Lottolad 'went' to SSC Cameroon & Benin;$$ goes to Niger

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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:34 pm

OHhhhhh He must have had a rough trip!!! clapping

"I'm very dissapointed in you" - WTF, no gratitude

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:15 pm

Jujufu, you should put that in your sig line near that shiny pth helmet. It says so much, so well.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:42 pm

Great audio there! LMFAO! Laughing

He's so "tired" too! I love it! Laughing

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:57 pm

We'll have some more audio fun shortly as Skinner has volunteered to call as the Shuttle bus driver, with some bad news for mugu.... Laughing

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 3:19 pm

@5imba - Sounds fantastic... Hope you heard the second audio file I posted where I tell him 7pm, we wouldn't want to get our times out of sync. Wink

It could be a lot of fun if the shutle bus driver is lying to Bernie about having called the mugu, after all Bernie told Alf that the bus driver spoke to the mugu on the phone. Wink

FYI-
@oxygendeprived has offered to pose as a 5imba employee tasked with helping out the mugu in anyway possible... which will inevitably lead to some failed secure transfers, ok?

@master's character (the niece thats out 200k) is fuming, she wants explanations, she is going to hop on a plane to Africa eventually - Maybe the mugu can meet her at the airport (?)

This just in from lad-gomer:

Quote:

Thanks for your response to my email,understand me that these was not
the arrangement,Micheal look for Simba driver at the Airport before
proceeding to Younde ,as i speak to you he had a bad time in Cameroon
and he is not happy at all.
Since Morning you were suppose to make arrangement to pick him up so
what happened. Well i pray and advices that micheal should not slep
outside the camp tonight.
He has the document ok,dont worry i will be able to speak well to
you sister ok:
So you stop spend the cash roughly as you should think sbould were
the fund came from ok.

pls micheal is still waiting ,immediately get in touch with simba if
the driver has left ,then you should call micheal and inform him that
the driver is coming ok please do that no
Regards to you
Gomer

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 3:27 pm

I am getting a bit overloaded with safari drivers at the moment. The mugu won't know whether he is coming or going... Laughing

Anyway, at least he is being patient and well behaved:

Quote:

Thanks for you reason to my email,well i will say am happy and also waiting for the driver to come immediately as i have been long to see 5imba Safari;
well i will say i hope the driver is on a way now:
i will do as you have said ok.I am still waiting ok:
Micheal

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 3:34 pm

@slap happy or @ Dr. William - Would either of you be willing to take over my character for a few days?. I have my RL niece in town and have not the time for this lad any longer.

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 3:42 pm

I am available! PM me particulars.

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 3:58 pm

@dr w - pm sent

@Dr williams is now Alf.
@Master is Ivahna the ticked off niece, also Hans, Lucy, & Gomer
@oxygendeprived is J.C.; gonna set the lad up with some quick cash Wink

@5imba is himself
The lad is gomer1, Peterson (Gomer's assistant), mr. micheal, the fbi, and some other character (forgot the name) who claims to be religious and working for Hans.
@skinner is going to be the shuttle driver.

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 4:00 pm

I've tried calling the lad but get: "the telephone number you dialed is not available now. Please try again later."
I'll try later.

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 4:07 pm

Ok, so we have a few options on where to send the lad for his cash pickup. Since I don't know all the details of the bait and where everyone is, I'll let you guys help me figure where he has to go to pick up the secure xfer.

The Union Bank of Cameroo has branches in Limbe, Douala, Bamenda, Kumba, and Yaounde. As juju just told said in a PM, wouldn't it be great for him to miss the driver because he left to get the money? Laughing

Here is my email to the lad:

Quote:

Thank you for your immediate response as I understand the situation is dire. I will begin the process of sending Mr Michael a secure western union payment, which is the only service we trust with sending money for our customers. Due to the timing of this, it may not be ready until tomorrow, for which I apologize. I will begin the paperwork to send out $500 for him.

Jxx Cxxxx
Accounting Manager - 5imba Safari Group Ltd

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 4:11 pm

I'm out of the bait for a while - Hope I haven't made it too confusing.

HAVE FUN

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 4:27 pm

OxygenDeprived wrote:

Wouldn't it be great for him to miss the driver because he left to get the money? Laughing

That would be such a terrible dilemma..... Laughing

Its a card that must be played.

I have instructed skinner to tell the lad that the shuttle has broken down in the town of Eseka. But we could change that to Douala, or say that teh shuttle was towed back to a garage in Douala.

http://www.lib.utexas.edu/maps/africa/cameroon_pol98.jpg

Perhaps we could tell mugu that the payment has also been sent to Douala, to get a taxi there, we will pay for it, and he can meet the shuttle there...???

Feedback...........

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 4:29 pm

Hope I didn't overdo this. Michael finally answered. He has been sleeping outside and has no money. There was a taxi driver near by who offered to take Michael to the Simba camp. I assured him that Simba would pay for the ride.

http://members.419eater.com/~a_skinner/MichaelSimba.mp3

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 4:37 pm

Quote:

Its a card that must be played.

Sounds like you guys have a plan!

@skiner - No, you didnt over-do it, awesome call Laughing

The taxi driver is probably the one that is owed the money for driving from Douara Laughing

He'll have a slave instead when it's all over, so he'll be alright.

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 4:42 pm

Personally I think that the "taxi" driver has travelled from Nigeria with Mr Michaels, and is the getaway driver..
He doesn't sound like a local at all to me.

I'd suggest that we let these boys have a little drive around for a few hours and get themselves well and truly lost, somewhere in the darkness before we offer anymore advice to them...... Laughing

Depending upon where they contact us from next, we can move the goalposts accordingly.... Laughing

EDIT - Almost forgot to congratulate Skinner for a fantastic call..... clapping

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 4:46 pm

Nice job on the phone once again Skinner Thumbs up

Simba, that sounds like a good idea to use Douala, especially if the cab driver is looking to take him there, now he also will get the incentive of having money waiting.

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 5:27 pm

Hahahaha, okay, I am in alfs account. Thanks Juju4u, will do my best to keep in character. I am very impressed with the job you have done here. Nice work!

So, Master, OD, Simba and Skinner, I can write him tonight (morning in Cameroon) telling him that the money has been sent, and that the shuttle is coming for him. I am catching up on all the emails to get into character for this.

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 6:01 pm

I am limited w/ what I can do here at work, so I will finish up the secure payment form and email that off to him tonight as well.

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 6:05 pm

I am limited w/ what I can do here at work, so I will finish up the secure payment form and email that off to him tonight as well.

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:16 pm

Am sending this off now:

Quote:

you are coming now? I don't see you, and I don't her from you, but they tell me that, for sure you going to be here tomorrow. I am tired from swimming in the pool, eating too much, and watching the birds. I don't know why you are taking so long to do this simple thing. I am ready to sine the papers as soon as you get here.

I have a bottle of champain for us to drink after we sine the papers to celebrate. Its a good champain, cost $150 for the bottle, but I am going to treat us both, plus the food here is good. You like beef? Me, too, and it's so good, best cuts, tasty, plus the pastry's? Good pastrys! I like CAKE and PIE!

Can you pick me up a newspaper from where you are, please, okay? I wanna see a local paper, and they don';t have them here.

I am sure we will se each other tomorrow.

Good nite.

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:18 pm

Doc, should you add some typos?

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:49 pm

I put in a few. Next time, I will add more.

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:50 pm

Ok, Doc.

By the way, I liked the newspaper idea Very Happy

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:08 pm

Thanks, I just wanted to burden him with something extra to carry around.

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