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Miss Behaving
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 11:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

It is really common here on Friday afternoon to have a long debate about which bar or pub to go to after work. This usually causes a huge string of e-mails in my office. And EVERYONE has to get it, because no-one wants to end up at the wrong place.

Arguments about which place is nearest, cheapest, most comfortable, shows sport, doesn't show sport, has the best crunchy bar snacks and frosty-cold artisan-brewed beer would be welcomed by the TWATs, I'm sure.

It could start innocently enough:

'A few of us are going for a drink after work at the North Point Tavern if anyone wants to join us?'

'Hi,
Payroll has already planned to go to Murphy's so we can sit outside. It's too hot for North Point!'


etc

I don't know where TWAT HQ is, but this website has bars from all over the US listed. www.barstar.com

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I don't think we need an outside investigation. Once the war between Babyj4y and Sister V1cki escalates, and it will escalate, I think we need the newly ordained TWAT ministers to render an opinion of what should be done. Naturally this would involve all parties emailing the Revs concerning their business relationships with both Babyj4y and Sister V1cki, and for the Reverends to have online chats with both Babyj4y and Sister V1cki.

It ain't all fun and games at the top. Sometimes you have to make the tough decisions.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hilarious stuff! Your poor TWATS are now so self inflated over their new status that stuff like this has got to be "WTF?".

Jayhawk, I laughed out loud at some of the stuff you wrote. Thanks!

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

when this bait ends (as all good things must eventually) it'd be interesting to rebait the lads with a different, non TWAT related, character to see if adding "rev" before their names is only done when they think they are in contact with TWAT members, or if they really believe they are now reverends and continue to do it at the end of all their emails from now on
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

dr stephen williams wrote:
Jayhawk, I laughed out loud at some of the stuff you wrote. Thanks!


I forgot to add that. Brilliant, Jay. Especially the constant farting, what an inappropriate and funny detail. Every office has the sort of ghastly pedant who'd tell everyone that. You just know he'll corner you at the pub and tell you all about his gall bladder surgery.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Lactose Interolerance, per wikipedia:

Quote:
Disaccharides cannot be absorbed through the wall of the small intestine into the bloodstream, so in the absence of lactase, lactose present in ingested dairy products remains uncleaved and passes intact into the colon. The operons of enteric bacteria quickly switch over to lactose metabolism, and the resultant in vivo fermentation produces copious amounts of gas (a mixture of hydrogen, carbon dioxide, and methane). This, in turn, may cause a range of abdominal symptoms, including stomach cramps, bloating, and flatulence. In addition, as with other unabsorbed sugars (such as sorbitol, mannitol, and xylitol), the presence of lactose and its fermentation products raises the osmotic pressure of the colon contents, thereby preventing the colon from reabsorbing water, and causing osmotic diarrhea.


Just keeping it real. Poor Melinda is at home today, and tomorrow she will be sure and email everyone abour how she spent the entire day with exploding diarrhea because of the cheese switch the bastards did on her.

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just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
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i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 3:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Here is another line in the ongoing fridge war.

I have seen memo's being passed forward about the company fridge. One in particular was concerning a woman imploring people to STOP using the milk in the Blue Lidded Container.

Apparently they were using it for their morning coffee. Only problem was that it was this womans BREAST Milk she had been collecting for her infant during the day!!!(after pumping in her office).

That might raise some eyebrows.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 3:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Jayhawk - I feel for M3linda.

The last place I worked, someone told me that I could put my name on my lunch if I liked - that way "Jerry will know whose lunch he's eating." There was a man in the plant who would eat whichever lunch looked best.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 4:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Perhaps M3linda could plant a lunch in the company fridge, and when it comes out missing she could say that the reason it might have tasted funny was because she had her cat pee on it. M3linda seems like a cat person. Very Happy

edit - wtf? For some reason cat p.e.e. comes out as catpassport. I think you know what I have in mind.

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just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.

i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 4:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

No, cat passport was funnier. Almost a lad mistake....wait a minute...

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 5:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The lads' email addy is bouncing for me too.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 6:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I just sent this, and it seems to have gone through:

Quote:
I am out of the office today. I am currently home sick and have a very bad case of exploding diarrhea brought on by the person who decided yesterday it would be funny to switch my lactose-free cheese with normal cheese. It is not funny. My colon is in severe shape and I am having to use the restroom to do #2 every five minutes.

I don't think you people understand how serious being lactose intolerant is. I talked to the police and the nice man said that if I wanted to I could have the office investigated to determine who it was that made the switch. I have decided not to do that as I do not want to stoop to your level.

I don't ask for much but I would expect some sort of accomodations for my lactose intolerance. At the last church gathering there was some delicious looking german chocolate cake that I could not eat, as it was made with whole milk. I am lactose intolerant and cannot handle whole milk. I requested from Sister V1cki that the cake be prepared using soy milk but my request was not honored. So I was forced to sit and watch others eat cake that I could not eat because I am lactose intolerant. At the last company breakfast Reverend D0ver was making some delicious looking omlets using regular whole milk instead of the soy milk that I requested from Sister V1cki. Once again I was forced to watch others eat because I am lactose intolerant. It seems as if Sister V1cki goes out of her way to make sure that I cannot participate in many of the office gatherings.

Last month we had a nice happy hour planned, where we were told that drinks would be provided to everyone. The drinks provided were, of course, White Russians, which are made with Kahlua and Cream. I cannot drink that drink because of the cream, as I am lactose intolerant. Once again, Sister V1cki was in charge of this, and once again an activity was planned that I could not participate in because I am lactose intolerant.

I may or may not be back in the office tommorow, depending upon how my colon feels and if I can stop going to the restroom every five minutes. In case I don't make it back tomorrow please be advised that there is currently a half-eaten salad and a half-drunk bottle of Diet Sprite in the refrigerator. These items are mine. DO NOT THROW THOSE ITEMS OUT! I will take care of them when I get back to work.

May god will be with most of you, and may the rest of you see the error of your ways.

Secretary M3linda B4byjay


Did my character mention that she is lactose intolerant? Very Happy

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just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.

i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 6:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sounds like she's in a crappy situation.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 6:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I noticed when I hit "reply to all" one time, the "c" at the beginning of the lad's e-mail was missing.

I haven't gotten a bounce back yet though Confused

eta: Sister Vicki now has her e-mail set to "out of the office" responder - since she (and I in RL) are leaving town tomorrow for a week Wink


Quote:
Dear Melinda,

Please stop with these incessant e-mails about your bathroom habits.

Did you not get the e-mail from IT department?

I am leaving on vacation tomorrow. If you have a problem with me, we can discuss it in private with William when I get back.

Sincerely,
Sister Vicki

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 6:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Why does Sister V1cki have to be so cruel? Very Happy

Oh, you'd better believe that we're taking this before "William."


Does anyone have a copy of a TWAT mediation form?

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just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.

i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 6:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^Because she doesn't have anything better to do Smile.


Quote:
Subject: Important information regarding Rev. Ben Dover

To all TWATs,

Have any of you seen Rev. Dover's receipt for supplies that he purchased for the pool party?

I need to send them to the TWAT finance department, but he did not leave them in my mailbox as I requested.

I know that he is currently on assignment in Africa, but if any of you see him or can contact him, please remind him that receipts must be submitted to me in a timely manner and please have the account number and balance written on the top right hand corner of the receipt. This will make processing go quicker.

God bless,
Sister Vicki


I thought it would be fun for the lads to see that subject line, get their hopes up, then find out it was just the usual interoffice TWAT nothings.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 6:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Did my character mention that she is lactose intolerant?


Someone this reactionary and intolerant obviously needs some sensitivity training.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've been watching this for the longest time and enjoying every minute of it! In fact, you made me hunt down my password and login just to say if you need that super annoying person who insists on answering all the emails with "great" and "sorry you're not feeling well" and "nice work!" then I am willing to help be that person.

You know the one.. that one. Hate that guy.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

IT Support posted this shirty response - anyone fancy defending HR?
Quote:
The IT department wishes to remind all TWATs that the email facility and bandwidth we provide to members is intended for line-of-business communications only, and not the petty bickering and personal name-calling this is descending into.

If Sister McTavish in HR was paying the blindest bit of attention and bothering to do her job, this would have been knocked on the head a long time ago

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
And perhaps if the IT people would concentrate on helping our breathren in the field, particularly Rev. D0ver, HR would have more time to council agrrevied parties.

But instead of that, we are having to monitor the Internet habits of IT, and not concentrating on the good workers of TWAT.

Get back to work IT.

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"you are the must fool i have ever seen fuck you like the 12.5 million idoit dont write me again" Radebe Gumede 7-16-09 after his bank transfer failed.


"Sorry we do not know Mr. Gomer. Send that email fromthe so called gomer to us for scrutiny."- Devati Mooleedhar

SON OF A DOG GO EAT SHIT AND DRINK WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOSERRRRRRRRR.GET A LIFE--Bakar Saud (After Mr. Gomer chopped his dolla')

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Things are starting to get nasty between B4byjay and Sister V1cki:

Sister Vick:

Quote:
Dear Melinda,


Please stop with these incessant e-mails about your bathroom habits.


Did you not get the e-mail from IT department?


I am leaving on vacation tomorrow. If you have a problem with me, we can discuss it in private with William when I get back.


Sincerely,
Sister V1cki


M4linda isn't going to take abuse lying down:

Quote:
Well, I personally consider somebody trying to POISON me to be pretty serious. I'm sorry if you don't see it that way Sister V1cki. I guess you have more important things to worry about, like if Carl the UPS guy is delivering today and if he's still got the mattress in the back of his truck.

Reverend P, I want to discuss this situation with you as soon as I can make it back to work. My diahrea seems to have passed somewhat, but I am now starting to get cramps, and the gas problem has not gone away. I'm also getting some tendionitis in my knee, but I don't think it's because of the cheese. I am lactose intolerant, you know.

I think I might be able to tough it out and come in to work tomorrow. If I still have gas I'll stay at home though. I care too much about my coworkers to expose them to my constant flatulence.

Secretary M3linda B4byjay


I would recommend keeping the fighting between folks to a minimum (This from the guy that is starting the biggest fight!). Lots of good emails going out right now. Hell, it looks like a real company.

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just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.

i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Further to M3l155a B4byj4ys problems, I've added some useful stuff about goats and sheep milk

Quote:
Hi,
There is some wisdom in this.

Consider that a cow is a four stomached creature that chews the cud. It's milk is designed for such an infant creature, and is high in casein (also found in wood glue). Is this really best for a single stomached human ?

The idea of consuming the milk of a single stomached animal, such as a sheep or a goat, has some wisdom associated with it.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You know, it really does look like just the kind of inbox-filler I've waded through for real any number of times. We must be mad.

Do we know if the boys are reading any of this? Anyone using readnotify?
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 1:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

They did not check their email yesterday. They checked today though, about 2 hours ago. No word back from them yet.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 1:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It's Friday. Shouldn't this be clean out the fridge day?

That ought to piss off the secretary, who instructed NO ONE to throw out her half eaten lunch/sprite.

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"I DO NOT THINK WE CAN DO THIS TOGETHER. YOU HAVE BROUGHT MORE PAINS TO ME THAN GOOD." Mr. Wang Yan- After I attempted to rebait with same name as last time. 2-4-09

"you are the must fool i have ever seen fuck you like the 12.5 million idoit dont write me again" Radebe Gumede 7-16-09 after his bank transfer failed.


"Sorry we do not know Mr. Gomer. Send that email fromthe so called gomer to us for scrutiny."- Devati Mooleedhar

SON OF A DOG GO EAT SHIT AND DRINK WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOSERRRRRRRRR.GET A LIFE--Bakar Saud (After Mr. Gomer chopped his dolla')

YOU ATE OUR MONEY AND YOU START MOCKING US--Bishop Anthony

Fake Checks Received= $63,487 US
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