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Herp
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Anybody else get a lot of them? Some of them are pretty funny Laughing

Clinton found hanged in bedroom
Avian influenza virus isolated from dead boy in New Mexico
Google-Yahoo merger announced
Angeline Jolie gives birth to 5 kids at a time
Pope killed by assasin in Vatican City
Times square bombed, hundreds killed
Breasts bigger than your head
Angeline Jolie in miscarriage
Jack Nicholson dies from cancer
Obama loses latino vote
Jerry Seinfeld announces Seinfeld movie
Japanese subway attack leaves 48 dead
Hillary Clinton Sex Tape Shocker!
Jesus Christ To Star In Next Series Of Big Brother

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Herp, have you been reading those supermarket tabloids again?
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 3:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've had (among others)
"Martian Soil Fantastic For Growing Weed Says Nasa"
"Paris Hilton Initially Denies Having Inverted Nipples"

Not spam as such though, but an attempt to install malware to your PC if you click on the weblink.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 5:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing I never paid attention to these until I read this post. Just checked the spam folder of my gmail account and found:

Britney Spears Pregnant With Antichrist
Wild boars cut off suspected thief's getaway
Merkel puts Putin on the spot over Women's Day
Snake caught swallowing horse
Obama caught with pants down
Beijing Olympics postponed indefinitely
Yahoo search shuts down for good
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 6:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
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There is no mafia.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 6:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

And the one about the USA invading Iran that I've had about 10 of at work. A lot of the ones with the sensationalist headlines are the storm trojan or a variation of, unfortunately a lot of people still fall for these.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 6:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I really like the text they throw into the email, trying to trick the spam filters into thinking there is actually content.

Here's one that amused me:

Quote:
He is a textile manufacturer in Kano, and his factory used to produce 3,000 cotton jersey garments a day. With an eye on missile defense, however, the administration has sought to maintain maximum flexibility for American military operations in space. Plouffe said as he calculated the diminished minutes left for his candidate. The shadow minister at the time, Jenny Macklin, expressed similar views. The religious divide was unfordable.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've had tons of those in the last few days.

I'd like to see "email spammer found hung up by his balls outside Microsoft corporate headquarters."

But I'd like to see that in the NY Times. Cool
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Please don't open the one about Clinton found hanged. Merely OPENING the email can apparently trigger the malware to attempt to download on some systems. It did on mine (luckily a junker computer, I wiped the hd & started over to be safe). I suspect it is a botnet attack, and the way our current election is going I wouldn't be surprised if one candidate intends to use it on the other Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^^ Is anybody really stupid enough to open spam email? Shocked

I always just kill them right off.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Wow, I must be pretty lucky. All I get is crap from women saying "Hi" in the title, and liking me to a porn site...and crap asking me to take surveys.

I would be gullible enough to open some of the ones with funny headlines though. Some of them are serious enough, though, to sound real. The ones about terrorist attacks. I'd probably open them immediately.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@KD - one of my co-workers loves opening spam and going to the websites. The ID10T has been known to purchase their crap from time to time. Rolling Eyes After several conversations, I have given up entirely and make sure his PC is well protected. I am still waiting for him to receive a NOK or lotto scam so I can grab the popcorn, and watch the show!

I get the biggest laugh out of the ones advertising male "member" enhancements. Or "Boob" growers Laughing

Lately the biggest majority of the spam my email filters have been catching is the knockoff Cartier and Rolex watches.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 11:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

kleindoofy wrote:
I'd like to see "email spammer found hung up by his balls outside Microsoft corporate headquarters."


Shocked Hot off the wire. Click

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