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PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 9:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

No manners...Rolling Eyes he behaves like Donald Duck ("Gladstone is going out with me, YOU do the dishes!") Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 9:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ Jayhawk - I love that idea. Although it IS a girl, I'm sure Marshall can be in the name somewhere.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 11:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Maybe Marsha?

Do you think Willy doesn't want Marshal brought into the situation? I don't know about anyone else, but I was left with an ambiguous feeling.

(There ought to be an emoticon for tongue in cheek.)

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You can make the middle name Marshall. Middle names tend to be pretty non-gender based. After all, Marshall did so much for you!

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I have done some mean things in my day. Rarely have I cringed at something I do. This chat I have had made me do just that. Be warned, this is MEAN. There is some stuff in that which is just pure evil. Don't read if you cannot handle it.

There is a point where he starts asking me questions about the church that I just cannot answer. I said Phystme was white, when he is black. Ooops. Hopefully I fixed it.

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William: Rev Dover?
me: yes

William: how are u Rev?

me: ok
William: thank God
sorry i did not received ur mail early

me: are you in Ghana?

William: i wasn't feeling good since i came back
yes
i came back on tusday night

me: I don't understand
I waited in Maiduguri for you
That's a foreign place to me
Fiona is upset
Why would you just leave?

William: i was in Maiduguri for two days without seeing anyone there

me: I told you it would take some time
Fiona is upset

William: why did she told me she is in Maiduguri University hospital and i came there asking all the nurses there and they said they don't have anyone there

me: Well, that's where she was

William: i kept asking them for two good days and no one seems to know who fiona is
she wasn't Rev
i asked them to check their records from the day u and her told me she was admitted and they couldn't find anyone in the record

me: WEll, either way, she was in maiduguri
This is just a shame
You missed her birth
I'll bet they didn't tell you she was there because of confidentiality agreements
We had big plans for you
We were going to make you a Rev in the church
Fiona said such nice things

William: Rev,please don't support her cos she wasn't in Maiduguri
she called me the third day i was leaving Maiduguri and she told me she is in Ndjamena

me: She has a baby
Yes
We are all in Ndjamena now
But she was in maiduguri

William: that got me upset cos i look stupid there looking for her where she is not
i don't have anywhere to sleep there and i was sleeping out side
i have been bitten by mosquitoes
my whole body has been distroyed by mosquitoes
i had malaria now and i went to the hospital yesterday for treatment
it's was hell there you know
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me: Yeah
I was there
For a day
It was awful
I felt so dumb
just waiting for you
I had nothing to eat for like 3 hours
I was starving

William: you know i was looking for money to go there to meet her and i even left my bag in Abuja cos i run away

me: Well, this is nothing compared to what I went through
I was miserable
I came from Chad to meet you


William: mine was horrible

me: that's like 100+ miles
EACH WAY

William: do u know how many miles is it from Abuja to maiduguri?

me: 20?

William: what?

me: I don't know

William: who told u that?

me: Am I Nigerian, that I would know such trivia
No one told me that
I am guessing
Your trip was probably pretty short, no?

William: from Abuja to Jos State is about 925 kilometres

me: That's like 100 miles right?

William: and from Jos State to Maiduguri is 855 kilomitres
so caculate 925 and 855

me: Do you mean 92.5?

William: that a very long journey i ever had by land in my life
and a very risky road
just because i love fiona

me: If you loved her, you would have been there for the birth of her baby

William: i did all my best to be there for her
what do u mean Rev?

me: I think this was only a misunderstanding

William: traveling from Ghana to Nigeria to the southern part and infact the last state of Nigeria is not an easy journey
you think?

me: hahahha
one day you will laugh about this
I am back in Chad

William: i believe it is a bad expiernce i ever had in life

me: A peaceful place

William: i see

me: Fiona is back in Maiduguri
She had some visa issues
So she had to come bak here for a couple of days

William: i see

me: Fiona says she has tried to call
Why did you not answer your phone

William: when?
the only call i had from her was last 3 days
i never heard from her again
her phone is on voice mail anytime i called
i don't know what to do
i want to come there and see her and the baby but i cannot travel by road again to Maiduguri

me: What do you mean you don't know what to do?
How about get on a plane and head to Ndjamena
We can bring her from Maiduguri and get her here
You can join our ranks as a minister

William: Rev,i don't have money for flight.if would have come there tomorrow if i have it

me: Can't you borrow it

William: i even borrowed money before traveling to Nigeria and have not paid them yet
who will borrow me again?

me: You have this Rev's word that you will be paid a salary once you get to Chad
We can put you on staff
Fiona pleaded with me
She said she can be a Rev's wife
That is her calling

William: Rev,i will never lie to man of God like u.I am in dept believe me
me: I understand
But if you were a man of faith like you claim, you would see this as a faith building exercise

William: no one would lend me money here cos they said i lied to them

me: Not an obstruction
You did not lie
You can borrow money I am sure
We can pay you a salary as a minister
$3,000 per month
I know that is not much
But it is something

William: i have faith ever since my dad passed away but for this,no way

me: So, are you not a man of faith?
I don't understand

William: God knows
i am but disgrace is something everyone likes to avoid

me: What do you mean?

William: i am in debt here Rev, and i need to settle it before they can borrow it to me

me: No
Just get here
Once you arrive, everything will be fine

William: i don't know how i can get there Rev
i don't know how
i'm sorry

me: There is a way
Somehow

William: i really want to

me: Don't you have something to sell?
If you would have just traveled to Chad originally

William: never

me: This whole thing would be fixes
fixed

William: i will never do that even if i have something
i forbid that

me: Why?
Didn't the desciples sell all they had?

William: thus in the olden days
i don't have it now

me: What do you mean, the olden days?
Are you saying that is irrelevant for today?

(THIS IS WHERE IT GETS MEAN AND OFFENSIVE)

William: how do u expect me to sell my things and just travel to Ndjamena and what will my kids do/

me: How old are your kids?
William: not that
they are 3 yrs old

me: And you are not married?

William: twins
yes
i was but not

me: You are divorced
So you have bastard children

We will take them into the folds of the TWAT

William: i lost their mother a year they were born

me: ah

William: what do u mean bastard childern?

me: So not really bastards then
Children without a married couple
But I understand the situation now

William: my kids are not bastards please

me: I understand the situation now
I just thought they were little bastages
That's all

William: even David wasn't a bastard
is there a bastard in this world?

me: Yes
There are many bastards

William: what do u mean?

me: But that does not mean we love them any less

William: who is a bastard?

me: Fiona's kid
But it is not her fault
You will be the father
ah

William: if there is a bastard,then why God made David a king?

me: Didn't David also have a bastard son with Bathsheeba?
That was very ill
A child nonetheless
I don't mind if they are bastards

William: for what i believe in as a christain,there is NO so called bastard on earth

me: Okay
We love the little bastards
We don't consider it negative

William: good

me: I mean, Fiona could have given that bastard up for adoption
But she isn't
She will love that bastard forever
Along with you as the father

William: cos i asked her not to

me: Yes
Very good
You love the bastard too
Three bastard children

All loved by their family and church

William: why do u call her a bastard?

me: Because the dad is missing
That's just what we call it here

William: God have mercy

me: Is that a negative thing?
Why are you so upset
I don't understand

William: i'm not Rev
i just don't like that word
thats all

me: Okay
Tell me about your wife
How did she die?


William: it's a long story

me: In child birth?
I want to hear

William: she fell ill and died

me: She wasn't murdered was she?
ah
Poisoned?


William: no
lol

me: hahahahha
yeah
funny


William: hell no

William: the orthorpsy report said ACCUTE SEVERE HYPITENSON

me: What is that
Sounds made up to me


William: ME TOO

me: The doctors probably screwed up and just gave it some stupid name

William: i think so too

me: They probably caused her death

William: only God knows
i'm just a human

me: Yeah
same here
Is she in heaven or hell?

William: and if they caused it,they will surely be judged
heaven ofcourse
can u do me a favour?

me: What

William: can you please borrow me the money so i will pay later?

me: No

William: ok

me: We have already spent so much

William: thank u

me: I wish I could
Understand Willy
I want to

William: i do

me: But we bent more rules by doing what we did

William: it's ok
i understand

me: Thanks

William: u welcome

me: I promise, on your dead wife's soul, that if you get here, you will be taken care of

William: please dont do that again
it's hurt my heart so much
please
her soul is in heaven now and please don't swear by her


me: What

William: please

me: Ah
sorry

William: it ok

me: She is probably doing alright

William: tell Fiona i miss her and still remember her and the baby in prayers

me: Probably the belle of the ball in heaven

William: how is ur family doing?

me: My family is well
All alive, so I cannot complain
hehe


William: i see
what the name of your head pastor?

me: William Phystme

William: the founder
i see
a white?

me: Yes
of course he is white

William: hmm?

me: wait
do you mean african aamerican?
or white as in pure?

William: how many pastor do ur church got

me: Do you mean is he a black man?
Or his white, as in pure

William: white man

me: hahahaha
no
I misunderstood you
I thought, what a silly question
of course he is white

William: really?
me: I meant pure white
He is a black man though
He has a mustache
and big hair
hehe

William: which is correct now,white man or a black man?

me: A black man
with a white, pure heart

William: so u mean blacks don't have a pure heart?

me: No
Why aer you asking me these things

William: lol
sorry

me: To answer your other question, we have many pastors
There are six main ones, on the board
William, Kuhm, Mike, Robert, Zeid and me

William: i see
good to know
when was the church established?

me: are you there?
1966
Phystme is the leader

William: i see

me: Being an African American, that is why his heart is for the AFrican people
Sorry, my connection keeps stalling

William: how can i become a member if i want to
or a pastor

me: Well, you would have to fill out the forms
You already have a good reference in Fiona
And I like you

William: thanks

me: Do you want me to send you a set of forms?
You can fill them out

William: now that i can't meet you guy there,maybe someday

me: This is really something we need to do if you are going to come to Chad
I think you can meet us
You just need to try

William: i don't have the means again after i spent lot of money traveling by land to Maiduguri

me: How much did you spend?

William: God i would if i have the means
a lot
no one would pay for me so i have to keep it to my self and God
lol

me: You can tell me
How much did it cost

William: it ok sir
more than 1500 Cedis

me: How much is that in dollars?

William: almost $1700

me: whoa
that is a lot

William: yes

me: That's almost a week's salary for me
wow
well, about three days

William: thus traveling by land alone

me: well, about three days

William: i spent almost $550 on hotel

me: man
that's a lot
Are you sure that there is no way you can get to Chad

William: does ur church have a web site address?
yes sir
i'm serious
how can i lie to a man of God
?
thus the last thing i will do on earth to lie to a man of God

me: http://www.websourceserver.com/TWAT/

William: thanks

me: Do you have your own computer?

William: i really wanna come if i can get a help

me: Or use a cafe

William: a cafe
wow
u have a nice church

me: Thank you
It is a good church

William: i can see
is that the forms?

me: I just sent the forms
Yes

William: oh ok
how do i send it if i finish filling it?
u there?

me: yes
Scan it in and email it
to me
Are you looking at the forms now?

William: it's loading

me: the password is CDXIX

William: ok

me: have a look at it

William: ok
it's not opening

me: Hmmmm

William: it contains errors

me: Do you have adobe reader on your machine?

William: i think no

me: I am sending them as jpgs

William: ok

me: Did you get them?

William: not yet
no
it will come since u sent them

me: Yeah

William: i have to get going now.i will send them as soon as i fill them

me: There are 11 attachments I think
Okay
Listen, Willy
See what you can do about getting to Chad

William: ok

me: Honestly
I understand it seems difficult
But talk to friends and family
I think you can do it

William: its very very difficult

me: I understand

William: they are they very once who borrowed it to me to come there and returned empty

me: But you are resourceful
Where do your kids stay when you leave?

William: with their grandmother
they don't stay with me,they always come on weekends

me: Why don't they stay with you?

William: cos i don't have the resources now to cater for them and they re too young to be with me since i don't have a woman in my life now
You can fill them out

William: cos i don't have the resources now to cater for them and they are too young to be with me since i don't have a woman in my life now

me: ah
well, Fiona can replace your dead wife
She will be good

William: God help us to meet then

me: Yeah
She is nice
And pretty

William: thx

me: You'll forget about that old wife of yours in no time

William: ok

me: She will satisfy your sexual needs too
I know you must be horny


William: lol

me: I'm horny from just being in Chad
Not seeing my wife
Fiona is starting to look pretty good
Hehe

William: i see

me: I have to wank a time or two to keep the pipes clean, if you know what I mean

William: thank u for talking to me Rev Dover
talk to morrow

me: no problem

William: good
tell her i love her
it' unfortunate that i can't come over there now due to lack of resources

me: You can come
If you try

William: i have tried before and i don't think this will work without a help

me: Just ask all you know
I think you can do it

William: thus what i did be4
and nothing came out of it

me: Well
That's your fault
You missed us just by one day
What a shame
ONE DAY

William: u call it a day but u don't have an idea what i went tru in a strange land full of mosquitoes

William: u didn't went tru what happend to me there
ok
me too
have a good day
bye

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 3:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Wait a minute. He spent $550 on hotels, yet he had to sleep outside with the skeeters? Something don't add up here.

And yes, that was cruel. Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 6:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I think the cruelest part was where Dover complained that he had to go 3 hours without eating. And Willie just ignored it, but I bet he saw it and gritted his teeth.

Interesting that he spells mosquitoes correctly every time. They must use that word a lot in that area.

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William: for what i believe in as a christain,there is NO so called bastard on earth

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 11:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Classic chat here;

Quote:
William: can u do me a favour?

me: What

William: can you please borrow me the money so i will pay later?

me: No

William: ok
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 1:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yeah. Very blunt innit? Laughing

I have not received any email from him over the weekend. He's probably going to be too hurt to write back, worrying about his dead wife and bastard children.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 1:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You really are a piece of work JoJo, and I mean that in the best possible way.... Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 8:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Simba, Jojo is a blunt bastard, he is! Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 11:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He really does have his kids on the weekends and seldom comes to the cafe. I'm talking about willy, but as far as I know, jojo doesn't bait on weekends either.

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i was ashamed this money money was not in the system when we got there to cash it,it made me and my family lawyer look like little children Godwin

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 12:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
How are you and my girl doing? It unfortunate am not there by your side but as you can see,it wasn't my fault cos i did everything possible to meet and be there for you.Right now i wish i can be with you and hold my dear girl in my arms.
I want you to know i still love you no matter what and will be there for you. I can come back if you really tell me the truth of where you are and how i can get to you.Not by road again but by air. Am seriously ill and i need to see a doctor.
I ,miss your voice though.


I've been too busy in RL to tend to willy but it's nice to know he is still there.

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i was ashamed this money money was not in the system when we got there to cash it,it made me and my family lawyer look like little children Godwin

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 1:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It´s perfectly sensible, she has a new born child. It´s also good that lad seems to have a bad conscience, too; however, the sentence "I did everything I could to meet you" does sound true Smile

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 4:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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I can come back if you really tell me the truth of where you are and how i can get to you.Not by road again but by air. Am seriously ill and i need to see a doctor.
I ,miss your voice though.


These lines say a lot.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 4:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Anita is chatting with Willy now... he is a dirty boy.

I have a GOOD plan for this, but I have to run it by RS.

EDIT: Here is the chat. It is NSFW!!! It is rude, disgusting and mean. Don't say I did not warn you. Remember, Anita is only 16! This guy is a scammer and a pedophile.

Quote:
me: hi!
William: Rev Ben?
how are u doing?
me: I am well
How are you?
this is not ben though
this is anita silly
William: i i see
i'm fine
long time
hope everything is well?
me: how r u?
I saw ur kids pics
they are cute!!!!
2 cute 4 wordz
LOL!!!!!
u r really hot
William: thank u
like urs too
it's for Ben
me: u wanna see some sexy ones of me?
William: ok
ben asked to send them to him
u busy?
me: i just sent u some pics
William: i didn't recieved them yet
me: how about now
William: wow
is that u Anita?
me: yeah
William: i feel like flying to u right now
me: lol!
u could teach me some things
William: u making me horny
yes
lol
wow
what a cute baby
me: thanks
i am young, so I would need soeone to teach me
William: i can teach u if u want
i wish u are near here
u are far from me u know
me: yeah
a long ways

William: ya
come u come here?
me: I just sent u another picture
maybe I can come here
can u com in me?
hahahahaha
William: how?
me: if i came over there
what would u do with me
William: wow
u don't have to ask me that?u already know what will happen
lol
my goodness,is that you?
me: yes
that is me
William: hmmmm
me: u like it?
William: have u ever showed those pics to someone be4?
ya i do
me: no
those r 4 u
William: u sure?
me: my girfriends and i were being funny
William: thnx
me: i showed some like that to an old boyfriend
but not those
William: i see
how u heard from Ben?
me: no
he is in chad I think
William: what abt Fiona?
me: i heard she was in nigeria
after she had her baby
but I do not know
William: i don't believe it
me: r u calling me a liar
William: i was in nigeria for 10 good days without meeting anybody there
no no

me: they had to go 2 chad fr her visa or something
William: how can i cll u a liar?
me: but i am not a liar
ben isnt either
William: i know but i was in nigeria for 10 good days
i never met anyone of them there

u busy?
me: i dont know what to say
i know ben went there
he waited for u
but he says u never showed up
he was upset
William: i left there before he came
they told me there were in Maiduguri and i went there
me: yes
that is where he went
William: i was there for 2 days and was bitting by mosquitoes and had to leave there and come back to Ghana
me: hahahahah
mosquitos
lol!
that's funny
William: yes
what?
do u know how dangerous they are?

me: mosquitos?
r u a whimp?

William: what
me: y r mosquitos dangerous?
they are so little
William: do u know what?
i wish u can come here to Ghana
me: i wish too
William: u so sexy and i will make feel like a woman
me: wow
i saw ur kids
they are cute
William: what is stopping u?
ya
me: i dont have money
William: they are twins
me: i am young
u have no wife right
William: i know
yes
i can give u twins if u want to
lol
me: hahahaha
okay
i luv kids
William: thnx
i will tell them u said u like them
me: thanks
William: u welcome
me: what does ur old wife look like
r u divorced?
could we do a 3-some?

William: no
widower
me: oh
William: i am a widower
me: i guess we cant do a three way
too bad

i have always wanted to
William: why?
me: that is so hot
imagine another woman
you, me and your dead wife

well
not her bones
but if she was alive

William: hahahaha
me: yeah
hahahaha
not her bones
lol!
ur bone will be the only one there
William: she will never love to share her man with another woman
me: ah
is she ugly?
or was she
I am sure she looks bad now
lol!
William: no
she was sexy n hot
me: how long ago did she die
William: very sweet n lovely
she is resting in peace
a year n half

me: oh
we cant dig her up then
just kidding
thats 2 gross

William: i know
i like u
me: i like u
if i came to ghana, could u pick me up at the airport
William: why not
i will even tour with u
me: u will show me the place
William: i will show u a lot of lovely places here in Ghana
me: our church has a private plane
maybe i can convince them to take me
William: really?
me: i dont know
William: that will be lovely
me: maybe
u will have sex?
William: but please don't let rev Ben to know abt us nor Fiona
me: i know
i could get in trouble
William: wow
is that what u want from me?
me: i want you
in me

William: is that all
me: what do u mean?
William: is that all u want from me?
me being in u?
me: and showing me around
i want to have sex though
William: lol
i see
i got a big black dick
me: really?
how big
William: is that what u looking for?>
me: do u have pics
yes
i would love that in me
William: no
really?
i wish u can see me in cam now
do u have id at yahoo?
me: no
no yahoo
we use gmail at the church
William: what is ur e mail?
me: [email protected]
i can chat there
if we want 2 chat dirty

William: no dirty talks pls
u so sweet n lovely
i respect u a lot
Rolling Eyes
me: ok
but i want 2 be a dirty girl
i want to do all kinds of sex
William: why?
i thought u want me alone
me: i like ur black dick
i do want u alone
but i want u to do things to me
William: like what?
me: anal sex
William: wow
me: do u do that?
William: how long come u go?
me: what?
William: have to go now
will talk to u morrow ok
me: ok
i sent u a chat invite from my account
William: ok
thanks baby
me: ok
William: love u
me: i want to see ur pics
naked
lol!
William: who is going to take it?
me: i dont know
get ur friend to take it
William: i will try
have to go now
see u morrow ok
me: bye
William: bye


I am thinking that there could be a meet here: http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1202020#1202020

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 7:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Didn't he just say in a previous chat his wife died three years ago in childbirth? I love how he doesn't want Fiona or the rev to know about them.

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i was ashamed this money money was not in the system when we got there to cash it,it made me and my family lawyer look like little children Godwin

'because no one want your progress not every one want your goat to give birth to twins as the man who see tomorrow told me when i visit him in the shrine Godwin

i was rubbed by rubber last friday, they collectted all my money and my phones.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 10:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sooner or later Fiona is going to find out about Willy and Anita.

Waiting for the sparks ...

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 10:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This could develop into a meanie-ful relationship! Laughing

sorry...

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 11:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ooh, there's gonna be a catfight between Fiona and Anita I just know it! boxer

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 12:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I wonder if the good Rev knows that Anita is using his accounts for such sinful purposes?

Too bad you can't get Willy to the States. I'm sure Chris Hanson would like to have a few words with him.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 12:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

He said for Anita not to tell Fiona or the rev, he didn't say anything about Aunt Mary. Wink

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I don't need you alone for sex. w1l13

i was ashamed this money money was not in the system when we got there to cash it,it made me and my family lawyer look like little children Godwin

'because no one want your progress not every one want your goat to give birth to twins as the man who see tomorrow told me when i visit him in the shrine Godwin

i was rubbed by rubber last friday, they collectted all my money and my phones.
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