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Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 4:52 pm

Who's baiting my hopeless lotto lad, Dan Danin0 (aka P0tter D3rrek, amongst others) as Paris Hilton?

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Dan Danino to me

Dad,i want you to meet my friend paris hilton,do you want her e-mail address???

I have just sent a holding reply, plus I want to know if he knows her as the chihuahua toting heiress, famous for being famous (and that video), or what?

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Hi Dan,

How do you know her, and why do you want me to meet her?

Roy
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R0y's R0lls

Let me know if it's you (it has to be a baiter, he doesn't know any real people) and we can have some fun with him. Ever been out with a vampire Paris?

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 5:26 pm

PM sent (but it´s not me)

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 8:24 pm

So lets get this straight.

Mugu Dan from Lagos and his friend, Billionaire socialite Paris Hilton, are going to catch a bus across Nigeria, to a non-existant safari camp, so that they can meet Wayne Rooney....

Is it just me, or is that just utterly absurd....... Laughing

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Its just you Simba - I happen to think that its completely possible Razz

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 8:36 pm

Sounds like the way of life Dan wishes to have Very Happy

(who wouldn´t? oh well... no Rooney for me)

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

No, it makes perfect sense. Now absurd would be Dan losing Wayne Rooney's Astin Martin car to an evil Interpol Agent that is sending Dan two, sometimes three emails a day and threatening to track him down and kill him, all because the scam Dan had with an employee of Soludo Financial Corp. backfired and now Dan is classified as the most wanted man in the world by Interpol. That would be absured. What you said doesn't even begin to touch the absurdity of all that is Dan.

Here's a pic of Dan to enjoy:

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 11:08 pm

Dan + Paris isn't so absurd. They are of about the same level of intelligence. (Although, Paris might be a wee bit smarter.)

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

Im not Paris
but would this be D@n P3t3r 41 . 219 . 210 . 174

Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 8:32 am

I didn't want to meet Paris Hilton before. Now that I know she's hanging out with lads, I REALLY don't want to meet her.

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Sep 2004 Posts: 209

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(Although, Paris might be a wee bit smarter.)

I think Paris's chihuahua might be a wee bit smarter. Wink

Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 10:45 am

I see noting absurd in the premise that D@n and P@ris are together, after everything else that D@n has done, been and accomplished, being with Paris would be the icing on the cake, the epitome of his stupidity, and a worthwhile Crown to who ever is baiting him with that modality

Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 12:01 pm

I agree, nothing strange about it... Paris sure knows who to choose as her friends.

And as I understand the 5imba Safari Camps often get visited by the rich and famous in this world (and sometimes less rich and less famous like Dan...) because we all know these camps combine the most romantic set-up's with great discretion where even the most famous can be sure they won't be found by papperazzi... (sometimes those camps even seem to be difficult to find at all... )

Very Happy

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