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Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 9:10 pm

Kelly Br1ete, seller of zebras, has outdone herself once again.

I contacted her as a circus owner looking to purchase some catbingos. Not only did she have a few, they were trained catbingos. I of course asked her what sort of training they had.

Kelly was very vague on the specifics.

Kelly wrote:

THEY HAVE BEEN TRAINED TO DO SO MANY THINGS

I asked her again, what type of tricks do they do? Kelly's response was quite impressive.

Kelly wrote:

THEY ARE TRAIN TO DO EVERYTHING THAT YOU CAN IMAGINE.

You may be getting yourself into more than you can handle, Kelly. I have a pretty twisted imagination.

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 9:17 pm

lol. nice one.

if nothing else, she is persistent..

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 9:26 pm

Kelly wrote:

THEY ARE TRAIN TO DO EVERYTHING THAT YOU CAN IMAGINE.

Hmmmm. I have a, uhm, friend that might want one of these for, uhm, reasons best known to me. I mean to him. Embarassed

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

Oh, congratulations!! Laughing

If I WU you some money, can you get another one for me? There's a member of Eater that I'd like to give it to as a gift. Wink

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 10:35 pm

~ jojobean,

He doesn`t happen to be called Phileas Felcher does he Laughing

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 11:43 pm

Well I never, it's only when trying to buy a cat*bingo (star to stop her googling for details and hitting this thread!) that one realises just how common unicorns are.

If you can get me an opalescent one I'd be most obliged Smile

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:38 am

I *really* want to see the picture that you're *surely* going to ask the lad to send you of this infamous creature. Smile

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 9:58 am

Ask her how big they are...

EDIT: And what colour. The cat*bingos, I mean. Embarassed

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 10:15 am

I just did a google image search to find a cat*bingo, and got hits for all the avatars of your favourite baiting community... Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

Adding an asterisk to the word CATBINGO at this point, isn't going to stop searches from leading to here. It has been referenced here way too many times.

Now, where is Ook?? Laughing

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 4:24 pm

I just spotted Kelly online, while I was logged into Gmail. buzzed her and asked:

Quote:

me: Where are my tigers?
have you a pushmepullyou?

She logged off sharpish before I could get round to a catweasle.

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:52 pm

I want pictures!

Nicely done Chain Yanker.

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:58 pm

Kelly must be very frustrated, they no longer want money for shipping and asked i send computers, cameras and cell phones. i just shipped them through the a very reliable transport service. Twisted Evil

and btw, according to the 'manager' it is Mr Kelly. Laughing

Elite Baiter Joined: 17 Sep 2004 Posts: 1269

Surly you want two, so they don't get lonely? I'll have to keep my eye on this bait.

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 9:54 pm

I'm not sure how many she has. First she said that she had "babies and adults", which implies at least four catbingos, but then she asked me if I wanted "both of them". Confused

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 10:16 pm

May i have a few Nwamonkeys while you're at it? In john deere green if possible. Thanks!

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