UPDATE Lad Home and still believes in Fiona

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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 2:33 pm

Professor So And So wrote:

Poor Willy! Sad

Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 5:41 pm

6 pages?

wow, there is a lot of reading to do! Great job, all of you Thumbs up

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

David is wondering where willy is, because he should be back in Ghana by now.

I don't think willy even has money for the cafe now. Beatrice isn't an option, David has convinced her not to send money. I think the others back home are unlikely to give him any money since he used the last money arranged for him to continue on his trip.

Quote:

david: did u hear from fiona?
Mary: Yes.
david: tell me how is she and what going wiht her?
Mary: Well, her connection went off.
david: so wher is she now?
Mary: Well, I don't know.
david: did she called you or talk to you on te computer?
Mary: I guess she in still in Madi That place in NIgeria
david: ok
Mary: On the computer.
david: so did u hear from william as well?
Mary: No.
david: ok
Mary: I haven't heard from William since Wednesday or Thursday.
Mary: Did Nash hear anything?
Mary: William told me the other day he was going back to Ghana.
david: ok
Mary: Don't you see him there?
david: no no no
Mary: What does Nash say?
david: he has nothing to say my dear
Mary: What do you mean he has nothing to say?
david: but what has he to say?
david: william keep on lying to beatrice that no one gave him money to come to ghana but he met a ghanaian friend in abuja and he will get him to ghana
Mary: He's still talking to Beatrice?
david: yes
david: tellin her lies
Mary: Tell her not to help him, he is a liar.
david: i told her already
david: and she accepted it from me

Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 12:50 am

Hopefully she listens to David. In fact, bonus points if this safari just killed a money source for Willy.

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

He risked his life to travel.

Click here to listen to willystranded

Thank goodness for the mute button. He went two minutes too long, so the last 2 minutes are not recorded. He's stuck and stranded. He slept outside the hospital last night and was bitten by a lot of mosquitoes.

What a whiner.

Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 2:45 pm

Redshoes, amazing! You can hear thge desperation in his voice! Hahahahaha! Brilliant! Made my day!

Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 3:00 pm

From high life in Accra (one room apartment) to hotel - running away from hotel - car park - bus stop - in front of a hospital. The ups and downs of life Very Happy

hahahaha! I wish good appetite to the mosquitoes! And the cell phone should be worth a ticket to Chad.

Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 3:03 pm

Great bait, RS! Laughing

Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 3:10 pm

What a cheerful way to start my Sunday! Thanks, RS!

Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 3:17 pm

I swear he was almost crying there Laughing

What a whiner! If he had a nickel for every time he said 'money' during this phone conversation, he'd be rich.

I like the categories you filed the putfile under: 'arts', 'drama', 'talent, 'magic', and 'card tricks' LMAO

Can't wait to see what happens next!

Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 3:23 pm

That is one streded mugu, I thought I heard his voice crack a few times.
Thumbs up

Good acting!
Doesn't he know that you don't need money when you have love? Laughing

Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 3:58 pm

Well done! beating

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 7:32 am

Well, let's see if he's still afraid to go to Chad now that he's only 130 miles away from us. He's been sleeping outside for a while now, probably smells like hell, and I'm sure he could use a snack. He has no money to get home, so I don't see how he could pass this up:

Quote:

Dear Brother William,

I am here now in N'Djamena, Chad with Fiona. She had some complications with her child's health, and they ended up needing to be hospitalized longer than any of us would like. Unfortunately, some of the members in the group she was in Maiduguri with had their visas set to expire, and you still had not made your way there. That situation forced us into making a decision that the group return immediately to our facilities here in N'Djamena, and not risk getting into any trouble with the authorities. Fiona begged us to let her stay in Nigeria to wait for you, as she kept telling us she was certain you were coming for her. We could not allow this to happen, and I'm very sorry for that. We simply could not live with ourselves had the group left her and her sick child alone in Maiduguri and something bad happen to her. It was a decision I made, and I hope you understand that I only had her and her child's well-being in mind at the time. At any rate, we are all here now, and luckily there are two other Reverends here as well. This helps lighten the load that we all feel in doing this very great work.

We will need to know when you will make it to N'Djamena, so that we can properly receive you and get you fresh clothes prepared. We have a large facility here with plenty of food, fresh clothes, and warm showers with filtered water. You are very close now, and she has told me she feels like dying since not seeing you yet. We are not in any hurry here, so we can assure you that we will not have to move from here, and you will be completely taken care of when you get here. Also, the TWAT plane will be able to return you to your home at no extra cost. This has been very difficult for all of us, and I hope you understand. I look forward to seeing you soon, and please let me know immediately when you will arrive.

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 1:21 pm

Hopefully we can get him there, step by step.

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 1:45 pm

Amazing!

You so much hear tears in his voice!!!
Laughing

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 2:51 pm

This is such a pleasant thing to come back to on a Monday morning. Congratulations on a great bait!!! clapping

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 2:54 pm

I am just listening to that phone call. I like how he says he has been to ALL Western Union's in Abuja. If that's true, that's hilarious. You are so whiny RS. Laughing

That is one of the whiniest calls I have ever heard. He is about to cry at several times. Maybe he actually does.

Getting lads stranded doesn't seem to be that difficult anymore. This is a good thing.

EDIT: Spelling

Trophy Videos · Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 5:43 pm

A great bait, and a fantastic call, redshoes! Stranded lad calls are my very favorite sounds! clapping

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 4:32 pm

Supposedly Willy has sold his phone and made his way back to Ghana. So, just to pour salt on the wound, I provide him with this little nugget.

Quote:

Willy-

I have made my way to Maiduguri. I am here to meet you. I tried calling your phone, but no one answered. I need to know where you are so we can meet.

Ben Dover

Ah, he JUST missed me. Laughing

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

Sadly the lad is back home. Also sadly, my recording software did not start.

The gist is that Fiona is a liar.

Some quotes.

Quote:

I could have died over there.

Quote:

I risked my life for nothing.

Quote:

I am very, very sick right now. I have malaria from all the mosquito bitting.

Quote:

Why did you do this to me? WHY?

He wouldn't say how he made it back and he still has his cell phone.

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 7:11 pm

I don't doubt the malaria story. Well, he never did make it to Chad, but I hope he had a blast. Thanks for flying the friendly skies, Willy!!

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

Thanks for reminding me of another quote.

Quote:

I have never been on a trip like this in all my life. NEVER!

He was shouting, he's never shouted at Fiona before.

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 7:14 pm

F could ask one of her hospital´s doctors and ask Willy for some details, not believing him because why did he travel all the long way back if she was only 130 miles away from him in a hospital, ooooh, the poor poor ill lad . Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 11:04 pm

Aww. Poor Willy just had to give up so easily. He was almost there! It was good while it lasted, though.

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:25 am

aww thats a shame Sad

hope he enjoys malaria though lol

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