Funny Baiting Names

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Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 5:59 am

I was taking a shower early today (don't worry this sentence gets better), and started thinking about funny names one might use for a bait, either for their character, their lad, or some company/church they were setting up.

So why not share some of the funny names you have used yourself or seen others use, and even share ideas for ones people might use in the future.

So far all that I have used is the name for my lad.

A few minutes brainstorming for character/lad names and I came up with:

And that's all for now... Naturally, most of them are to make fun of the oblivious lads, which is why the names are so odd looking. Just read them carefully and you should get them.

What do you guys have?

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:22 am

I just use stupid boring names like, Jeffery Archer, Brian Sinclair, Thomas Tank, Vivian Williams, That way the lads have 100's of pages to look at if they google my name,

And I don't have to worry about a smarter lad twigging as soon as they get my initial reply

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:24 am

Ooh, I should probably mask those right? If I use the mask coding button will they be hidden from Google?

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:27 am

(Vanessa Closed on Sunday)
(Open Today)
or names from famous novels like Tonio Kröger

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 7:57 am

The Blackwood Con wrote:

If I use the mask coding button will they be hidden from Google?

Yes, the names will be hidden from Google. Please use the mask function sparingly. Very Happy

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 8:00 am

I'd only use it for names or bank account numbers. Anything specific that might immediately trace back to me and the forum. Nothing else. Very Happy

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 8:12 am

I've recently taken to using the names of famous pornography actresses, in particular Bodil Joensen (for the Love of Fafnir do NOT google that name if you are at work!) who was famous in the 70's for her work with unusual four legged leading men.

I'm hoping that the lads DO google for the name, of course. Preferably in google images with safe filtering turned off Twisted Evil

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 15 Jul 2008 Posts: 84

I haven't thought up a lot of names...okay, 2 names.

N4ncy N0s3y (as in "geez, you're a nosey nancy today")
0liver Cloth3zov

But I'm thinking I'll just move to using fictional characters or overly common names because I'm getting tired of the character replace trick. 133t 5p34k hurts my head.

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 8:23 am

I have a sweet tooth!

Also :

(owner of Mr Ed, the famous talking horse)

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 8:24 am

Haha! I love Oliver Clothezov. Took me a second to figure it out.

Hopefully none of the lads I use those names for know how to read phonetically.

@Tommo Shanter - you just one about 4815162342 points in my book. I'm a seriously huge fan of Mister Ed.

Hah...I should call a lad Gilligan and then yell at him like the Skipper. The amusement would never end for me there. Or just play an entire bait out as the castaways of the Minnow, and call myself Thurston Howell III.

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 15 Jul 2008 Posts: 84

TBC: If you're worried about them catching on to phonetical gags, let your personas have nicknames. For example, Oliver's friends all call him Olly. Smile

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 8:36 am

Meh, I'm not too worried about it happening. Honestly, it might be quite funny if they do. I would find it interesting to see my own reaction and what I did for damage control.

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 15 Jul 2008 Posts: 84

"How dare you, sir! I'll have you know that Cloth3zov is a name associated with honor and dignity in my homeland! Why ever since the great Takeyer Cloth3zov freed England from the tyrannical grip of the English on England in 1492, the Cloth3zov clan has been respected above all others!" Laughing

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 8:45 am

Don't forget Takeyer's much adored wife: .

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:06 am

Although blatent,
William Ullicies Pharkup?

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:12 am

@Tommo Shanter: If you ever bait as Wilbur you could always bring in my intellegent talking horse charachter Smile

Not quite a Newb Joined: 05 Jul 2008 Posts: 64

The only name I have used so far is G4r3th F13ld. This came about from seeing a DVD for Garfield lying about and embellishing on it.

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:32 am

<br>I also Google registered all three main characters from the UK sitcom 'Only When I Laugh', (1979-1982) which was set in an NHS hospital ward.

http://www.phill.co.uk/comedy/laugh/index.html

It potentially offers hours of lad misery and confusion as each character tries to chop the others dolla, whilst attempting to avoid dying of MSRA and acute embarrassment due to a particularly lame script and gross overacting.

I also have madcap inventor from the film 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang'

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 12:44 pm

just filth here

haywood jablowmi
and
Issac Hunt

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 12:56 pm

I choose most of my baiter names from movies, songs and video games.

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 12:58 pm

As my old ma would say "nowt wrong with a bit of filth" Very Happy

and my character (would always like to)

Not quite a Newb Joined: 21 Jul 2008 Posts: 42

I am using names like and . Last names roughly translates as hoax and lawyer (Aapo is Keijo's lawyer).

Elite Baiter Joined: 16 Jul 2008 Posts: 1407

I'm new too baiting, so I am not sure if my name is over the top.

I am Mr. Soar Ashold, VP of Product Development for the Buttshut Corporation.

I'm sure most of you know we are the largest supplier of self sealing artificial sphincters in the US.

My accountant is Hugh Fanny.

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 15 Jul 2008 Posts: 84

^ What about your secretary? Might I suggest a Ms. Cornewhole?

Elite Baiter Joined: 16 Jul 2008 Posts: 1407

Yes, in fact that is her name. I had to fire my last secretary last week. Mrs. Iva Tightas was relived of her duties for gross incontinence. Ironic no?