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PostPosted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 12:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I just sent our friend a WU Secure. Hopefully he was arrested last night and won't need it for a place to stay. Dover slept in today, so he didn't get it to him until about 1:30. That Dover.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 12:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

http://media.putfile.com/willy-not-arrested-yet

Fiona called willy. What a whiner! They won't give him food.

He's telling a different story to the folks back home.

His ex friend David chats with Aunt Mary. David is the only one that has thought to ask how pregnant Fiona is. David knows more than he is admitting to Aunt Mary.



Quote:
david: hello, do you want to talk to me?
Aunt mary: Hello.
Aunt mary: Where is Fiona?
Aunt mary: Do you know?
Aunt mary: Where is William?
david: why u asking me this?
david: william is standed in nigeria now and needs money to come back to ghana
Aunt mary: I am worried.
Aunt mary: William is what?
david: william did not see where fiona is and he has been sleeping in the car pack for almost 3days now and he needs money to come back to ghana
Aunt mary: Oh no, but where is Fiona then?
Aunt mary: Is she safe?
david: how can i know?
Aunt mary: Is William safe?
david: don't know?
Aunt mary: Did you talk to him?
david: yes
david: he called nash this afternoon that he have been sleeping in the car pack no money to sleep in hotel and he did not see fiona
Aunt mary: Oh no.
Aunt mary: I am sorry for William but where is Fiona.
david: so he called nash thet he has no money to come back to ghana
Aunt mary: Oh no.
david: when was the last time u talk to fiona?
Aunt mary: Friday.
david: and today is monday
Aunt mary: Yesterday you said they were together and having fun and forgetting all about me.
david: they did not meet yet
Aunt mary: I am worried, did William say where Fiona is?
david: ARE U READING MY WORDS?
Aunt mary: Yes,
Aunt mary: What is Nash's ID?
david: NASH KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT COMPUTER
Aunt mary: You didn't tell me about your girlfriend.
david: am not having one anymore
david: am concentrating on my business
david: i have a lot to do am no time for woman
Aunt mary: You said you were talking to a lady friend yesterday.
Aunt mary: You know you said you were talking to a lady friend, don't be shy, who is she?
david: lol
david: lol
Aunt mary: So William is just going to leave Fiona in Nigeria and go back to Ghana?
david: tell me
david: how old is the pregnancy?
Aunt mary: How old?
david: is the pregnancy?
Aunt mary: 8 months (and some weeks)
Aunt mary: It is almost time.
david: don't you think she might be in labor?
Aunt mary: Do you think so?
Aunt mary: What makes you say so?
david: thats what i think
Aunt mary: Really?
david: yes
Aunt mary: She should tell me that, don't you think?
david: i tought she might be admited in a hospital
Aunt mary: Maybe you are right.

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i was ashamed this money money was not in the system when we got there to cash it,it made me and my family lawyer look like little children Godwin

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 5:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Hello Reverend,
I saw the message you left me and have extracted the information you sent to me.All of the above is valid but am told that they can not give the money to me since the amount you sent was not specified.Please after receiving this mail from me am begging you in the name of God Almighty I want you to send me a mail telling me the exact amount you have send in order to be able to get the money to start my Journey.I am kind of in trouble if I could not start ma journey today.Fiona need me by her side before here delivery.
Thank you.
William


Ooops, I forgot the amount. Oh well. It will be one more day I guess. Laughing

Quote:
Thank you very much Rev.I am very greatful of everything.I went to the WU right now and the said i have to qoute the exact amount sent and your address,courty where the money has been sent from and your phone number.
EXACT AMOUNT,
YOUR ADDRESS,
COUNTRY WHERE THE MONEY HAS BEEN SENT FROM,
YOUR PHONE NUMBER
With that i can cash the money. Nigeria is a fraud country and they want to be sure if everything is correct before.


Who knew Nigeria was a fraud country?

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 5:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He is lying to someone. He is insisting to the folks back home that he's been sleeping in a car park. He is lying to us about the food. He told his cousin Nash, that he met some people from Ghana who have given him food.

Aunt Mary convinced David to help him. David was going to send a friend of his from Abuja over to the cafe to meet Willy. Willy didn't appreciate that and said it was a trap and he stopped chatting with Aunt Mary. He is annoyed with Aunt Mary for telling David all his business. Aunt Mary and David agree that Willy is acting like a small boy.

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i was ashamed this money money was not in the system when we got there to cash it,it made me and my family lawyer look like little children Godwin

'because no one want your progress not every one want your goat to give birth to twins as the man who see tomorrow told me when i visit him in the shrine Godwin

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 5:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A quick chat:

Quote:
William: Rev.Ben?
1:46 PM Rev.Dover
me: yes
how are you?
William: are you there?
me: yes
I am here
1:47 PM William: Thank God
thank you very much for everything you've been doing
God bless you
1:48 PM me: Yes
Sorry about the lack of information I sent you
1:49 PM I figured all you needed was the sender information
1:50 PM Are you there?
Did you see my information?
I sent you the full informatoins
William: he seems not convinced
1:51 PM i believe i will surely get it tomorrow
yes Ndjamena,Chad right/
?
1:53 PM me: Yes
Why does he not seem convinced?
William: did you put in phone number?
cause we couldn't cash the money
1:54 PM hello
are u there?
me: Yes
1:55 PM I am there
There is no phone number
I told you, I have no phone here
They told me that I could leave that blank
William: yes
ok

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 4:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Apparently WU still doesn't like my transfer. I tell him that it says it can be picked up, he says it doesn't say that on his end. Who is to blame?

Quote:
me: william?

William: Rev?
thank God u are here

me: yes

William: how are you doing?

me: What seems to be the problem?

William: they said the number does not much
it means that it's not on their system

me: It doesn't much?

William: i went to different place and they all said the same thing
yes
they can't find it on their system

me: That's weird
You can check it online, right?

William: yes
i did but same
checked it but same story
you can check it too

me: Yeah
It says ready for pickup
What do they think is the problem?

William: only God knows
i wish you can talk to them on the phone

me: I have no phone, as I said

William: i don't know why the said the number does not much

me: I don't either
They told me I might have problems transfering money to Nigeria, because it is a fraudulent nation

William: oh i see
they should have told you the right channel to do it since they know it better

me: I agree
Those idiots

William: i don't want to run away without paying my dept

me: I understand
I see he has not taken you to jail
It must not be that big of a deal

William: i run from that hotel this morning and my big is till in there

me: You ran?

William: i am now in a cafe

me: I know that

William: i don't know where to go to from here

me: I am at a loss for words
Whatever shall we do
Did you show the hotel manager the chat?

William: this is what it say when i tried to track the money on the web
W0131 We do not have an order with the provided information. Please verify your information and click Check Status.


MTCN : 5845161625
thus what was sent to me when i tracked the money right now

me: really?
remember, the name is spelled "Dober", not Dover

William: yes
you can track it if you like
Dober
i even tried Dover

me: Mine says available for pickup

William: westernunion.com

me: https://wumt.westernunion.com/asp/orderStatus.asp?country=global
Type in 5845161625
Benjamin
Dober
Transfer Status
Status : Available for pick up by receiver

Check status of another transfer
That's what I get

William: its correct here
what is wrong then?
please do me a favour pls
i am going to the WU right away and i want you to call me and give them the details please

me: I have no means of calling

William: oh my God

me: Excuse me?
Does thou takest the Lord's name in vain?

William: did you sent it to Abuja?

me: Yes
That's where you asked for it

William: no lol
yes and i'm in Abuja

me: That's where I sent it
I don't know what to tell you

William: my God

me: Again, using the Lord's name in vain
I understand you are a little stressed

William: hahaha
i don't know why i kept saying it
forgive me

me: It's good to laugh
Laughter is the best medicine
That's what my mom used to say
That's probably why my little brother died of TB

William: yes

me: If you ever get sick, just laugh!

William: oh no
i'm so sorry to here that
ok Rev
give me 20 min let me go and check it again
me: Okay
I should be around
I am still recovering from an early morning
I got up around 9:30 today

William: are u there Rev?

me: yes

William: good.can u wait for in the next 20 min?

me: Yeah
I'm just about to eat some more pizza for lunch
Are you going now?

me: Willy
Are you going to WU?

William: Rev,did they gave you a slep
no
did they gave u any reciet?

me: I don't have it with me

William: reciept?
i'm asking so we can call them from the WU

me: I don't have it

William: is it far from you?

me: I don't know where it is
I am not really an organized guy
It is probably in my pocked
pocket
In one of my jeans

William: wow
wow
ok,let go there and find out
if they can help me

me: I will see if I can find it
Go to WU
I cannot wait around here all day

William: ok,i am go there now

me: I have not been out of the building yet

William: they will close at 4:00
let me talk to you in 20 min
ok

me: I need to get SOMETHING done today

William: i am so sorry for that Rev

me: Other than eating pizza and cake
No problem
I understand what it's like

William: hahaha
thank you sir
have to go now
bye
me: bye


I was supposed to wait online... but, I didn't. So, he sent me:

Quote:
Please kindly ask them to redraw back your money because they still have problem with that same terms 'the number does not much' . Or if it can be possible,ask them to call WU and ask them to process it if they haven't or ask them why is it that they keep on saying the number does not much and they don't have it on their WU systems.
I will get back to you at 7:00pm.
Forgive me disturbing you Rev but this is something that i will never forget in my life you saving me from going to Jail and also given me food when i was hungry.
God richley bless you Sir.


To which Dover replies...

Quote:
Sorry, I fell asleep.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 4:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Willy is losing hope. This is from yesterday.


Quote:
Willy: Aunt Mary?
Aunt mary: Where have you been? I have been so worried.
Aunt mary: Where is Fiona?
Willy: i have no assess to internet here
Aunt mary: What do you mean?
Willy: you can't believe it Aunty
Aunt mary: Where is Fiona? I haven't heard from her since last week.
Willy: She is in Maiduguri
Willy: i arrived in Abuja on saturday and on my arrival,Fiona is not here
Willy: i tried to reach her but her fon was off
Willy: Rev.Dover called me late and said they were on their way to Abuja and Fiona became wick so they sent her to the hospital and the doctor said she is about to deliever
Willy: i was in a hotel since my arrival
Willy: where are you?
Willy: Aunty Mary?
Willy: have to go now
Willy: my time is up
Willy: bye

Aunt mary has a bad habit of wandering off in the middle of the chat.

Aunt mary: Hello?
Aunt mary: Are you in here? Sorry it was time for my story on the television.
Willy: why did u do that?
Aunt mary: Do what?
Willy: why did u left while we were talking and u never said good bye
Aunt mary: So sorry, it was time for my stories on television.
Aunt mary: What did Fiona say?
Willy: i said i am stranded here and they going to arrest me this evening
Aunt mary: They are going to arrest you? Why?
Willy: i have been sleeping in a hotel since i arrived here and the manager came to my room last morning telling me i have up to this evening to settle my bills or else i will have to face the law
Aunt mary: Do you want me to tell David that?
Aunt mary: I have been so frantic, he is calling Nash to get some news, right now.
Willy: why do u have to be telling him everything i told you?
Willy: why?
Aunt mary: I won't tell him if you don't want me to. I am trying to help you.
Willy: he can't help me here
Willy: he coultn't help me in Ghana why here?
Aunt mary: How can I help you?
Willy: please stop discussing isusse about me with Dave please
Willy: if only u will like to help
Aunt mary: All right but Nash told him you arrived.
Willy: where
Aunt mary: In Nigeria.
Willy: yes
Aunt mary: Did you talk to Nash?
Willy: I SAID I ARRIVED HERE ON SATURDAY
Willy: AND I HAVE NOT SEEN FIONA YET
Willy: I HAVE BEEN LODGING IN A HOTEL
Aunt mary: Where is Fiona?
Willy: I CALLED HIM TO SEND ME SOME MONEY BUT HE SAID HE IS BROKE
Willy: DID U READ MY EMAIL?
Aunt mary: What email?
Willy: i sent you email yesterday
Aunt mary: A message?
Aunt mary: What should I do?
Willy: can u send me some money here please?
Aunt mary: Yes, I would.
Aunt mary: But Fiona only left me enough money for groceries.
Willy: Fiona is in labour at another state and it far from Abuja
Aunt mary: I am trying to decide what to fix for my supper, it isn't like she left enough to buy lobster.
Willy: ok
Aunt mary: You know she stopped me from sending the money to that nice man Vincent with the motherless babies home.
Willy: have to get going now
Willy: talk to u later
Aunt mary: Fiona is in labor? How do you know that?
Willy: i was told
Aunt mary: I know what I can do, I can pray for you.
Aunt mary: What is the name of your hotel?
Willy: Park Place Hotel
Aunt mary: Where are you right now?
Willy: in Abuja at a cafe
Aunt mary: Where?
Willy: Abuja
Willy: ABUJA
Aunt mary: I am trying to send someone to you. Is there an address?
Willy: YES
Willy: ASK THE FELLOW TO COME TO CHISCO PLAZA
Willy: AND IF HE/SHE REACH THERE HE SHOULD GIVE ME A CALL
Aunt mary: How long will you stay there?
Willy: they are given me up to this evening to settle the bills
Aunt mary: How long will you be at Chisco Plaza?
Willy: Aunty,i don't know if i went there i will be arrested as the manager has said
Aunt mary: How long can you stay where you are?
Willy: 2-4 hours
Willy: who is coming?
Aunt mary: I don't know.
Willy: why u don't know
Aunt mary: Because David will not tell me.
Willy: WHY DID U TELL DAVE?
Willy: WHY
Willy: I HAVE TO GO NOW
Willy: BYE BYE
Aunt mary: He is the only one who can help you. He is sending someone to help you.
Willy: HE CAN'T
Willy: CAN'T YOU HERE ME?
Willy: HE CAN'T
Aunt mary: Honey, you need help.
Willy: ITS A TRAP
Aunt mary: A trap?
Aunt mary: What do you mean?
Willy: DAVE CAN'T HELP
Willy: HE CAN'T
Willy: WE ARE NOT TALKING
Willy: WHY DO U HAVE TO TELL HIM EVERYTHING
Aunt mary: I know, but he says this is a problem to solve, not business.
Aunt mary: Honey, what do you want me to do? I am only trying to help you.
Willy: its ok
Willy: have to go
Willy: bye bye
Aunt mary: Good bye.
Aunt mary: I am worried about you.
Willy: i can see no one can help me now
Willy: bye

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i was ashamed this money money was not in the system when we got there to cash it,it made me and my family lawyer look like little children Godwin

'because no one want your progress not every one want your goat to give birth to twins as the man who see tomorrow told me when i visit him in the shrine Godwin

i was rubbed by rubber last friday, they collectted all my money and my phones.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 5:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Reverend Dover is so insensitive. As his voice, you're giving me a bad name! Razz

Too bad Willy appears to be out of cash. Ah well, all vacations have to end sometime.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 5:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^

The beauty is, if he is out of cash, the vacation is FAR from over. I personally don't think he'll be stredded long though. I think he'll make his way back.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 5:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

David actually told Aunt Mary to forget about William. He said, "William will be fine, we must concentrate on the problem of finding Fiona". I wonder if I can get his friends from Abuja to run around looking for Fiona.

Today's chat with Aunt Mary and Willy. He was talking to Dover at the same time. He leaves without saying goodbye to Aunt Mary because Dover told him to go check WU.

Also Willy cannot control the flow of information. He doesn't want Aunt Mary telling David anything. However, Willy is calling his cousin Nash, and Nash is telling David everything. Aunt Mary is actually getting her information from David.

Quote:

Willy: how are you Aunty
Aunt mary: I am upset that you were not happy with me yesterday. I am only trying to help you.
Willy: thus not help
Willy: i told you Dave can't help me and you kept telling him about me
Aunt mary: What else can I do?
Willy: it's ok
Willy: i will sell off my cell phone and go home

nnnooooooooooooooooo

Aunt mary: You cannot go home.
Willy: My kids need me home not in this horrible country
Willy: why not?
Aunt mary: Not without Fiona. How can you leave without Fiona?
Willy: how can i go to her when i don't have money to buy ticket nor to buy food?
Aunt mary: Nash said you met some people from Ghana.
Willy: did you talked to Nash?
Aunt mary: No, Nash is talking to David and telling him what you are doing.
Willy: hahahaha
Aunt mary: What is funny?
Willy: i told Nash,i met 2 Ghanaians here who had come to Finland embassy here for interview and they bought me food
Aunt mary: That was nice of them. Where are they now?
Willy: they left this morning
Willy: have to go now
Aunt mary: Honey, you must go to Fiona. Please don't let her down.
Willy: i can't go there without a ticket
Willy: she has let me down Aunty
Aunt mary: She sent you money.
Willy: why did she lied to me that she is in Abuja?
Willy: where is it?
Willy: where is the money?
Aunt mary: She said it is in Abuja. Why can't you get it?
Willy: i went to all the western unions here in Abuja and they all said they dont have the number on their systems
Aunt mary: You must think of something.
Willy: the only thing i can think of now is to go back to my kids cos they are already motherless and they can't be a fatherless kids
Willy: they need me and i've miss them dearly
Aunt mary: So Fiona will have a fatherless baby. Good bye.
Willy: no, wait
Aunt mary: No, what?
Willy: why did u get upset?
Willy: i didn't meant to say things like that but out of stress made me
Willy: i am so sorry Aunty
Aunt mary: I understand, I am under a lot of stress myself.
Willy: forgive me
Aunt mary: I understand honey.
Willy: thank you Aunty
Aunt mary: I am feeling the same way.
Willy: i have not eaten since this Ghanaian guys left me here
Aunt mary: You poor thing.
Aunt mary: When was that?

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Good morning Rev.Dover.Hope everything is doing fine there with you.I slept at a bus stop yesterday and it very terrible out here.I asked this morning how far from Abuja to Maiduguri and they said it very far from here.Infact i want to be with Fiona by now but here i am here stranded.I don't know what to do to get there now nor how to get back home too.Please do as i said by transfering the money to MONEY GRAM TRANSFER so i can get to Her beofre tomorrow for it'a long journey.Where in maiduguri is she?


Quote:
I am thinking if it's possible for you to send the money to Richard Adevu who is my younger brother in Ghana so he will send it to me here?Ghana will be easier than Nigeria.Just write the number as phone number.
If it possible then below is his address:
RICHARD ADEVU
XXXXXXXX ESTATE,
MADINA-ACCRA,GHANA.


I didn't want to give any relevant information. So, he is chatting with Anita right now.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@JoJo - Could you send his brother in Accra a WUST and get him on safari to Kumasi... Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That's not a bad idea. Not a bad idea at all. Laughing

A sickening chat he just had with Anita.

Quote:
William: Rev Ben?
8:35 AM me: This is sister Anita
William: is that you?
me: i am checking his local emails for him while he is in chad
who r u?
William: how are you sister Anita
oh i see
this is William
8:36 AM he knows me by this name
i am him who was to meet them in Chad
8:37 AM are u in Chad too?
hello,are you there?
8:38 AM me: yes
sry
no
8:39 AM I am in the US
i am an intern
William: its ok
where you the one who talked to my little brother Richard?
me: yes
i spoke with little richard
does he play piano?
8:40 AM William: wow
how are you doing?
yes
do u?
me: a little
8:41 AM i am well
how r u?
do u have a pic?
William: ok.i can see u are very busy
yes i do
do u have it?
me: no
i have a pic if u want to see
8:42 AM William: wow
i will love to
me: i set it
i hope u like
LOL!!!!
Smile
8:43 AM William: lol
yes
how old are you?
me: 15
8:44 AM almost 16
William: wow
is that you?
me: but most people say that i look 18
lol!
i am vry mature
Smile
i am mature in the right places anyway
Smile
did u like my pic
William: you are cute
is that woman ur mom?
8:45 AM me: no
LOL!
William: what is right place?
me: she is my best friend
William: i love it
yes
me: the right place...
i just mean i am mature in my body
wanna see another pic
William: do u like Richard?
8:46 AM me: richard was nice
u r nice 2 though
i sent u another pic
William: yes
oh ok
i will send u mine soon
8:47 AM whaooooo
8:48 AM me: did u like my other pic
where r u?
8:49 AM hello
r u in chad with Ben?
8:50 AM William: in Abuja,Nigeria
me: ok
i know ben is trying to get u money there
did u like my other picture
hello?
r u there???
lol!!!!
8:51 AM William: yes and all the WU here said they dont have the MTCN on their data
me: yes
William: yes
me: they r working on it
wut do u think of me
William: i'm here
8:52 AM you very sweet girl
very pretty and cute
me: yeah
i like u
u seem nice
William: do u have a boy friend?
me: no
but i want one
i have only ever kissed two boys
i luv making out though
8:53 AM one time my boyfriend touched my boob
i know thats bad
but i loved it
i have never had sex though
i am still a virgin
William: 2 boys
?
why do u have to?
wow
me: Surprised
William: u are a bad girl
lol
yes
what?
very good
8:54 AM me: yeah
i can be a bad girl
sometimes i want to do things with boyz
but
i dont have a boyfriend
have u ever had sex
William: never tried it please
please don't do it
8:55 AM wait and pray to God to give you a wonderful good man who will love you foreve
do u like Rich my brother?
me: yes
he is nice
sometimes my friends and I take sexy pics
8:56 AM like in our underwear
just being silly
u know
8:57 AM i sent them to my old boyfriend
he really liked them
r u there?
9:00 AM William: do u go to church?
are u there?
hello
me: yeah
i am here
i go 2 church
William: hellooo
9:01 AM me: i am their intern
there are a lot of cute boyz there
william
William: i see
me: can u see my chat
ok
William: do u like anyone
yes
me: i kind of like u
LOL!!!!
9:02 AM i just want a man
these boyz my age arent real men
and i am REALLY mature for my age
so i want some1 who can rly be a man
u know?
i am ready for a serious relationship
9:03 AM William: lol
i do understand u
9:04 AM me: i have needs
William: do u know Fiona?
me: yes
a little
she is very nice
William: really?
me: not well
but i have met her
she is with Ben isn't she
in africa
9:07 AM r u there

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

An insight into Jojo's inner psyche.

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Hoss
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I missed something -- why does this lad think he's talking to his aunt and fiancee?

Anyone ever use http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&q=park+place+hotel+abuja&ie=UTF8&ll=9.076417,7.466916&spn=0.007702,0.013647&t=h&z=17
to find convincing landmarks to describe when setting a meeting place for a lad? ("I'm at the park down the street from the big gold mosque"... etc)
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hoss wrote:
I missed something -- why does this lad think he's talking to his aunt and fiancee?


Sorry, I don't understand the question. His fiancee and her aunt have been baiting him for over a year now.

Listen to Willy whine. It's a little long. He did sleep in the bus station last night, his bag is locked up in the hotel, he won't go back there as he will be arrested. Fiona is pretty whiny too, she doesn't have any sympathy for his situation, how dare he think only of himself.



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i was ashamed this money money was not in the system when we got there to cash it,it made me and my family lawyer look like little children Godwin

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i was rubbed by rubber last friday, they collectted all my money and my phones.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ah -- the fiancee and aunt are baiters -- he's never actually met them!?
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ "They're: not baiters, just Redshoes. Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Excellent job by jojo and Prof. Reaper, you delivered these lads to the right people.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Some baiters play all characters. These are the most talented, not some tub of lard who can only play a retarded Reverend and a sex addicted intern. Wink

Jayhawk. Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

What does reaper have to do with this? He is useless to me.

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i was ashamed this money money was not in the system when we got there to cash it,it made me and my family lawyer look like little children Godwin

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Not what I read a few nights ago. Something about mowing lawns...

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I love this place.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My lawn still needs mowing reaper, where are you?

Welcome to eater Hoss.

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i was ashamed this money money was not in the system when we got there to cash it,it made me and my family lawyer look like little children Godwin

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 3:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Okay, my mind is wondering, and I am now realizing that I gave jojo and Prof. credit in the wrong thread. They still deserved credit, but I should have realized that this was the work of redshoes17, as reaper couldn't possibly have done anything this complex.

Redshoes, please accept my apology and kudos on a job well done. I will make sure I am in the right thread before making my comments from now on.

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