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MyMyselfAndI
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 4:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^ Slightlyoutofit

Check out "Politics" by Aristotle and "The Prince" by Machiavelli. The latter is a very nice read.

Am currently reading the latest chick lit book by Marian Keyes and it kind of sucks unfortunately.
Last really good read was "The Truth With Jokes" by Al Franken.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 4:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

One of my old favourites.

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Kabuto Sama
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 10:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Re-going trough Terry Pratchett, the Discworld series. Right noo at Wyrd Sisters.
Then James Clavell - Shogun; read this one before, but in my native language.
Harry Turtledove - Worldwar series.
Kim Stanley Robinson - The Years of Rice and Salt.

Embarassed I am ashamed to admit I am a pirate, getting these books from the net. I have several attenuating circumstances, though.
1. Most of them are not translated into my language
2. I cannot find the English editions in my country
3. I have a very good understanding of English, so there is no need for me to spend money on clumsy translations I would not touch with a 10 feet long pole.
4. Last but not least, I am not prepared to spend AGAIN half of my income on books. Last time I did that was in the beginning of the 90's, when my parents took care of the house expenses. Now I am on me own (They are retired).

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 12:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

'Keep the Aspidistra Flying' by George Orwell.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 1:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

"My Life On The Plains" -Gen. George A. Custer

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 1:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

"The Communist Manifesto" ~ Karl Marx / Fredereich Engels
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 2:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Pastor Frank wrote:
"My Life On The Plains" -Gen. George A. Custer


Let me guess: a short story with a quick ending? Wink
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

William Gibson, Virtual Light (in German, however)

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

FrumpyBB wrote:
... if you want to count him as one, Lichtenberg


Great. I love GCL, especially his Sudelbücher and his works on Hogarth.
And his Staatskalender. And the remarks about intercourse with his beloved wife. And the status of his urine. And his attitude toward english beer Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 8:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

1. Country of the Blind - Christopher Brookmyre
2. English - Glaswegian dictionary.

I need 2. to understand 1.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 12:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I only dropped into this thread as I though I would be smart and witty only to find Dr Who an Paranoid beat me to it on page one Sad

Other than that I've resorted to re-reading some rather boring books on programming C++ just to stabilise myself after getting lambasted by a publisher for even mentioning that a certain set of contemporary fictional books about a boy with glasses, may have had a genesis in another book some 150 years earlier.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

"An Utterly Impartial History of Britain", or 2000 years of Upper Class Idiots in Charge' by John O'Farrell.
I heartily endorse this event or product.

Later I'll be moving onto the Dexter books series when they arrive.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 8:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I juggle books often... currently I'm reading:

Night Watch by Terry Pratchett

Roomanitarian by Henry Rollins

I just reread Red Dragon by Thomas Harris and now I'm thinking of rereading Silence of the Lambs... maybe Jame Gumb wants to make some money quick in the near future???
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Dott. Giascopato wrote:
FrumpyBB wrote:
... if you want to count him as one, Lichtenberg

Great. I love GCL, especially his Sudelbücher and his works on Hogarth.
And his Staatskalender. And the remarks about intercourse with his beloved wife. And the status of his urine. And his attitude toward english beer Twisted Evil

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Right! The Sudelbücher are pure genius, I must have read them 3 or 4 times over the years...his letters are worth reading as well, both his private ones and the published Letters From England...der Anschlagzettel auf Philadelphia the magician...Lexikon der Pinik (collecting more than 100 synonyms for "drinking alcohol"); the "speech of the number 8 to all the other numbers, just before the year 1800" Laughing
You have forgotten the remarks after each "venus" symbol Cool

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Gone with the Wind book 2.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 8:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Marilyn Manson Autobiography - 'The Long Hard Road Out Of Hell'

MM - almost as twisted as ParaNoid Shocked

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 8:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Jim Bouton - Ball Four

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 1:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I just finished "Spirit, Fire and Water". It covers anabaptist theology and reviews 400 years of the Mennonite/Amish diaspora from Switzerland, Germany and the Netherlands, to Russia the US and Canada, and then to Latin/South America, Africa and Asia.

When I started the book, I didn't realize that it was intended as a textbook for Mennonite high schools, so I found it a quick and easy read. I read it because I've been working on the genealogy of my father's Swiss Mennonite family -- so I don't recommend this book, unless you're Mennonite.


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 10:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Packman-don't feel bad.I loved that book as a kid,and still wonder where my copy is,because I still have it somewhere.
Currently re-reading The Odessa File

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 3:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Terry Pratchett - Guards, Guards!

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Just started with "Catcher in the Rye" by J.D. Salinger.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Devil May Care by Sebastian Faulks

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 8:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Currently reading Shantaram by Gregory David Roberts. I advise not to bother with it. It's not the worst book on the planet, but it's not good either & being 933 pages, it should be the type of book you can't put down. In fact it's rather boring ot be based on the fugitive criminal lifestyle of the author. And frankly, he's not interesting enough to warrant 933 pages all about him. Rolling Eyes Now the Indian guide he met on his 1st day in Bombay, I'd rather go for 933 pages about him. Granted, I'm only on page 145, but if a book isn't good by pg. 50, it's almost never going to get good & it's taken every ounce of willpower I can muster to get thus far.

I read Unaccustomed Earth by Jhumpa Lahiri right before this. I highly recommend that one. And right before that I read Billy Budd, by Herman Melville, which was not my cup of tea by any stretch of the imagination I don't care if it is a classic.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I am reading World Without End by Ken Follett.

The Pillars of The Earth was really good, too.

For those of you reading the God Delusion.....Is the biography of U$man B3llo next on your list?

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