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Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 4:22 pm

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Why did you do this to me? WHY?

Um, you wouldn't believe us if we told you. Laughing

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 4:59 pm

Malaria...the gift that keeps on giving. Cool

Great bait, mentor! clapping

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

I haven't lost the lad. I think he will eventually forgive Fiona even thought he's pretty angry at her right now. Aunt Mary brings Willy's rival, Marshall, from Nigeria into the picture.

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Willy: how are u Aunty
Aunt mary: Hello? Did you see Fiona yet?
Willy: no she lied to me
Aunt mary: The reverend said she is in Maiduguri, that is in Nigeria.
Aunt mary: She would never lie to you.
Willy: IT A FAT LIE AUNTY
Willy: IT IS A BIG LIES
Willy: I WAS THERE AND I NEARLY DIED THERE
Aunt mary: Why do you say such a thing?
Willy: FIONA WASN'T THERE IN MAIDUGURI
Aunt mary: What do you mean that you nearly died?
Willy: you don't have an idea what i went through there
Willy: ask Fiona and she will tell u
Aunt mary: Tell me about it hon.
Willy: she lied to me to risk my life from Ghana to Lagos and from Lagos to Abuja and from Abuja to Maiduguri releasing she lied to me she was there but not
Aunt mary: Honey, she was there. Your baby was born there.
Willy: why do u still believe she was there?
Willy: i was there and she wasn't
Aunt mary: Your baby was born there. Didn't you get the email from the reverend?
Willy: it's a lies
Willy: big lies
Aunt mary: Are you saying that the Reverend lied to you? God forgive you for that.
Willy: do u know what fiona told me when i was in Maiduguri?
Aunt mary: No.
Willy: both him and fiona
Aunt mary: What?
Willy: forgive them too for lying to me
Aunt mary: Honey, I think it is a misunderstanding.
Willy: why do they lied to me they were in Abuja at first and secondly they said they are in Maiduguri but its all appears to be lies
Willy: what do u mean?
Aunt mary: They were in Abuja, but Fiona had to go to the hospital in Maduguri.
Aunt mary: Then there were problems with some of the visas and they had to go to Chad for two days only.
Willy: hahahahaha
Willy: fat lies
Willy: they don't even know where Abuja is
Willy: IT'S ALL LIES AUNTY
Aunt mary: Why are you saying this? Who is telling you these terrible things?
Willy: u don't have an idea with what i went true there
Aunt mary: Tell me, please. Tell me what happaned,
Willy: it's a long story
Aunt mary: I am listening.
Willy: the whole thing to meet them in Abuja and Maiduguri is a lie
Aunt mary: No, Fiona is heartbroken.
Willy: i don't believe she did that to me
Aunt mary: William, Fiona did not do anything to you.
Aunt mary: You missed Fiona by one day only. She was calling both of your phones and could not reach you.
Aunt mary: I have thought of a solution.
Willy: what is it Aunty?
Aunt mary: Marshall is in Nigeria. Marshall can bring Fiona to you.
Willy: never
Willy: he can't
Aunt mary: Why not, it's the perfect solution.
Willy: don't mention his name ever
Willy: NO
Aunt mary: You and Fiona have to be together. You have to be a father to Elizabeth.
Willy: she can meet me if she want
Aunt mary: It's the only way.
Willy: i said no
Aunt mary: Why not?
Willy: how do u expect him to bring me fiona?
Aunt mary: He lives in Nigeria. It's a perfect idea.
Willy: i said no
Aunt mary: If you are not going to go to her, what else is there to do?
Willy: she knows what to do
Aunt mary: William, stop acting like a child. Fiona just gave birth and you were not with her. Do you know how she feels right now?
Willy: and do u know what am going through right now?
Aunt mary: No, because you will not tell me.
Aunt mary: Tell me what you are going through.
Willy: i am suffering from a severe malaria
Willy: cos of fiona
Willy: ok
Aunt mary: You poor thing, you have malaria?
Willy: yes i was bitten by mosquitoes
Willy: in Maiduguri
Aunt mary: You poor thing.
Aunt mary: I hope you got to see some sights on your trip.
Willy: i was in the hospital today to treat it
Aunt mary: Did you get it treated?
Willy: i was given medication
Aunt mary: That's good.
Aunt mary: So how was your trip? Had you been to those places before?
Willy: no
Aunt mary: What new sights did you see?
Willy: with what God gave me
Aunt mary: What does that mean?
Willy: what do u mena?
Willy: by What new sights did you see?
Aunt mary: On your trip, what did you see that you have not seen before.
Willy: the terrible journey
Aunt mary: Why?
Willy: thus the longest journey i ever travelled on
Aunt mary: How long was it?
Willy: very long
Aunt mary: How many miles?
Willy: more than 5000 by land (I think he is exaggerating a bit.)
Aunt mary: Wow, that is far.
Aunt mary: What did you see?
Willy: have to go now
Willy: talk to u morrow
Aunt mary: All right, I will get to work on Marshall.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Redshoes, that is hilarious. As usual, very nicely done! clapping

He does seem to get rather defensive when you talk about Marshall, doesn't he? Very Happy

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:52 pm

Sometimes it's the simple things we say or do...

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the terrible journey

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

Audio, with willy, I couldn't get him as wound up as he was the first call that didn't record. Click here to listen to Icouldhavedied

Bless Willy, he has brought another person in to help him with his scam and once again the other person does not have the story straight. The best part is that after his trip Willy still believes Fiona exists, she just lied about where she was. He is convinced she was in Chad the entire time.

I added some spaces for easier reading because this was one big long paragraph.

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Hello Fiona,
This is Williams little brother Richard.I guess we have spoken yesterday.And for that matter I hope you will know me by now.
Yes like I have told you yesterday,William came home from Maiduguri in Nigeria the monday dawn.In fact I myself I was surprise to have seen William returning from Nigeria there to Ghana so soon.Cause i know he was going to spend for about a month there with you together with your auntie Mary.Ah what can I say?There is nothing I can say or ask him but to welcome him back home.

Me myself and him could not sleep the next hour but to talk about his journey.It is at that night that my brother revealed the hidden secret about how you plotted the whole trip.To my surprise he told me you were in Chad all this while whiles lying to him you were at Maiduguri in Nigeria.I couldn't believe it but since I am hearing it from the horse own mouth I've gat to believe it.So I believed the whole story.

Do you know the most shocking part of the issue?No I guess you don't.He said he spent couple of nights sleeping at where the abundoned patients sleep.Patients with different kind of sicknesses.I myself I became very much angry wtih you.But what can I do I intend calming him down.Do you know William is now using my cellphone? He is using my phone cause he sold his phone in order to get back to Ghana.And also by getting contaminated by those sick patients he caught cold and malaria and has to see a docter for treatment.

See Fiona, William is sick on a sick bed right now and how to pay for his hospital bills are the exact thing we are thinking of right now as I speak to you.Even if he had brought his cell phone,I would personally have sold it to pay for his bills.Like I told you William will come back to you if only he can get access to any money or whether you send him some money to board a plane to chad directly and for that I myself will accompany him there.Please am begging you for the sake of your his little daugther he need to see you less you will feel very abundoned.Before I forget I wanna know when you are leaving the country to U.S.A. Mail me back the answer .I will be hopeful.

Thanx

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 12:38 am

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William is sick on a sick bed right now and how to pay for his hospital bills are the exact thing we are thinking of right now

Music to my ears. Very Happy

The lad traveled through hell, spent all his money, and got sick. I'd call that a hugely successful safari. Congratulations, RS! bow_down

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

Thanks Juan, but Willy is not lying in a sick bed. Willy is already back in the cafe scamming. The brother is attempting to make Fiona feel guilty and get money for Willy's medical bills.

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 1:52 am

I thought I was suffering from a severe malaria once... turns out I was just bored. Poor, poor Willy. So heartbroken. I'm guessing he's never lied to anyone in his life and would never deserve such treatment. Laughing

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 3:22 am

Great chat, RS. You really get this guy riled up. I really love the Aunt Mary character. She has absolutely know tact, and she's a total blabbermouth. That was a perfect safari (outside of not getting him stranded in Chad), as he's still deeply in this bait.

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

Tomorrow I will post the chat with Marshall. We might have another lad on the go. Maybe not he asks much better questions than willy ever did.

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 6:15 am

Amazing

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 6:16 am

He's got question? We've got answers. Wink

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 8:07 am

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sleeping at where the abundoned patients sleep.Patients with different kind of sicknesses

I dread to think what this place could be..... !!!!

@RS - Great job in broadening this young man's horizons ......... Laughing

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 8:58 am

^
Any nice leper colonies left in that part of the world? Razz

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 9:19 am

Great baiting skills. Thumbs up

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 9:26 am

He is a bit quiet in the phone call but I love the bit of him having slept in a room with "abandonned patients", I bet he had other ideas of how a love trip could have ended Laughing

Punish him! Punish him! Punish him! Twisted Evil

for all that´s worth on 419Eater! My, I hate this scumbag! Evil or Very Mad

redshoes17 wrote:

Willy is already back in the cafe scamming.

Yes, he is. After a 6 weeks´ break he said hi to his other flesh on the market Rolling Eyes

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LAD(19.06.2008 17:23:20): why did u signed off?
LAD (31.07.2008 00:33:17): very long time
LAD (31.07.2008 00:33:34): how are u doing?

So he is back to usual business? (Not that I would have expected him being through with romance scamming...)

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 12:23 pm

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Sorry i couldn't meet you as you said.I wasn't able to visit the net the whole of this week.Cos i didn't get access to the net.
Well,i'm now in Ghana and we can talk tomorrow at 3:00pm Ghana time

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

Willy has now brought his friend Chris into the picture.

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In fact, I am highly disappointed in you.I quite remember that I told you that this guy william has never travelled before so make sure that you put all the necessary arrangement in place to meet him and you responded positively.And william has been in Nigeria for a solid week with no money,shelter and exposed to all kinds of danger.As i write this mail, he is seriously sick and needs money to go to the clinic.I will be happy if you can send him money as soon as possible to enable him seek medical treatment.

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 1:30 pm

I'm sure you will be more than happy to send him money, he will only have to pick it up at WU Twisted Evil

Good to hear he's still around... give him a few days to recover and he'll be ready for another round!
great bait Thumbs up

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

Thanks for all of the comments everyone. This has been a fun bait.

This is a chat with Fiona's former fiancee. He simply asks for too many details I never bothered to make up for Willy. He has called it quits with Fiona many times but he can't resist the urge to keep coming back to see what her latest adventures are. Fiona is too stubborn for his taste, but at times he attempts to romance her again by telling her that he finds her stubbornness very sexy.

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marsh: Heard u're a mother now. Congratulations.
F: Thank you.
marsh: U're welcome
F: It's not been easy. willy was supposed to meet me.
marsh: I can only imagine
F: My heart is breaking.
marsh: Thot he was there already
marsh: breaking?
marsh: u better not be breaking anything right now, there's a new child dependinmg on u
F: The last time we heard from William he was in Abuja.
marsh: haven't u called him?
F: His phone number wasn't going. Today, I got an email from him.
marsh: keep trying
F: He said he sold his phone and is back in Accra.
marsh: and?
F: Well, he didn't come.
marsh: that doesn't make any sense
F: I cannot leave the church group.
F: What doesn't make sense?
marsh: he went to abuja to sell his phone?
F: He said he was out of money, he used the money to return to Accra.
marsh: I see, some guy
marsh: thot he might use the money to find his child
F: You would think so.
F: He said I should come there but I cannot unless I have an escort.
marsh: u mean u're actually concidering going to see him?
F: I came all this way. This baby needs a daddy, he's been with me the whole time.
marsh: for him?
F: There is no one else I have been talking to all these months.
marsh: who's been with u?
F: Aunt Mary, but she cannot be the father.
marsh: u just said he's been with u the whole time
marsh: yet he had to sell his phone cos he needed transportation to ghana.
F: not physically, but he's been there for me emotionally
marsh: what was he here for in the first place?
marsh: I see
marsh: does he have ur phone number?
marsh: u do have a phone, don't u?
F: yes, but it is not working well here. we were going to get married
F: what am i going to do but go to accra, but i cannot
marsh: u sound pretty confused to me lady
marsh: can I ask a Q?
F: yes
marsh: y did u ask me to come meet u in chad if u're so emotionally attached to this guy?
F: because i cannot leave the church group without an escort
marsh: u wanted to use me as an escort?
F: I am asking you to help a lady in distress
marsh: where r u?
F: I am in Ndjmena
marsh: where's that?
F: in Chad
marsh: thot u were in Nigeria
marsh: maiduguri
F: I was, but some of the group had a visa problem
F: we had to come back to chad for a couple of days.
F: We are going back to Maiduguri
marsh: and u're going back to maiduguri?
F: ^^^
marsh: for what?
F: for the baby
marsh: ur baby isn't a week old yet
F: yes
marsh: and u're taking her from country to country
F: i know that
marsh: by road!
F: I had to, i begged to stay but they wouldn't allow it
marsh: who wouldn't allow it?
marsh: I should come there and whoop someones ass
F: the church, they have very strict rules
marsh: who'd let u travel like that?
F: We don't go by road.
marsh: strict rules?!
F: The church has the plane
marsh: I see
F: whoop someone's ass?
marsh: yes
F: will you consider this?
marsh: escorting u?
F: yes
F: I would compensate you of course
marsh: tell me y u don't get willy to do it and then u compensate him
marsh: how the hell can u go looking for a guy who dumped u and his new born child?
F: I'll accept that as a no, ok.
F: bye
marsh: it's amazing that being a new mother hasn't done any good to your temper
marsh: u really should try and relax
marsh: maybe u should think bout this guy properly
marsh: or maybe u should think bout what u're telling me bout this guy properly
marsh: it really doesn't make any sense
marsh: think bou it
marsh: if u really need me there u can call me
marsh: live a message if I'm not home
marsh: 2341819xxxx
marsh: I'm by the phone now
marsh: u better keep ur hardheadedness in a bag or something for the sake of that child

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 8:14 pm

^^redshoes, I love marshall's last line there! haha! Laughing

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

Aunt Mary slaps willy around a little. He is a little annoyed.

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Willy: hello
Aunt mary: Hello.
Willy: how are u doing?
Aunt mary: How are you feeling?
Willy: little bit bad
Willy: did u heard from Fiona?
Willy: and the baby?
Aunt mary: Yes.
Willy: how are they?
Aunt mary: Well, the baby is a little jaundiced.
Aunt mary: She has all of her fingers and toes.
Willy: thank God
Aunt mary: Fiona is exhausted of course.
Willy: how?
Aunt mary: She gave birth, it was a difficult labor, and you were not there.
Willy: what do u mean i was not there
Willy: do u have an idea the kind of danger i went through in search of her in Nigeria?
Aunt mary: Tell me about it.
Willy: i did my best and it all her fault by lying to me
Aunt mary: Honey, it was a misunderstanding.
Aunt mary: She didn't lie to you.
Willy: misunderstanding of what?
Aunt mary: Tell me about the danger you were in.
Aunt mary: Are you sure you are not over reacting a bit?
Willy: no Aunty
Willy: why would i?
Aunt mary: Because you are not telling me what danger you were in.
Willy: i just feel like not telling u cos it's was disgusting
Willy: i went through hell there
Willy: it was a hell out there ok
Aunt mary: What do you mean it was disgusting?
Willy: have ever travel to Nigeria before?
Aunt mary: No, I never have.
Aunt mary: What was it like?
Willy: u need to travel there and see for your self specially that horrible place called Maiduguri
Aunt mary: What is so horrible about Maiduguri?
Willy: when are they returning?
Aunt mary: I don't know, she was hoping you would come back.
Willy: i can only go back by air
Aunt mary: I talked to Marshall today, he was shocked that you would abandon your wife and new born child like that.
Willy: without flight hell no
Willy: DON'T EVER MENTION THAT NAME TO ME EVER AGAIN PLEASE
Aunt mary: He said he would take better care of her than that.
Willy: I TOLD YOU I DON'T WANNA HEAR THAT NAME EVER
Aunt mary: What are we going to do?
Willy: YOU CAN CONTINUE TO DO WHATEVER YOU WANT WITH HIM BUT I DON'T EVER WANNA HEAR THAT NAME IN MY LIFE
Aunt mary: What did he do to you?
Willy: HE SHOULD GO TO HELL FOR WHAT I CARE
Aunt mary: What did he do to you?
Willy: ARE U PREFERING HIM TO GO FOR FIONA RIGHT?
Willy: IS THAT WHAT U WANT?
Willy: IS THAT YOUR PLAN?
Willy: I SEE
Aunt mary: No, I do not prefer him.
Aunt mary: He will bring her to you. It's a perfect plan.
Willy: WHAT DO U MEAN HE WILL BRING HER TO ME?
Aunt mary: He will bring her to you in Ghana.
Willy: WHAT DO U MEAN BY THAT
Willy: DID I ASKED ANYONE TO HELP ME BRING FIONA TO GHANA?
Willy: DID I SAID I NEED HIS HELP?
Willy: I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU AUNT
Aunt mary: Clearly you couldn't reach her, so Marshall will bring her to you.
Willy: WHEN I NEEDED HELP TO MEET FIONA,WERE U ABLE TO HELP ME?
Willy: I SAID NO
Willy: NO
Willy: NO
Willy: NO
Willy: HAVE TO GO NOW
Willy: BYE BYE

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 9:46 pm

Good lord those chats are funny. Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

I wonder what Willie would do if F started contemplating giving the child the middle name of "Marshall." It seems as if Marshall has done a whole lot more for F and the baby than Willie has ever done.

He seems to be pretty whimpy and whiny. Ask him if he's ever pooped a bowling ball, as that's the only way he could ever imagine the amount of pain that F went through.

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