you that after repairs to the vehicle he would meet
you in the town of Eseka.
I am very unhappy that everytime we make solid arrangements with you,
for some unknown reason you decide to venture off in a different
direction.

Please tell me, are you enjoying this safari game that you are playing?

As I see it you have a couple of options now.
Firstly, and most sensibly, you can drive to the town Eseka and meet
with our shuttle bus driver as previously agreed.
You can then follow his vehicle all the way back to the 5imba Safari
Camp.
This way there is absolutely no chance that you will get yourselves lost
again.

Secondly, you could try and find us yourself, but to be honest your
sense of direction leaves much to be desired. So I am not sure that I
would recommend this option.
We are located quite near to the town of Mundemba and the Korup National park.

The decision is yours Mister Gomer, but please do keep me informed of
your progress.

Best regards,

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Its odd that they have gone to Limbe.
Doc has scored a couple of Cameroon safaris with the SSC modality, and they also took a safari themselves to Limbe too.

I wonder if the French speaking locals are confused by mugu asking for directions to 5imba thinking he asked for Limbe..... Laughing

Anyway, I hope that they decide to take the Eseka option, because that means they'll be driving about 150 miles in the wrong direction... Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 10:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The lads sent my accounting character John Cliffton the same message as they did to Simba. Like an accountant knows anything about directions. I'll just let his email sit and let the main office deal with him. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 11:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

clapping
I;m aughing my ars off... Was wondering if he'd still be a beleiver... He is Very Happy

You know I am growing suspicious of this 5imba camp, I wonder if they are not doing this on purpose because they want the case of cash for themeselves.

Edit: I took a quick peak at Alfred's box, it had all those same messages sent to 5imba + this gratifying one as well:
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What is the problem ,why is Micheal Williams not yet pick up,do know the driver did not pick him up and he is in the road,the driver spoke to is driver to bring him down and did not give a better direction of were simba is ,i want you to immediately contact Micheal now ,or i will advice him to start coming back to London.
He has gone through a lot just because of you,
Remember i said pay the fund ,you said no Mr. Green ,now see the inconvenience you are causing us.
Micheal Williams slept inside a car last night ,by 2am when they were trying to locate the place by 2am at night when the shuttle driver inform him that he could not make it due to the car was not ok.
Listing and listen good call him now,very important (no can do, pal)
Gomer

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 12:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I only have one regret about sending lads on safari, and that is that they can't make a video diary for us.... Laughing

Can you just begin to imagine how hilariously funny that would be...???

@Juju4u - I hope that you are enjoying your first 5imba safari as much as your lads are... Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 12:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thumbs up Yeah it's awesome, great infrastructure and a very well put together modality. What I enjoy equally is the multiple-baiter approach... Which some may find chaotic, but I find fantastic & more productive.

@Dr. W - Oh, BTW - The victim was supposed to leave camp on friday for egypt or vietnam with his company colleagues (it's a business trip he's on), destination egypt or vietnam, to set up there next factory (although not yet specified the factories are used to build miniature models of factories)... So technically he should be checking out today. There is no use in bringing this up unless the lad does, but there is no reason why those plans can't be delayed. Wink

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 12:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

They slept in the car, and it's broke down. Laughing
I think they deserve a nice apology. clapping clapping clapping

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 1:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It is amazing to watch this play out. The lad two or three days ago entered Cameroon expecting he had full control of the situation. His biggest problem was dealing with an obnoxious drunk. He still doesn't know that he doesn't have any control even though he is begging for help.

The lad is lost and makes no attempt in Skinners driver call to ask directions.

Now he is demanding directions and
Quote:
now see the inconvenience you are causing us


Steinbeck could not have written scripts like this.

Well done.

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Just in this moment:
Mr Gomer wrote:
Mr Micheal Williams have misplace all is belonging .The shuttle driver stole every thing from him
Gomer


The f*cking lieing toad...!!!!


Quote:
Dear Mister Gomer,

What on Earth are you talking about?

Are you accusing one of my members of staff of robbery?
Or do you mean the driver that Mister Michael was with?

Please explain yourself clearly and fully, because this is a very serious
allegation.

Where are are you now? Have you travelled to Eseka as instructed?

Best regards,

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 1:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Juju4u, hahahaha, this is fantastic! I have a frustrated mugu wandering around, sending me emails, and it didn't take me months to motivate him! Thank you for offering this!


Mean spirited Simba wrote:
Please tell me, are you enjoying this safari game that you are playing?



Stredded mugu, sending this messsage twice, 40 minutes apart, wrote:
Compliment to you
I wish to inform you that am badly hot as I was not able to locate the direction of the camp.

moaning, moaning, mugu.. same Email sent to everyone...!!

Give me better directions now?


So, Alf writes back:
Alf wrote:
Look, mate, I don tkno where to get here from where you are. I don't liver here. Do I look like they gave me a job as tour guide, open up the firts bloody tourist information center in Korup Park? (actually, they have pne of those, I saw it before we walked out to the chimpanze camp).

The director here at the camp tells me you keep wandering around when they send the shuttle. He is pissed off at me about this. I think we are near Mundembe, Mundembo, something like that. We are near another camp, a chimpanze camp, which you go to, and then you get to here.

You should be here today, so you will be able to take a good bath. My suite has a big hot tub, I spent last night in it, having something to drink, looking at the stars, I think your suite has a hot tib, too. You are goingto like it when you get here, hot weter, good fod. I don't mind saying some of the sheilas are worth looking at, too.

I never put anyone into this problem. I am just sitting here waiting for you to git here ind we sine papers and I can pay back for the mortgage took.

Trust me, you are a good bloody drongo, and soon we will be together, and this deel wil coments. I still have most pf the money, and am saving it for this deal.

Alf


With any luck he will not linger at the info center and will start walking the 4 hour walk out to the chimpanze camp. the guy who wrote "fuck you stupid bitch" in my sig lone turned back at the info center after spending a night. I would love to see him make push on boldly to the chimpanze camp, but that means he has to get past the center of the park quicky before someone connects the dots and tells him there is no camp. At that point, either when he hears there is no camp, or he arrives, hot and sweaty (and broke) at the chimpanze camp, I am afraid the bait is over, unless someone has a brilliant idea (like Rumbero and his 85 day lad).

Nice work, all of you who got him to move!

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 1:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

pablo wrote:


Steinbeck could not have written scripts like this.

Well done.

p.

That's because Steinbeck was not a demented, S.O.B. baiter! Laughing
Glad you are enjoying this one. Me, too!
Great job, boys! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 2:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This is what I'd call a Superior Safari! Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 2:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

clapping

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Mr Micheal Williams have misplace all is belonging .The shuttle driver stole every thing from him
Gomer
I see an opportunity for a VERY pissed off shutle driver to tell the lad to F'off... & then report back to Rhodes that he met up with the MUGUs & they said they will drive to camp on their own. Thus, it ain't the bus driver's fault, as far as the bus driver is concerned; & the mugus have to deal with a pissed off bus driver sabotaging them (as far as they are concerned). Skinner, are you up for tearing the lad a new one on the phone?

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His biggest problem was dealing with an obnoxious drunk.
- Soon he'll be dealing with Alf's demented phsyco-kenetic niece, if @Master's character shifts gears a bit.

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With any luck he will not linger at the info center and will start walking the 4 hour walk out to the chimpanze camp. the guy who wrote "fuck you stupid bitch" in my sig lone turned back at the info center after spending a night. I would love to see him make push on boldly to the chimpanze camp, but that means he has to get past the center of the park quicky before someone connects the dots and tells him there is no camp. At that point, either when he hears there is no camp, or he arrives, hot and sweaty (and broke) at the chimpanze camp, I am afraid the bait is over, unless someone has a brilliant idea (like Rumbero and his 85 day lad).
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Suggestions: Well, maybe when the lad' gulibilty is exhausted, Alf can decide that the Camp people were deliberately not delivering the lad to camp so that they can steal his money. In that case his only choice would be to escape at night by stolen safari jeep and end up in 'insert next destination here'. Also, @Master has two characters that terrify the lad, a hacker and another scamer; usualy there appearance on the scene is enough to shift the lad unto the next unbeleivable scenario.

I wonder how OD's secure transfer is going?

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 2:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

These lads have now been off my radar for nearly 7 hours.

Could they actually be heading back to Eseka which is about 150 miles in the wrong direction...??

I Wish they'd make contact, I am beginning to get worried for their welfare.... Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 3:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Simba has a business to run and the driver is a long term trusted employee has people to transport for the weekend bookings.

Besides the camp bar needs supplies.

The real question what was to be gained from the lad's lie? Who was supposed to consume this information?

Has the lad got some personal explaining to do?

I will actually believe he has a problem with an unpaid taxi driver.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 4:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Pablo, I am with you on this, I think the problem is an unpaid taxi driver took our mugs stuff, leaving him with out much, which, of course, is wonderful.

No word in Alfs box, either.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 5:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I haven't heard anything from them either. Wonder if they are trying to pick up some travel money from the bank in Douala??? Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 5:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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I will actually believe he has a problem with an unpaid taxi driver.
@Pablo, you are right on! clapping

I have news of the mugu. I know I said I was steping away, but couldn't resist calling as Alf the completly wasted idiot Twisted Evil And torture him with nonsense. To do this I had to sneak out of the office with my laptop; my colleagues would think I am insane Mr. Green - But then they would be right!

I talked to the driver; it's his phone (or at least it is now)! I am fairly certain that the driver is on his way back home as we speak; he is FUMING pissed! They had a fight! The reason was money! The lad has been left in Limbe; probably after he got his ars kicked. He ows the driver 100,000. I asked if the lad had any money; he said he didn’t know in a way that says ‘I really don’t care’ Evil or Very Mad

The driver was really, really, pissed (at me also); he kept asking me if I know this and that name in an awfully aggresive tone; I simply did not understnd him. I think he asked if I know 5imba (I said yes of course Laughing )At first I thought it was curses, he was telling me off in an African way, from the tone... But it may have been the names of some local towns or businesses or other recognizable landmarks to find the lad (?) It is also a possibility that someone in Limbe, when asked about 5imba camps, told them of the saga of passed lads and they figured it out, and then the driver kicked his ass… I don’t know, maybe some French native speakers can help out with that 3rd call and what he was saying.

He said we must pick him up in Limbe. I asked for a phone number, but he either didn’t understand or didn’t care to answer (maybe because he stole his phone).

There are three sound files in order; He was driving (in the middle of the night) and asked to be called back. He kept asking where I was (in a very angry way). He speaks no English, so it degenerates into French in the third call (sorry, that is where the juicy bits are).

working on the files...

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