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 Arthur 'Two Sheds" Jackson and me

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Pah! I laugh in the general direction of your two sheds. I have a workshop and a shed. Cool And I've baited from my workshop. Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

a workshop is not as cool as a shed

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 7:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

What a shed! It reminds me, a bit, of the Taj Mahal.

Will it be featured as part of National Shed Week? Shed of the Year Show? Shed Idol?

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 8:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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relocating the phone and computer to the new shed - the old one is full of nasty spiders, dead birds and a rabbit


You don't want stuff like that in your computer, you'll bugger up the cooling.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 9:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Klaasvaak wrote:
a workshop is not as cool as a shed


It's full of big tools (besides me), welding stuff with a TV and fridge too! What could be cooler than that? Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 11:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^A garage with a ProStreet truck with a big honkin ass 572 Big Block Chevy in it
but I am jealous I wish I had a shed. I keep having to move the snowblower around to be able to work on it.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 11:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

windypops wrote:

It's full of big tools (besides me), welding stuff with a TV and fridge too! What could be cooler than that? Very Happy


A shed

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 12:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

No doubt about it.

It's official.
Sheds are totally cool.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 2:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Slightlyoutofit wrote:
It's official.
Sheds are totally cool.


WOW! Slightly - your research skills are prodigious - what a find!

That guy in the article (Spunknads) mentioned the Shed Appreciation Society in the US - I'm gonna try to find one here in Canada eh! - and he uses a .44 - I'll bet he doesn't have any varmits in his backyard Wink

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 3:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

If you shove that mess to the left there is room for a third shed. Said mess can be shoved into third shed to make rome for a fourth shed. The possibilities are endless!

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 3:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Interesting concept KV . . . but then I wouldn't have the coveted moniker of 'Two Sheds' Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 4:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Shed’s give me the willy’s after I watched that scene in the potting shed in the film Scum Shocked

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 7:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Gold Hat wrote:
Interesting concept KV . . . but then I wouldn't have the coveted moniker of 'Two Sheds' Laughing

But if you build a third shed you could have the moniker of "three sheds" how many people can say that?

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 7:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

No, it's just wrong. Gold Hat will always be "Two Sheds" in our hearts. Very Happy

SOOI, funny clipping and nice try. Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 9:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Eight wrote:
Gold Hat will always be "Two Sheds" in our hearts. Very Happy



Awwwww!!! I feel so warm and fuzzy now
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The owner of this lighthouse decided to build two sheds around it.

He obviously had an erotic sense of humor:

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 12:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Those are some lovely sheds there, GH. But, i fear you will have to erect a third shed to clear your yard so you can put in a fourth shed that you can actually use as a shed. Laughing

EDIT: I wrote this post before I saw Klaasvaak's last one. Great minds...

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 2:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Many years ago a family friend installed a new garden shed and used it as an excuse for a garden party.

On the invitations he wrote the following parody of the Samuel Taylor Coleridge poem Kubilai Khan (names not as per the original - it was a long time ago):

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In Camberwell did Brian Jones
A sturdy garden-shed decree
Where Alf, the aged handyman
Would leave his rake and watering-can
When he went to have a p.e.e.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 5:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

<br>The second best shed in Britain...

http://www.newburytoday.co.uk/News/FlashNewsPlayer.aspx?articleID=7231&CategoryID=

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 9:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks for that link.
Although IMHO that guy's shed sucked, he was wearing a T-Shirt that led me to one of the best sites on the web:

www.shedweek.co.uk

I spent a good hour perusing the "Reader's Sheds" photos. Shocked

And there's even a "Shedtalk" forum!!! (Although it does let itself down a little bit by having a section for Beach Huts, which has no place in a forum about sheds).

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 11:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Pah... I had two sheds ages ago.... shouldn't there be an icon for the number of sheds you own?

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 2:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Tasman wrote:
shouldn't there be an icon

Says the big icon floozy with ne'er a trace of irony. Smile

SOOI, that is disgraceful. Beach huts indeed. Evil or Very Mad I hope you have written to the editor?

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When I had to move house some years back. My one shed was a treasure trove. My garage the other. I took most of the stuff to the local tip in trailer loads. After a few loads I did not have to pay for landfill as the guys on the gate emptied the trailer for me. I delivered about 8 big loads of electrical cables, switches, security equipment, fittings etc. I had nowhere for the stuff.
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In The Naval Treaty I once made a small speech about sheds; I said, "What a lovely thing a shed is! There is nothing in which deduction..." oops, I was talking about roses then. Never mind. Too much of the 7% solution of cocaine there. Rolling Eyes

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