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jojobean
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 3:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

What a shame. Too bad the money had to be borrowed. Hopefully no one will break his legs over this.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 8:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Simba, I can't tell if that's my lad's number -- he only gives me his London redirect.

He pestered me to call him so I pretended to try, then told him I couldn't get through so I called the international operator, who explained it was a number that transfers to another one, and that was the cause of the problem. So I asked him for the direct number. He stopped asking me to call.... Laughing

But now he wants to call me at my hotel in Paris. Oops... I got around that by looking up some payphone numbers in Paris, picking the most out-of-the-way phone I could find, and sending him that. For some reason he seems to be having trouble reaching me. No matter -- I leave for Benin tomorrow morning so I'll just meet up with him at $imba $afari Camp. Wink

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Redshoes to the rescue! Very Happy My lad has bombarded me with desperate emails, and finally broke down and gave me his real phone number. Redshoes just called him, about 1AM his time. He's now playing the role of yet another "friend," John. The safari's on. He's planning to pick me up at the Niamey airport tomorrow afternoon. I presume that's because he wants to keep me from meeting the rival lad and forking over $25K or so in cash to him. Too bad we'll give him the slip. Wink

Vir recorded the call, perhaps he can post it.

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- Lagos > Abidjan
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- Douala > Korup; Lagos > Cotonou > Parakou; Cotonou > Niger border; Cotonou > Pendjari > jail in Tanguietta; Asaba > Abuja; Accra > Tamale
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My pleasure! Very Happy

http://media.putfile.com/Susan-talks-to-John-about-going-on-safari-in-Benin

Look how excited he is about going to the Safari Camp!

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I think there's some confusion -- I'm flying into Niamey, I get the impression he thinks I'm coming to Cotonou. Ooops.... Could be a problem. Laughing

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"SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"

"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"

"please if you want your funds just pay me,!! pay me!! pay me!!"

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Safari x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( Golden Pith )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos > Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala > Korup; Lagos > Cotonou > Parakou; Cotonou > Niger border; Cotonou > Pendjari > jail in Tanguietta; Asaba > Abuja; Accra > Tamale
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Juan Freizwidatt wrote:
The safari's on. He's planning to pick me up at the Niamey airport tomorrow afternoon.


What... Shocked
That will be a monumental cock-up because the shuttle bus is heading for Cotonou to collect him..??

I thought this lad was from Nigeria..?

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I sense some sort of problem on the horizon. I have a nose for these sorts of things.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

At this point you can't tell the players without a score card.... I still don't know what's happening with "George," the caucasian male model. He's an American streded in London. Then there's Amune, his African friend, who lives in Turkey, and now there's John with a Nigerian phone, who I'm sure is Amune but he slipped up and said John.... The lad's having a hard time keeping his stories straight.

I told George very clearly that I"m flying to Niamey but that he can go to Cotonou and catch the shuttle. That assumes that he made a reservation.... I don't think he has a clue what he has to do now, which should make for some great confusion.

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"SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"

"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"

"please if you want your funds just pay me,!! pay me!! pay me!!"

Sand Timer x4: Shorty
Safari x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( Golden Pith )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos > Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala > Korup; Lagos > Cotonou > Parakou; Cotonou > Niger border; Cotonou > Pendjari > jail in Tanguietta; Asaba > Abuja; Accra > Tamale
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I am glad to hear that Susan was a little drunk at the time of the call, because I completely forgot at the beginning that I was supposed to talk to Amune and not George. As a result I told John that George promised John was coming.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

You sound perfect in the call -- a bit confused and very excited, like you could be tipsy:

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Yes! Yes! Yes! . . . I do!! ... Okay, alright, great . . . Paris is wonderful! It's the city of light, you know! . . .


Absolutely perfect, just what the lad wanted to hear. Wink

I followed up with an appropriately confused email, and in the morning he'll have one from a very hungover and tired Susan who is still a bit confused, but very excited.

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"SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"

"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"

"please if you want your funds just pay me,!! pay me!! pay me!!"

Sand Timer x4: Shorty
Safari x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( Golden Pith )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos > Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala > Korup; Lagos > Cotonou > Parakou; Cotonou > Niger border; Cotonou > Pendjari > jail in Tanguietta; Asaba > Abuja; Accra > Tamale
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 3:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sad Sometimes the best-laid plans just don't quite work out...

The lad is afraid to get off his duff. I think he's been baited before. Even though Redshoes called him and totally reassured him about everything, he started insisting on another call. She called him yet again (thanks, RS!!! Very Happy ) but now the lad wants to be able to call her.

skittish lad wrote:
Okay give me the name of the hotel and phone number hun where,so when i get there i can ring you to because i dont want to come too the Camp


So he wants me to leave the luxurious Safari Camp and move to a hotel where there are phones and room numbers? I don't think so

Then he wanted money:

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Amune told me that you called him and he told me that you were not happy that we had not arrived,i just want to let you know that everything seems too smooth for me,i am tring to think fast hun and i dont want to look like a fool,i need you to send some money to Amune who is Nigeria,this is going to give me more egos to comeover,baby not that i dont trust you and i know how much that you have spend for this trip,includung the money that you gave Mr Chinedu,you have spent morerthan $40,000.


The upshot is that he hasn't twigged, he still believes in my character but he's leary.

Meanwhile I wrote him as the rival lad, Chinedu, and taunted him in Pidgen. He responded with a lame "i dont understand what u are saying" reply so I wrote back with a series of insults in Igbo, saying "maybe you understand this." He wrote this morning in Pidgen, a mixture of insults and suggestions that we work together.

So the safari is on hold, if not totally off, but the bait continues. And who knows? My character is ready to give Chinedu all the lavish presents she brought for the lad. He has a Monday deadline to get off his lazy butt if he hopes to get so much as a penny out of her.

(Thanks again to Redshoes and Simba for all the help.)

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"SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"

"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"

"please if you want your funds just pay me,!! pay me!! pay me!!"

Sand Timer x4: Shorty
Safari x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( Golden Pith )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos > Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala > Korup; Lagos > Cotonou > Parakou; Cotonou > Niger border; Cotonou > Pendjari > jail in Tanguietta; Asaba > Abuja; Accra > Tamale
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