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Countess Bathory
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 02 Jul 2008
Posts: 77
Location: The Haunted Forest
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Thu Jul 17, 2008 8:56 pm |
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A Tourettes sufferer? Reason why Im asking just watched program about it on telly,It would make an interesting phone call Lad being randomly sworn at over the phone pmsl just thinking about it |
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smartbomb
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Joined: 14 May 2007
Posts: 750
Location: Air
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Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:03 pm |
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Unreal ! - I thought about this today at work. My theory was to type a standard template to go in the head of each email explaining that I had tourettes and to ignore any swearing, and that I could not type and so used a microphone with word processor conversion type thing. A sort of warning for the text to follow : see if any fall for it.
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Dear Mr C*ck
I am FU**ING happy to hear from you. I hope you are feeling SH*T okay. |
and so on.
I havent had the time to test it out, but I will do in the future |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:03 pm |
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I have actually done this.
But I did the whole bait by email and didn't use the phone at all. I told the lad that I had PC Tourettes Syndrome which means that I type cursewords without even knowing it. Unfortunately, I didn't bother keeping a copy of the bait (it was basically just a straight bait with abuse) but the lad did swallow it.
It's actually a genuine affliction that I suffer from, as any Eater mod will bastard well attest to. |
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smartbomb
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Joined: 14 May 2007
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Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:10 pm |
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hell, ive got 15 mins to kill - im gonna start one now |
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Mr Tambourine Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 3398
Location: Magic swirlin' ship
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Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:27 pm |
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See http://www.419eater.com/html/andy_uba.htm for an example.
A variant is to include a copy of the scammer's email (with plenty of added swearwords) with your reply. And tell the scammer that his computer must be infected with the Tourette's virus. |
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NOW AMBACK FOR YOU AGAIN STURBORN SHIT
you dont have a phone.that makes makes you joe butt
Fuck you and go find something to do man. Stop disturbing me please.
This is definitely why you will remain and die in poverty, ignorant of good things and easy acknowledgment of bad things and words. Shame on you, you wicked generation children.
i went you to no that this is not a cheld pray. i went you to get back to me
we are not scammer,we hate scammer as you do.scammer make out life harder and harder,a lot of people think we are scammer,in fact,we are not!! please trustt us |
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DizzySteinway
Annoying Stuck-Up Cow
Joined: 10 Aug 2006
Posts: 222
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Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:34 pm |
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Better yet, try and get a friend to pose as your 'Tourette's Doctor/Therapist' and warn them that you don't really mean what you are going to say, and its just the condition.
And then fire every blue word and insult under the sun at them. It will be glorious. |
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Countess Bathory
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 02 Jul 2008
Posts: 77
Location: The Haunted Forest
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Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:50 pm |
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I hope some does this It`ll be so funny,Im not gonna attempt it Im still on my first bait |
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Eight
Retired Moderator
Joined: 11 Sep 2004
Posts: 8710
Location: UK
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Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:53 pm |
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Well, the best ways to learn are by reading other people's baits and diving in yourself. If you search on 'Tourettes', I expect you'll find some fun stuff to read. |
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eamonn
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 14 May 2005
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Thu Jul 17, 2008 10:35 pm |
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I baited a lad and told him I was schitzophrenic and that if I was a bit rude it was becase I was stressed and it was the bad side of me.
I started off by replying to every other email with things like "F-CK YOU, YOU C**K SUCKING AR**H*LE." and then descending into a stream of insults and rantings. I ended up with only about 1 in 10 of my replies being lucid and polite, the rest just abused him. |
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sheboppe
The Sparkly Member
Joined: 10 Dec 2004
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Location: United States
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Fri Jul 18, 2008 12:58 am |
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Moved from GC to Main - baiting related. |
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Patri0t
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Jun 2008
Posts: 197
Location: All the doo da day
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Fri Jul 18, 2008 1:31 am |
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Ive done it several times in chat.My friend Melvin didn't seem to understand
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6:48 PM me: Hello F*cking Sir,
What is your f**king proposal
6:49 PM F**K
melvin: Do u make it a practice of speaking offensive work or its ur talent
me: F**K ME HARD
I have tourettes
6:50 PM melvin: if it is,then i think one should alert the authorities or a Phy....
me: Hey f**ker , Its a disbility
maybe your a sh*thead
melvin: oh... now i see,u are sick
maybe in the head
me: Yes
6:51 PM I am sorry, IT IS NOT MY F**KING FAULT
I swear unf**king controlably
melvin: sorry,am not a gay guy
6:52 PM me: No no I am not gay
I swear
I cant help it
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Obi-Wan Knievel
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Joined: 10 Dec 2006
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Fri Jul 18, 2008 3:51 am |
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I've baited as just such a sufferer. It wasn't very successful for long-term baits, as many lads (believe it or not) will drop you for excessive foul language. Yeah... I know! But it's true. I've also had lads divorce me for other things such as drug use, satanism, sympathy for the IRA, homosexuality, and a strange attraction to pictures of fire. Just as strangely, they seem to have no problem with tax evasion, petty theft, or disco.
That said, it can be fun to bait as a frothing psychopath sometimes. If all you accomplish is having a few laughs, you still win. I say go for it.
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Acer
419Eater is my life
Joined: 11 Jun 2006
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Fri Jul 18, 2008 4:06 am |
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I actually remember from when I first joined this forum (some 2 years ago or so) someone brought up this topic in a manner they used.
They simply had a cut and paste type reply that they included with every email, that was at the top of every message they sent. It was in bold or italics, and read something to the effect of :
"Doctor's Note: This message is added to every reply of John Baiter. John has been diagnosed with Tourette's Syndrome, and it should be noted that in the course of any communication with John there is a high probability that he will include derogetory language, swearing, foul language, and insults. Please disregard any offensive transcripts included in the following message. We appreciate your understanding.
Doctor Ima Bayter, PHD Clinical Hospital of S.U., etc, 419 University." |
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Donato
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
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Fri Jul 18, 2008 4:13 am |
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^^^
I recall someone doing very similar and using every email to insult the lad-who i believe sat there and took it!!! Don't remember who the baiter was or the outcome though. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
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Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Jul 18, 2008 11:03 am |
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(and her predecessor ) swear constantly. It's not Tourettes; just the way they are. Just yesterday:
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And that bonehead at the court has some fucking nerve talking to me about a bad attitude. I ask him for an invoice and first he tells me I get it after paying - fucking dipshit - and when I ask him again he says he doesn't want to hear from Mad People! Fuck me – I may be blonde but compared to him I'm Steven Hawking!
One thing about the Asatru faith is that we don't dodge the truth or sugar the pill. We speak our minds and if you don't like what you're hearing - too fucking bad.
Confirm what has to go the Credit Union and I'll write to 0kogwu again - but if he fucks up again I am going to tell him just what he's doing wrong and I don't give a hairy rat's butt what the fuck he thinks. |
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_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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