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 Hahahahahah, Its just too funny!!

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HarryBeavers
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Joined: 15 Mar 2008
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 10:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hmm, I got tired with being Harry Beavers. He just really wasnt as funny as what I though it should be. Disappointing, because I thought really really hard to come up with a name that was original, sounded normal but had a double meaning, but wasnt too obvious.

No one twigged that I had a stupid name, so I got bored and decided to create a new email account.

Introducing Iv0r St1ffwillie. Surely, that must be too much right? Ivor is Swedish and married to Ilaf. Come on, someone has to call my bluff right!!

Well, anyway, after one guestbook signing, I got loaded with emails. Yipeee!!

Here is an exert of my favourite. Its a mistake, not edited and its brilliant!

I have been told that you IV0R ST1FFWILLIE (a doctor?) are a person of thrustworthy nature and giving sensitivities. Please assure that you can THRUST me too Stiffwillie, I am a woman of GOD AMEN PRAISE THE CREATOR.

heheheh im gonna have some fun with Ive!
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H_Potter
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Joined: 30 May 2008
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 4:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

One of the funniest lines I've ever seen here, and there have been some great ones! Looks like you've got yourself a keeper there, as from my experience it usually takes at least 3 or 4 e-mails to establish the kind of thrust you already have.

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Mysack Iss-Inflated
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 1:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Looks like you can THRUST him to give you a good time!! Very Happy
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thomas-the-tank
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 1:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Are you sure someone hasn't called your bluff on this one? Someone poking fun at you, maybe? It doesn't pay to be too rigid in your assumptions. It might be a phallusy to imagine that this is a lad.

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The Blackwood Con
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 2:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Phallusy. HAH! That's a good one. A little hard for me to grasp though for a second, but I got a handle on it.

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thanks for making a fool of me ok,you are just talking nonsense.man to hell with you if you keep fooling me all the time."
maybe i will come and lick your shoes just because you want to buy diamonds from me.
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Mysack Iss-Inflated
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 3:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Where's this bait going? I presume you picked up on the thrusting idea.
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gonads
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 1:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I think someone is pulling your plonker Shocked
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 1:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Please assure that you can THRUST me too Stiffwillie



is it a romance scam?

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Arnold J Rimmer
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 5:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Lets just hope you can Pull It Off !! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 11:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Play this one carefully - we don't want it to be a cock-up.

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