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Herp
419Eater is my life
Joined: 15 Jan 2004
Posts: 396
Location: Gnarly Woods
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Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:40 am |
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Anybody else get a lot of them? Some of them are pretty funny
Clinton found hanged in bedroom
Avian influenza virus isolated from dead boy in New Mexico
Google-Yahoo merger announced
Angeline Jolie gives birth to 5 kids at a time
Pope killed by assasin in Vatican City
Times square bombed, hundreds killed
Breasts bigger than your head
Angeline Jolie in miscarriage
Jack Nicholson dies from cancer
Obama loses latino vote
Jerry Seinfeld announces Seinfeld movie
Japanese subway attack leaves 48 dead
Hillary Clinton Sex Tape Shocker!
Jesus Christ To Star In Next Series Of Big Brother |
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Titania
Hell on wheels
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 2442
Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'
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Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:52 pm |
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Herp, have you been reading those supermarket tabloids again? |
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Mr Tambourine Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 3398
Location: Magic swirlin' ship
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Thu Jul 24, 2008 3:20 pm |
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I've had (among others)
"Martian Soil Fantastic For Growing Weed Says Nasa"
"Paris Hilton Initially Denies Having Inverted Nipples"
Not spam as such though, but an attempt to install malware to your PC if you click on the weblink. |
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Fuck you and go find something to do man. Stop disturbing me please.
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Luther Blissett
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Sep 2005
Posts: 1029
Location: Watford, Middle East
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Thu Jul 24, 2008 5:59 pm |
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I never paid attention to these until I read this post. Just checked the spam folder of my gmail account and found:
Britney Spears Pregnant With Antichrist
Wild boars cut off suspected thief's getaway
Merkel puts Putin on the spot over Women's Day
Snake caught swallowing horse
Obama caught with pants down
Beijing Olympics postponed indefinitely
Yahoo search shuts down for good
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Thu Jul 24, 2008 6:04 pm |
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Your colleagues have mafia connections |
There is no mafia. |
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Rodus
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
Posts: 3685
Location: Back under the cold shower
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Thu Jul 24, 2008 6:09 pm |
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And the one about the USA invading Iran that I've had about 10 of at work. A lot of the ones with the sensationalist headlines are the storm trojan or a variation of, unfortunately a lot of people still fall for these. |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Thu Jul 24, 2008 6:14 pm |
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I really like the text they throw into the email, trying to trick the spam filters into thinking there is actually content.
Here's one that amused me:
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He is a textile manufacturer in Kano, and his factory used to produce 3,000 cotton jersey garments a day. With an eye on missile defense, however, the administration has sought to maintain maximum flexibility for American military operations in space. Plouffe said as he calculated the diminished minutes left for his candidate. The shadow minister at the time, Jenny Macklin, expressed similar views. The religious divide was unfordable.
What should a medical student do in such a situation? Ownership and governance were equally diverse, from autonomous institutions to units within state education departments. Although no cities succeeded in doing this, those that got closest, like St. But it should prompt frank discussion about nutrition. |
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kleindoofy
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Joined: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6248
Location: Europe
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Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:25 pm |
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I've had tons of those in the last few days.
I'd like to see "email spammer found hung up by his balls outside Microsoft corporate headquarters."
But I'd like to see that in the NY Times. |
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bearkat419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jun 2007
Posts: 4445
Location: Houston, TX
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Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:58 pm |
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Please don't open the one about Clinton found hanged. Merely OPENING the email can apparently trigger the malware to attempt to download on some systems. It did on mine (luckily a junker computer, I wiped the hd & started over to be safe). I suspect it is a botnet attack, and the way our current election is going I wouldn't be surprised if one candidate intends to use it on the other |
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kleindoofy
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Joined: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6248
Location: Europe
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Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:11 pm |
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^^^^^ Is anybody really stupid enough to open spam email?
I always just kill them right off. |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:13 pm |
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When a subject says "JESSICA SIMPSON AND JESSICA ALBA HOT VIDEO", sometimes it is worth the risk. |
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The Blackwood Con
419Eater is my life
Joined: 17 Jul 2008
Posts: 373
Location: Petting the Time Travelling Bunnies.
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Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:45 pm |
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Wow, I must be pretty lucky. All I get is crap from women saying "Hi" in the title, and liking me to a porn site...and crap asking me to take surveys.
I would be gullible enough to open some of the ones with funny headlines though. Some of them are serious enough, though, to sound real. The ones about terrorist attacks. I'd probably open them immediately. |
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thanks for making a fool of me ok,you are just talking nonsense.man to hell with you if you keep fooling me all the time."
maybe i will come and lick your shoes just because you want to buy diamonds from me. |
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Betelgeuse
419Eater is my life
Joined: 29 Sep 2004
Posts: 466
Location: Between the North and South Poles
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Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:17 pm |
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@KD - one of my co-workers loves opening spam and going to the websites. The ID10T has been known to purchase their crap from time to time. After several conversations, I have given up entirely and make sure his PC is well protected. I am still waiting for him to receive a NOK or lotto scam so I can grab the popcorn, and watch the show!
I get the biggest laugh out of the ones advertising male "member" enhancements. Or "Boob" growers
Lately the biggest majority of the spam my email filters have been catching is the knockoff Cartier and Rolex watches.
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Thu Jul 24, 2008 11:15 pm |
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kleindoofy wrote: |
I'd like to see "email spammer found hung up by his balls outside Microsoft corporate headquarters." |
Hot off the wire. Click |
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