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Vir
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 5:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Anita all but throws herself on Willy, and he tells her to wait for a man that will love her forever. Doesn't that make you feel just a little dirty, jojo? Razz

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 6:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yes, just a little. But no one is complaining.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Fiona's pictures. The lad has traveled all the way based on these pictures. This is really me wearing the gift willy sent.



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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Shocked

He sent you that? How cool!

Has he seen your beautiful face? Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ RS - Like I said before - Hotter than a stolen tamale. Wink

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Wow... he can't even see Fiona's face in those pictures. It must be true love! It couldn't possibly be the money...
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redshoes17
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Willy is still in Abuja.

Quote:
Willy: Aunt Mary?
Aunt mary: Where are you?
Willy: Abuja
Willy: did u heard from Fiona?
Aunt mary: When are you going to be with Fiona?
Aunt mary: No, I haven't. She's very busy right now, she is having a baby.
Willy: i don't know how to get there
Aunt mary: Get a map.
Willy: did she contacted you?
Willy: how did u know she is having baby now?
Aunt mary: The reverend.
Willy: i see
Willy: when did he contacted
Aunt mary: I'd say she was a little busy wouldn't you? Where in Abuju are you?
Willy: in a bus stop
Willy: i don't know where to run to
Aunt mary: What are you going to do?
Willy: i went to the GHANA EMBASSY HERE IN ABUJA and the ask me to come tomorrow so the can send me back home
Willy: i don't reallyknow what to do right now
Aunt mary: They will send you home?
Willy: no money to eat nor continue my journey to Fiona
Willy: yes
Aunt mary: How sad. I will miss you.
Willy: i will miss u too
Willy: it's very sad i can't get to Fiona
Aunt mary: Yes, it's a sad day.
Willy: from Abuja here where she is very far
Aunt mary: I cannot tell you how sorry I am that you are giving up.
Willy: why?
Aunt mary: I will miss you, I feel as if I have gotten to know you.
Aunt mary: Hello?
Willy: AUNT
Aunt mary: Yes?
Willy: i wish to see fiona
Willy: i really want to
Aunt mary: Honey, you did your best. It is not your fault that your best was not good enough.
Willy: yes Aunty

He is quiet for some time.

Aunt mary: What are you doing?
Willy: just reading world news
Aunt mary: What's new?
Willy: about the hurricane Dolly
Aunt mary: Yes, that was a big storm.
Willy: are u alright? (He thinks Aunt Mary is in Texas.)
Aunt mary: Yes, we got a little wet but we are fine.
Willy: thank God
Aunt mary: Yes, we are very thankful to God.
Aunt mary: You know there is no evlevator to success. You must take the staircase one step at a time.
Willy: i was thinking about you when i read the news
Willy: wow
Willy: that not good for you
Aunt mary: Thank you for thinking of me.
Willy: u welcome Aunty
Willy: do u thinki should go meet Fiona?
Aunt mary: Of course I do.
Aunt mary: But you said you cannot.
Willy: i don't have money
Willy: did u ask the Rev.where Fiona is?
Aunt mary: Yes, but I don't remember the name.
Aunt mary: It starts with an M
Willy: where in Maiduguri?
Aunt mary: In the hospital
Willy: the name of the hospital
Aunt mary: The University Hospital.
Willy: is that the name?
Aunt mary: I think so.
Willy: ok
Willy: i will try and see if i can get someone to buy my fon
Willy: then i can go there
Aunt mary: Really?
Willy: i will try
Aunt mary: You must do it at once.
Willy: if i get there,who will pay for my fare to come back?
Aunt mary: Fiona will of course.
Willy: i don't believe it
Aunt mary: What do you mean you don't believe it.
Willy: why couldn't sent me here?
Willy: when i need it
Aunt mary: I don't understand you. You said you were going to her.


Then he was gone. It will be his second night sleeping at the bus stop.

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i was ashamed this money money was not in the system when we got there to cash it,it made me and my family lawyer look like little children Godwin

'because no one want your progress not every one want your goat to give birth to twins as the man who see tomorrow told me when i visit him in the shrine Godwin

i was rubbed by rubber last friday, they collectted all my money and my phones.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
It will be his second night sleeping at the bus stop.


What a great sentence. Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 12:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I know it is difficult to keep track of the characters in this bait because Willy is constantly introducing new people into his altered reality. One of the folks back home has told Aunt Mary that Willy has money and that Willy is returning to Ghana on Friday.

I have reason to believe that Willy is thinking seriously of pushing on to Fiona. He's so close now. The Reverend is supposed to talk to him tomorrow before he goes back to Accra. Willy has something he wants to talk about.

Don't let Jojo forget to talk to him.

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i was ashamed this money money was not in the system when we got there to cash it,it made me and my family lawyer look like little children Godwin

'because no one want your progress not every one want your goat to give birth to twins as the man who see tomorrow told me when i visit him in the shrine Godwin

i was rubbed by rubber last friday, they collectted all my money and my phones.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 11:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

It is obvious that David is unhappy that willy is not answering his phone. He knows Aunt Mary blabs everything she knows and that asking her to keep something secret is a recipe for disaster.

Quote:
Aunt mary: Hello
david: hello? how u?
Aunt mary: Did Nash talk to William?
david: he is not picking the phone
Aunt mary: Maybe he needs to charge it.
david: no, he needs not
Aunt mary: How do you know that?
david: is a new sim card, he is not picking the phone when it rings
david: did u hear from fiona or the reverende?
Aunt mary: No news yet.
david: but what did the reverende said earlier on?
Aunt mary: She is in labor. She wants William.
david: so did u know i was right? i know she will surely be in labor
Aunt mary: You were right. How did you know that?
david: lol you know, am a business man therefore i think aheard of everything bcos everything that come accross my way is very important and i try my best to know the future
david: and i guess is my talent
Aunt mary: You are good at your talent.
david: so when are they coming back to the USA?
Aunt mary: I don't know, I haven't talked to them. Fiona was supposed to come back last Sunday, but she went to the hospital.
david: ok
Aunt mary: I was so worried.
david: i know
Aunt mary: I wasn't sleeping.
david: i know how u feel, but do u know what?
Aunt mary: What?
david: i was really annoid after william asked fiona not to talk to me and she really stop talking to me but william have been talking to the lady in Miami called beatrice
Aunt mary: William has been talking to Beatrice? He promised Fiona he wouldn't do that any more. What is wrong with him?

(Fiona had found out about Beatrice some time back, willy had to do some trophy pics to get back into her good graces, he is so careless.)

david: he always do even yesterday he talk to her and do call her on phone
david: he has been calling her all time even from nigeria
Aunt mary: What is he saying to her?
david: that he is on a business trip and in Abuja and the person he supposed to meet is not taking his calls and he is now stranded
david: in nigeria now but i told beatrice william is a total lyer he is supposed to meet fiona there not on business trip
Aunt mary: So why is he lying to her?
david: thats how he is
Aunt mary: This is not good. Is he asking her for money?
david: no he did not but he did not want beatrice to know that he is meeting fiona in nigeria
david: he made beatrice know that, he is in nigeria for business
Aunt mary: So does he love this Beatrice?
david: can't tell
Aunt mary: Does he love Fiona?
david: mery how can i know?
david: so how is life over there?
Aunt mary: I am going to bed now, but you have given me more to worry about.
david: u need not to ok leave that for the good Lord who fight for his people to work on it , u need to take it easy ok?
david: but u need not to tell fiona about this ok?
Aunt mary: But Fiona only wants to marry William and he is having other women. Shouldn't she know this before she marries him?
david: she has too on the other hand there will surely be a way
Aunt mary: I will pray about it as you suggest. Give it to God.
david: yes, lets leave it for God
Aunt mary: All right. Good night then.



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I don't need you alone for sex. w1l13

i was ashamed this money money was not in the system when we got there to cash it,it made me and my family lawyer look like little children Godwin

'because no one want your progress not every one want your goat to give birth to twins as the man who see tomorrow told me when i visit him in the shrine Godwin

i was rubbed by rubber last friday, they collectted all my money and my phones.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 11:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Why that no good, two timing weasel...
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 11:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
he did not but he did not want beatrice to know that he is meeting fiona in nigeria


@RS - Surely, its your responsibilty to let Beatrice know of his infidelity.
Im sure shes a very forgiving girl and will give him a warm welcome when he finally wanders home.... Laughing

EDIT - I forgot to add - Thats one seriously funky safari outfit you have there... Cool

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 2:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Aw, Willy's willing to scam other women for you, how sweet! Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 5:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Good news. He is on his way to Maiduguri. This is good for a number of reasons. First, someone from home sent him money to go back home. WELL, he used it to get to Maiduguri. Secondly, we are not in Maiduguri. We are in the United States, laughing at him. Thirdly, since he wasted the money that his friend/brother/whatever sent him to get to Maiduguri, there is a much lower chance that he will be getting MORE money from them to get back. As he goes East, the cost gets higher for returning home.

Quote:
Rev,This is not William but Richard.I guess you might by now know me.As I have introduce myself before I am Richard XXXXX the jnr Brother of William XXXXX.William has asked me to tell you he is leaving for Maiduguri these morning to see Fiona. He said he will meet you thereunder the occasion.If anything the matter you can leave a message and I will call to tell him.
Thank you
Richard XXXXX



Mod edit: removed lad's last name at request of redshoes -Ima

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 5:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^
Quote:
Secondly, we are not in Maiduguri. We are in the United States, laughing at him.


Uncontrollably here at this moment!! LOL_sign

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 5:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

So where will F be when Willie arrives? Could a medical emergency force her to be airflighted to a different hospital?

I love this bait.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 5:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Good news. He is on his way to Maiduguri. This is good for a number of reasons. First, someone from home sent him money to go back home. WELL, he used it to get to Maiduguri. Secondly, we are not in Maiduguri. We are in the United States, laughing at him. Thirdly, since he wasted the money that his friend/brother/whatever sent him to get to Maiduguri, there is a much lower chance that he will be getting MORE money from them to get back. As he goes East, the cost gets higher for returning home.


Jojo pays scant attention to details. Willy's cousin, Nash, had a business associate in Abuja meet willy to give him money to come home. I believe he was given the money during this chat.

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1191597#1191597

He is frantic during the beginnning of that chat, there was a long, long break and after that he was calmly reading world news. It was also at that point that he stopped answering calls from Nash.

I cannot believe how I have kept him on the hook with such ridiculous stories. Fiona has been pregnant over ten months. Now she has been in labor for almost a week.

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I don't need you alone for sex. w1l13

i was ashamed this money money was not in the system when we got there to cash it,it made me and my family lawyer look like little children Godwin

'because no one want your progress not every one want your goat to give birth to twins as the man who see tomorrow told me when i visit him in the shrine Godwin

i was rubbed by rubber last friday, they collectted all my money and my phones.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 5:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

redshoes17 wrote:
Jojo pays scant attention to details.


Guilty as charged. Laughing I only read the bold parts of that chat.

You'd be surprised how many times in my baits I address the lads as the wrong mugu. Ask Prof, it has happened in every single one that we ever worked on together. Somehow, my charm just makes my lads overlook any mistypes.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 6:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ That's true. I've even seen him send mail to the lads addressed to the character supposedly writing it. I remember when we first started baiting together and he did that, I got nervous we'd lose the safari. Now, I'm just used to it happening now and then, and we have never lost a lad because of it.

I don't think either of us really pay attention to the details that the lads tell us. Well, that's not entirely true. We do like listening to all of the details these lads tell us about how bad their lives suck after meeting us.

@ RS - He's totally screwed if he goes East. I love the Aunt Mary character, and how she now gets used like the media by your lads. Funny stuff.

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Safari - Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 7:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Secondly, we are not in Maiduguri. We are in the United States, laughing at him.


So good its worth quoting again..... Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

What I am finding very funny is that he absolutely refused to go to N'Djamena because it was something like 1200 miles from Accra. When he makes it to Maidugari, he will only be about 130 miles from N'Djamena.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 4:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hey mentor! Sorry I'm late making comments to this thread! What a hoot! I love the Aunt Mary character. All this reminds me of that series years ago called 'Soap'.

Also I feel responsible for putting that tune 'wheels of the bus go round and round' into your brain. If it makes you feel any better, for days afterwards I was humming 'the lads on the bus go oooo, oooo, oooo.' Laughing

Can't wait to see what happens next.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 8:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We have a HUGE problem, everyone. This just came into the Dover acct minutes ago:


Quote:
Hello Rev,
Its me again Richard.Please William said he is still at Maiduguri there.And is waiting for the direction that I have mail to tell you about.He said he is at the University Hospital at Maiduguri.And if he cannot locate Fiona today then even how to feed himself during the day might be a problem left alone to have money for transportation back to Ghana.Please Reverend we know you have done much but please we need your support quite urgent now.Please help the poor boy who had risked his life to an unknown place just in search of his beloved Fiona. Please just help my poor brother for the sake of Christ.I really miss him you know?


Awwwwwwwwww.....

How cute!

Boy, this one is royally hosed. Congrats all around! Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 8:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hope this chat is worth a double post. Sadly, he only reached Anita, who is of little help:


Quote:

William: hello Rev
thank god i have found you

me: Hi!!!!!
This is Anita
How are you??

William: anita
this is me richard

me: Is this Peter?
Oh, Richard. Smile

William: where is rev dover
?

me: How are you, love?
I missed you

William: am fine

me: Did you get the pics I sent?

William: yes

me: Did you like them?

William: but you did not send them into ma mail
yes

me: huh?

William: can you resend me into ma mail
[email protected]

me: Okay

William: that is ma real email

me: I can do that later!
What did you do today?>

William: nothing much just
that i came to send the reverend some messages
plz anita?

me: What are you wearing?
(please say nothing much again!)
lol

William: william is in Maiduguri right now but
he cannot find the exact location of fiona

me: OMG!
I forgot to tell you!!

William: that is wat i came to tell the reverend to give me

me: We got tickets to see Green Day next week!!!!
Have you ever heard them?

William: the address of fiona right
awy
no

me: Have you?
OMG!!!!

William: no

me: You HAVE to

William: please i want you to do something for me

me: My friend Vicky's dad got them

William: ok

me: He's banging this chick on the side that knows them

William: ok

me: They're like SOOOO close to the stage

William: ok

me: You have to check them out when you can
lol!

William: can you listen to me for a munite?

me: I tried to send you really sexy pics but you didn't get them Sad
That makes me so sad
I totally have a crush on you
William: don't worry
me: I was even telling Vicky
She was like OMG!!
lol!

William: with time we can see each other
lol

me: Anyway, I was just online for a few minutes
I gotta run, but I love you!
Where's Willy, anyway?

William: plz

me: Is he with his love?
lol!!

William: give me the address of fiona

me: Like they're married!
They're so cute!
Anyway, lots of love, you freakin' hunk

William: he had not seen her yet

me: I'll miss you!

William: that iis wat i was trying to tell you
me
listen to me please
anita?
william cannot find fiona in Maiduguri

me: brb

William: k
hurry
k?

me: Oh POOP!!!

William: thanx

me: I gotta run. My friend ordered extra pizza and she needs help eating it
Tell Willy I'm glad he finally made it to see her
I love you!!
Chat soon?

William: wily cannot meet fiona

me: Bummer! Sad
Let's talk tomorrow

William: he can't locate the exact place
plz
help me out

me: I will, love

William: that is why am online tday

me: But the pizza is getting cold

William: anita?

me: A girl has to have priorities!!
lol!
Okay, smooches

William: don't worry wat i need to tell you is urgent

me: Just e-mail it to me
I'll get it when I get home
Gosh my tits are big
I just noticed!
LOL!

William: can you plz give me fiona's address at the maiduguri?

me: Okay, sweet dreams, baby

William: listen
I NE3ED FINAS ADDRESS

William is offline. Messages you send will be delivered when William comes online.


Poor Willy! Sad Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 9:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

redshoes17 wrote:
Now she has been in labor for almost a week.


Never let the sun set twice on a labouring woman.

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