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Tommo Shanter
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Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Sat Jul 26, 2008 7:31 am |
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Having a strange name is very much like making love to a beautiful woman, you either learn to live with the ridicule or you change it.
A few years ago I was researching my family tree and came across a female relatives first name from the 19th century which, from the census, appeared to be 'Horinu'. Perplexed and after much head scratching and studying of the flowery handwriting, I suddenly twigged that it was in fact 'Florence'. Sorted.
Each year near Christmas, my local newspaper runs a beautiful baby photo contest where each of the ugly looking brutes, sorry darlings, has their names underneath. Cue endless hours of mirth laughing at the monikers inflicted on them. I particularly like the double barreled ones. Personally, I'd put the double barrels to the numb skull parents heads for a) siring them in the first place and b) because Elizabeth Duke earings, a navel piercing and a tattoo are not suitable christening presents for a child. |
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419weasel
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Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Gnasher
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 May 2006
Posts: 2849
Location: Centre Stage in the Theatre of Cruelty
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Sat Jul 26, 2008 10:08 am |
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Tommo Shanter wrote: |
Elizabeth Duke earings, a navel piercing and a tattoo are not suitable christening presents for a child. |
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Titania
Hell on wheels
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 2442
Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'
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Sat Jul 26, 2008 3:52 pm |
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The meteorologist on the TV channel we watch is named Dallas Raines.
Edited to fix quote tags. |
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freddyfudpucker
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Jan 2008
Posts: 105
Location: up your ass and around the corner
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Sat Jul 26, 2008 3:56 pm |
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real name-Misty Fogg
not real that i know of- Adolph Goldstien |
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Jimmy Jazz
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Feb 2007
Posts: 174
Location: Slowly going around the bend
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Sun Jul 27, 2008 9:37 pm |
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I once knew a girl who went to school with a guy called Duane.
No dramas there, until you realise that his surname was Pipe. |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Sun Jul 27, 2008 9:45 pm |
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^^
Jings crivvens and help ma boab
Southern comfort and ginger all over the keyboard
I'm miffed
( cant get my tongue in the gaps to lick it up )
Mind the doctor in Mallaig who was called Donald Duck
( named 10years before Disney thought of it )
I can just see it now, pulled over for a small traffic offence.
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Seven of Nine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Jun 2006
Posts: 2147
Location: Somewhere in time.
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Mon Jul 28, 2008 12:31 am |
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Who'd give a Scottish name like Cameron Campbell a second look?
Both are derived from the Gaelic and mean crooked nose and crooked mouth respectively.
The Ness parents inflicted on their sprogs the names Andrew, Vanessa and Peter.
A. Ness, V. Ness and P. Ness
When trawling through Biological Abstracts I found references to published work by a researcher with the family name "Wank".
Edited: Minor stuff and an emoticon. |
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JustineBaitman
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 26 Jul 2008
Posts: 28
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Mon Jul 28, 2008 12:32 am |
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I don't know where it is where you folks live, but down here in my country it seems to be a trent to give children "interesting names."
I've heard some of the strangest names coming by. Me personally I gave my kid a normal name. (well with my wife of course.) |
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Rorschach
419Eater is my life
Joined: 31 Jan 2005
Posts: 266
Location: Behind you
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Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:35 am |
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Seven of Nine wrote: |
When trawling through Biological Abstracts I found references to published work by a researcher with the family name "Wank". |
I used to manage a property that was leased to a Dr Eugene Wank. He was Canadian I think. |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
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Mon Jul 28, 2008 6:13 pm |
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This weekend my brother told me of a candidate for District Attorney whose name was Lawless. |
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SherlockHolmie
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Jun 2007
Posts: 182
Location: Baker Street
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Tue Jul 29, 2008 12:54 am |
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I shite thee not....
"Sha'taid"
The sisters tried to talk this young mother out of giving her daughter this name, but on her release, she was steadfast (and didn't get the connection).
Talk about an invitation for an arse-whooping. |
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Wright B Hindyou
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 1795
Location: Bangkok
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Tue Jul 29, 2008 2:26 am |
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Previous generations in Vietnam were so fecund and lacking in imagination, they simply numbered their children, Hai, Ba, Bon (Two, Three, Four). Number One was never allowed, that was regarded as too powerful, so the eldest kid was always Hai (Two).
It's a bit off-putting when you meet a guy and his name is Muoi-Sau (sixteen)... |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
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Tue Jul 29, 2008 2:39 am |
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And what about all those George Foreman's??? I forget how many their are.. |
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Titania
Hell on wheels
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
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Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'
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Tue Jul 29, 2008 5:10 am |
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^^^Five, I believe. |
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Good_Ash
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 24 May 2008
Posts: 52
Location: I'm in the hills, over yonder!
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Tue Jul 29, 2008 8:50 am |
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There is a lady who lives in Illinois named Sweet Meat Brown. I know because I did some volunteer work at one time regarding voter registration paperwork. Sweet Meat was well known to the officials, because every time her name would show up on a petition, some judge would invalidate that petition for having an obviously faked name. I've also heard of a child from that area named Spatula (a boy's name). |
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Corona
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Joined: 21 Sep 2006
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Tue Jul 29, 2008 12:08 pm |
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
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Tue Jul 29, 2008 12:11 pm |
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I had a friend back home name Harley Hooker. |
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Reaper
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Tue Jul 29, 2008 12:34 pm |
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My mum went to school with a boy called Richard Head. |
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Simba
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Joined: 19 Nov 2006
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Tue Jul 29, 2008 12:49 pm |
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Seven of Nine wrote: |
When trawling through Biological Abstracts I found references to published work by a researcher with the family name "Wank".. |
Someone used to have a quote in their siggy line from a barrister named Clement Wank.
Somthing like "please I am Barrsiter Wank, not Wanker"... |
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Boban
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Joined: 22 Jul 2008
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Location: South of the North pole
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Wed Jul 30, 2008 7:16 am |
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I found Nada on the list of strange names for girls, but that is a fairly common name in Croatia and means hope. What sounds like a good name in one language may sound strange in another. For instance the Danish version of Peter, Peder, means homosexual in Croatian. |
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ParaNoid
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persephone
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Joined: 05 Jun 2006
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Location: land of cloggies
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Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:09 pm |
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When I still worked in education, I was given a list of pupils at the beginning of the year and read through them. Just the usual: girl/boy ratio of the class, familiarize yourselves with the names etc etc, just like all other teachers do. I spotted one name that was so odd, even after years of working as a teacher tought it was simply too strange to be true. Decided my colleagues prolly wanted to start my hazing experience and crossed out the name.
First lesson, entered classroom, read out names, met pupils and of course skipped the weird name. Hand in the air - 'yes?' - Miss, you forgot me! Looked back at the list and muttered weird name. Could not believe it, his parents obviously did not believe in a happy childhood!!
Would have posted the name for entertainment value, but this is a real person, so will leave it out. Just take my word for it - Apple, Orange, even Cocobutter would sound very reasonable compared to that one |
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wokabo
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Thu Jul 31, 2008 7:22 am |
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Master
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Joined: 29 Jan 2008
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Location: AU
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Thu Jul 31, 2008 7:46 am |
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a friend called his baby boy "Ziggy moonbeam"
after a paintballer in the US
i also went to school with a one richard grogan. grogan=turd,poo,log etc |
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