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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 12:30 pm

http://jat.esmartweb.com/korup-hike.htm
found some Park intel... Now to plan his journey... Very Happy

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There are four camps on the park ground, with hiking trails connecting all of them. It requires three or four days to see the whole place.

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Inside the rain forest, this is a typical scene. Everything is very wet - even without the rain.

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It was mandatory that we hire a guide - it was also necessary, as it is very easy to get lost in the forest.

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 1:02 pm

I would start to think of an escape route / reason for Alf.

Mugu Michaels can only stay in Mundemba for a short while, and we need to get him on the road again I think.

Ivhanna could be the key. She needs to provide an attractive alternative for Mister Michaels to run around... Very Happy

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 1:15 pm

This from Gomer-lad:

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Hello Alf,

Why haven't you gone to locate Mr.Micheal?I sent you an email that he is in Korup and since there are alot of Camps there,he is finding it difficult to locate the 5imba Safari.Try Locate him so that he can get back and get things done fast.

Regards

Gomer

This out to Mr. Gomer:

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We hav but its to loung to the monkeyrs camp fur me i am outa shapa sinc arivalin her end drinkin sooo mouch. so insteed i wait fur him ok.

I am very afraid of mr micheal bringin the police with him isnce i hav murtgage frad with Ihva. Pleas this police busisinies is reely scaring me.
I wil met him. tell him to go to NORTH along trails. Tell mr micheal to go to Esukutan. there in the vilage everyone knows me by now sinc i get my alkihol there. they make it frum a palm trees fruits. If he sees the chiefs dauter he must not tell her i am comin to vilage, ok. Once there I come to met him frum camp.

I hav triered to call but i think the satelite over us done broke down Mr. Green

fur a while than ther was no receptition either fur the cell phones. ther is a prublem with this labtop end the umidity its all wet end i hav to dry it by the fire. I will keep trin to call mr micheals ok. sory i slept al mornin like i usualy do ok.

ther is sumetin more you should knpw now know. Ihava is bringin wit her the balaence of the moneies due fur the lotto payments tax end fee. She brings 75,000. Aslo she likes monkeyrs a lot. Laughing

She should hav bean here yesterdey but is nut. tell mrm icheal s to louk fur her while on his ways up here.
she is nut bringin wiski so does mr micheal have the case like i aksed? Pleas this is must importent.

Alf Out

This to Ihava and gomer-lad:

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Pleas just kept paul far frumme ok. ihava were are you? go meet mr micheal.

And then there's this: (from Alf to Ihava & gomer-lad)

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Ihava you kept yur krazy boyfriend aways frum me! I stil dont hav ful use of my left arm after last yaers christmus party! What willy do when he finds out you touk the 75000 frum the austrich farming busisbines?

mr gomer wat you hav bean telin to ihava?

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Ihava Liddlewehner @gmail.com>
Date: Wed, Jul 30, 2008 at 2:44 AM
Subject: Fwd: Where is Ihava
To: alf @gmail.com>
Cc: @gmail.com

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Paul Irwin <@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, Jul 29, 2008 at 5:00 PM
Subject: Where is Ihava
To: @gmail.com

Gday Mate
Howzit goin
Oi hav ya seen me girl Ihava. she aint answerin her phone. I think her batteries buggered Jeez how does them things work anyways.
We bin out shootin n rootin bush pigs the last coupla days. thers bin sum fiesty ones aroun lately.

now listen ere Alf i don want notin ta hapin to me girl ok. If anythin hapins ta her or anyone hurtz her feelins then im gonna come ova there n kill em meself. ya hear me. ya hear me good.

n if ya come back without me girls money i 'll kill ya. so hurry up mate n get ya lotto or what eva.

Paul

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 1:15 pm

@ simba
i thought the same thing. I have attempted to plant seeds to grow and blossom with the lad providing nutrients

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 1:18 pm

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I would start to think of an escape route / reason for Alf.

No problem - Helicoter charter for 8,000; he's too freaked out & paranoid over mrmicheal bringing the cops.

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Mugu Michaels can only stay in Mundemba for a short while, and we need to get him on the road again I think.

He has proceeded to monkeys camp, do you want to try to push him further up into the bush?

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Ivhanna could be the key. She needs to provide an attractive alternative for Mister Michaels to run around...

Ihava is a sexual devient, now with 75,000. Laughing

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 1:19 pm

I have not had a chance to read through everything, but what I read was splendid. Well done gents!

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 1:21 pm

@jojo-

(interested in calling the cops as victim?)
@Master - Pullin' an all-nighter?

AHA the situation is catastrophic for our lad, I fear...
From Gomer:

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Alf.
Just call the police officer so that you can talk to Micheal.Don't tell him anything about the Money or Mortgage Laughing

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+2 37 7 7576xxx
Do it now

So his guide is the cops, & they have had enough!

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 1:27 pm

this just in. i think our lad is becoming frustrated with mr alf

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Hello Ihava,
I have tried my best to make sure things are done well and your brother Alfred is messing up so i have asked Mr.Micheal to reture and so if Mr.Alfred is still interest in Claim his Money,he should do as instructed.
Thanks
Gomer

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Mr Gomer
I did not tell you before but i have brought some money with me because i knew that uncle alf would spend money on booze and ciggies. maybe i can help?
you still did not give me Mr Michaels email or answer my question about where you are.

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 1:29 pm

its good, keep going... She has 75000... mugu 1 is going to the slammer... ihava can get mugu 2 moving!

i have to work a while, will be back in a bit

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 1:36 pm

juju4u wrote:

@jojo-

(interested in calling the cops as victim?)

I don't have the ability to make calls unless someone patches me through.

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 2:02 pm

I would like to hear a call with Mr Michaels right now. He should be able to hold the phone towards the canopy so that we can hear all the sounds of the jungle.... Laughing

If he really has spent the day hiking thorough the rain forest to reach Chimp Camp, there really isn't very much further we can push him.

Does it sound plausible for Ivhanna to travel to the (wrong) National Park, and needing Alf to go and rescue her.....

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 3:29 pm

i think we can work at that simba. maybe campo-ma'an.
although looking at that map mt cameroon at 4km high looks very very inviting. but a different park my be more plausible.

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 3:41 pm

@Master - A good choice of National Park I think.

Campo NP is close to the major town of Kiribi, and so its possible for laddies to get there. Its also pretty close to the borders of Equatorial Guinea and Gabon, so maybe the safari could spiral into another country.

Ivahanna could just say that she told a taxi driver to take her to the big NP with all the monkeys. They all sound the same to her Campo/Korup, very similar sounding to a westy maga... Very Happy

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 3:50 pm

i will leave him for now and tell him of plans to go to the park tomorrow.

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 4:01 pm

@jojo - That's tough for me to from my present location... I'll try to get a hold of you / coordinate if I see an opportunity today.

@master - good gravy, get some sleep already! Laughing

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Does it sound plausible for Ivhanna to travel to the (wrong) National Park, and needing Alf to go and rescue her.....

I see no problem with that scenario. I was looking at park Benoue for other reasons - read below.

However: We are coming to a breaking point in the bait. I suspect that the lad was released conditionaly with a guide. Since they went to chimp camp & it became apparent theres no simba (not to the lad, but to the guide), they turned around. The guide then re-delivered the lad to the policeman waiting in mundemba. This is supported by the phone numbers... While in the jungle (yes I realize there may be no cell signal there). a new phone number was given. Now lad-central back in Nigeria needs Alf to call the police, again on the same number as before. If this is the case, the probability of the 'game is up' with 5imba is getting very high. (but I think your plan with Ihava is fantastic & must go forward Thumbs up

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I would like to hear a call with Mr Michaels right now. He should be able to hold the phone towards the canopy so that we can hear all the sounds of the jungle....

Yes that sounds like good fun! I am having a hard time with making the decision of placing that call. I regreted yesterday's call because it added credibility to the lad's story. @Roycroper had some very wise advise regarding the matter & he was right. I fear another call may help him also, unless it is of the style: Question

1. It is another baiter calling & acting like a 419 victim given the number to call mr micheal... This would explain a lot to the police & also may sow the seed for the 2 mugus to be pitted against one another (only the mugu back in nigeria has the capability to give out this number to another vic., but why?!?! Laughing

) Then later if we tell the Nigeria mugu that mr micheal collected 70k from Alf... (imagination runs amuck here). Wink

2. Alf could call and reveal to the police that he is actually in Park de la Benoue (much further north)... Sorry, I'm just a dumb-ass drunk...blabla... miscomunication... that is where simba is Laughing

. Also, Alf gets to talking to the cop... What does this man look like?... Does he look like a member of U.K. goevrnment (high ranking)...Could he be a criminal?... I was originaly contacted by email about this internet lottery thing... I mortgaged my house to pay the fees and taxes this man is collecting... You get the idea.

... Then again, no call at all definately does not help the lad, judging from the last email from gomer-lad, the situation is very bad for him Twisted Evil

EDIT: With no clear plan I sent this:

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i cant get throu to the police nimber i am sory, the satelit is down. i keep triyn ok.
i donut no what esle to do! Pleas, if me or ihava wer to go to nmbaba, wich were would i to find him. to the visitor center or ploicee statien?

Unfortunately for mugu it is perfectly useless Laughing

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 5:07 pm

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Right now Alf,

I have already asked Mr.Micheal to come back and so there is nothing that can be done.He has really tried.I had to send him to the British Emabassy in Nigeria and he should be there right now.So the Ball is in your Cot to go and Meet him in Nigeria or You Make a transfer of the Funds to Uk.

Thanks

Ok, that certainly is a material event, except... I don't buy it. I think this is the lad in Nigeria giving up on his buddy & wanting to go on safari himself.
LOL_sign

The email certainly deserves a phone call to the 'police' in Mundemba to be verified.

EDIT: This just in:

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Hello Alf,

If you really want to get things done,Call Mr.Lawrence the Police Officer.I am not asking you to tell him anything but just let him know that you want to see Mr.Micheal and that he should give you the discription of the Police Station so that you can meet him before he leaves.He will surely give you a discription and give you a time to Meet with Mr.Micheal because from the Camp where you are to the Police Station is not Far.

So do this last time.

Thanks

Mr.Gomer

Edit: Red text sounds to me like it's his last chance to prove his story to be true before being transferd to another holding pen - Perhaps just wishfull thinking / projecting on my part.

(yes, these 2 messages sent an hour apart contradict one another)

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I can make a call as a victim of Mr. Micheal, but it will probably be tomorrow. I am EDT and I have a couple more hours of work. I can't record though.

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 6:40 pm

Alf sent:

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why you kep given me improsilbe task? Laughing

I hav bean trin like mad to call
am very wuried over mr micheal. I finaly got a phone satsignall end i
caled this afternon but to no answering. i donut now know now whatelse
to do i wily ykeep trin to call.

I must leeve camp soon ina few days plus im out of likor.
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sory kaybord freked its umidity. Laughing

maybe ihava kan meet at camp in nigeria she has 75000. Twisted Evil

I sense a second safari, vacay for the lad back home! - But it needs be outside Nigeria, perhaps benin or cameroon, I wasnt thinking when Alf suggested a meet for Ihava in Nigeria, but thats ok, at least it plants yet another seed. Wink

@Ruckbogers- Thanks for the offer. I sent you a PM

...So I hava can be used to lure the lad in cameroon OR the lad in Nigeria... OR: Ihava lures the lad in Cameroon (if he is physicaly able to proceed at all Twisted Evil

) & then alf finaly leaves camp & lures the lad in Nigeria who knows where.

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:46 pm

Sorry for the double-post. The lad back in Nigeria is getting very short-tempered with his 'clients', it seems:

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Today, baiter wrote:
Oh Damn. It looks like I am too late. Laughing

I was away from my box. Did you do that already?

On Tue, Jul 29, 2008 at 6:29 AM, scammer wrote:
Hello Sir,
I want you to know that there is nothing that i can do and if i don't receive a Positive respond from you within 24hrs,i will be forced to send
you a disclaimer's form stating that you have forfeited the ATM Card.
The Choice is yours.
Thanks

Mr.Koffi

Date: Mon, 28 Jul 2008 12:41:36 -0400
From: baiter
To: scammer
Subject: Re: UPDATE

I am having trouble raising the funds.

Alf sent this:

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Esukutan insid korup i sayd to com here but he didnot come. if i organizer a possy tomoorow fur //////////////////////// / ////
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fur numbebaba i will find him o in the tourism c enter yes?

I want to hear that our lad is still detained!

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 12:47 am

he is not real happy

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Hello ihava,

First,i want you to know that i have already instructed Mr.Micheal to leave Cameroon because i have seen that you Uncle is not serious at all.Mr.Micheal and one of the police man were all over Korup looking out for him and after checking all the Camps,he was no were to be found so i see that he has wasted both my Funds and time.

If he wants to get his lottery winnings,then he has to do what i say hence forth.

Thanks

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 12:58 am

We can't have that tone!

Oh well, Guess he'll just have to go on safari Laughing

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 1:02 am

he got this

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Mr Gomer
My uncle Alf is a good man he just has too much drink sometimes.
Are you sure that Korup is the right national park. I thought the Camp was in the Campo ma'an national park? Uncle alf makes mistakes sometimes.
I have $75,000 with me. would this be enough to pay the fees for uncle Alf? I need him to collect his winnings so i can repay the bank for the money alf took on my house
Ihava

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 1:19 am

^ That is great Thumbs up

... Not sure how you will 'accidentaly' get there if you ask first, though.

OK so if I have this straight...
Ihava is now the bait for mugu mr micheal, somehow gonna end up in ma'an. Twisted Evil

Alf is now the bait for Mugu Mr. Gomer, preferably to Benin SSC, but we may have to settle for somewhere in Nigeria... That's gonna be a tough one to pull of 'cose our lads are very weary of Alf & his drunken ways by now Laughing

What we do have working in our favor, hopefully, is that lad-gomer is now desperate for cash to get his boyfriend out of a jam (I'm rather hoping that mr micheal is in the slamer) Laughing

... Desperate enough to tempt his faite w/ a 5imba shutle? Mr. Green

Alf is about to sober up big time here and get real persuasive in his emails Laughing

... This may take a few days.

If both lads travel we'll definately have to tell each respectively that the other hit paydirt Laughing

Edit, Thursday Morning, from gomer-lad:

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Hello Alfred,

I Have already made up my Mind on this.I am sorry that it's not going your way.First of all,you were suppose to come over to the United Kingdom but because of our goodness we had to act as your Instructed which is not supposed to be and this has caused us time and resources.I want you to know that Mr.Micheal called me from Nigeria and said that he will be staying a few day because he need to rest and so i don't know how you are going to do it.Will you prefer to go over and meet him there or Transfer the Funds?Please let me know because time is not on our Side and we need to do Fast Because Ihava is really not Happy about all this Delay.And if you or Ihava will have to go to Nigeria,please let me know and don't Contact anyone but me alone and Mr.Micheal alone so that there won't be Complications.I have warned you.

Thanks

Mr.Gomer

Just a reminder: This was sent by lad #2 who is safe in Nigeria & working feverishly to 1) collect the money from Alf, & 2) help out the lad in Cameroon, that I beleive to be streded.

B3rnie Rh0des will be notifying our soon to be intrepid mugu #2 that Alf had an overdose & was heli-lifted to 5imba Benin... Thankfully that camp is also a rehab & spa facility Laughing

Of course 5imba will unknowingly address this email to both gomer-lad & baiter-gomer :yikes:

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 3:48 pm

i think he is on his knees

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Hello Ihava,

I just emailed your Uncle,Alfred.I have to him that Mr.Micheal is not in Nigeria because the Cameroon weather is not Okay for him because he has never be there before so i will advice that you talk to him so that you both can think of what to do next.If you or himself will like to come to Nigeria or make a Transfer of the Funds because we are far behind time and this is not helping us and you especially whose house has been Mortgage by Alfred.So i will advice that you talk to Alfred and Let me know what you both think.But you have to be careful and talk to Mr.Micheal and Me alone

Thanks

Mr.Gomer

any suggestions
edit. Alfred is not too well

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Dear Sirs,

I wish to inform you that your business associate Mr. Alfred
Wizcunson has had a tragic turn of events. He has overdosed on a
combination of drugs and jungle made alcohol. Thankfully his condition
is stable but we have him isolated. This situation is rather
embarrassing for our safari camps. We have been in touch with the boss
of his factory erecting company, Mr. Willy Galore, who instructed
me to take all necessary steps to clean him up and tie up any
unresolved business of his. Currently his crew is in Egypt and as I am
to clean him up before he rendezvous with them to proceed to their
next destination in Vietnam.

I personally flew from the 5imba Safari Camp in Benin to the Cameroon
facility in the jungle by private helicopter this early morning to
assist in the medical evacuation. The Benin camp has a full staff
dedicated to drug abuse and rehabilitation in addition to the full
spa- They will nurse him back to wellness as they are acustomed. This
situation annoys me greatly as I am now this grown man's babysitter.
Mr. Wizcunson will stay here at the camp for as long as is necessary
to return to good health, regardless of his Vietnam deadline.
Thankfully he has a large sum of cash on him that may be used to pay
for this expensive treatment. His company has already paid the full
bill for the next 7 days.

Ihava, I wish that you had not decided to explore your traveling
interests in light of this development, your uncle could use your
presence at this time.

As I understand it there is some unfinished business with a Mr. Gomer
and a Mr. Micheal. Please assist me at this time with the following
information:

1. Where is Mr. Micheal and what needs be done to secure his release
from the police? I will arrange this personally.
2. What is the unfinished business between Mr. Wizcunson and Mrs.
Gomer and Micheal? How do we take care of this matter?

Thank you all for your assistance. Mr. Wizcunson will be asked of his
wishes when he sobers up in a day or two. We are repairing his laptop
computer that was somehow damaged and will return it to him.

Best regards,

Bernie Rhodxx
Operations Manager - 5imba Safari Group Ltd

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 4:15 pm

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i think he is on his knees

Agreed

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I have to him that Mr.Micheal is not in Nigeria because the Cameroon weather is not Okay for him
because he has never be there before so i will advice that you talk to him so that you both can think of what to do next.

That is perfect! Confirms mugumicheal is stuck in cameroon or on Ihava's trail - Either way, good news Thumbs up

How on earth are you suposed to 'talk to micheals' ?!?!?! Wonder what he means by that.

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If you or himself will like to come to Nigeria....

Change Nigeria to Benin in above text & Alf will be happy to comply Laughing

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But you have to be careful and talk to Mr.Micheal and Me alone

5imba sent his email to both gomer addys. Not agogo..agogo..go..go..GOMER :yikes:

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any suggestions

As usual I have roughly 500 Embarassed

I say Ihava for whatever reason has already traveled to that other park in Cameroon... See if mugumicheal will come to the rescue. (don't forget to ask how to get a hold of mr micheal).
Alf will sober up tomorrow & invite mugugomer to Benin Laughing

That should keep our options nice and open... But we need to inquire at every turn about the location of mr. micheal, ok Question

EDIT: I think Ihava's reaction should be to the tune of: Oh, great, that damn no good uncle creating problems again... Well I'm on vacation & he won't ruin it for me... I have had it with him... Off to see the sites Laughing

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