Scamming Causes Cancer

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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 7:11 pm

I've been scambaiting for a couple of years now, and there is one medical fact that has become evident from my observations...

Scamming causes cancer.

There certainly seems to be a high incidence of several forms among scammers.

Strangely enough, there seems to be a higher than usual number of occurrances of strokes that accompany the cancer. In those cases, I usually tell the scammer to quit stroking themselves and they might feel better.

Has anyone ever done a scientific study on this phenomenon? Smile

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 7:38 pm

Often cancer that defiles all forms of medical treatment. And sometimes cancer of the lever and stroke.

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:06 pm

^^^I think the proper lad terminology is 'stroke sickness' Very Happy

Plus, in the last two months I've had two lads hospitalized - one with high blood pressure and the other with pneumonia. I hope I didn't have anything to do with that Twisted Evil

Not quite a Newb Joined: 11 Jan 2006 Posts: 36

Having cancer is of little concern to scammers, what worries them most is their "stroke sickness."

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:08 pm

The really extraordinary thing, which medical science really needs to investigate, is the high incidence of cancer of the uterus in male scammers. Laughing

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:11 pm

It's certainly a problem on Mars. Hopefully NASA will find out why eventually.

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:27 pm

Yes, those ruptured Uterus's are certainly a problem on Mars, or is it Uranus? Laughing

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 9:19 pm

There's work waiting to be done here.

There should be an epidemiological study of merchants in Dubai being so prone to oesophaegal cancer, or why born-again Christian women in upper-income brackets are so often infertile or prone to cancers; and a criminological study on the high rate of poisoning deaths of West African cocoa traders.

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

notobescammed wrote:

Uterus's

Or is it uteri, I always mess that one up.

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

I for one would like to see some inquiries into air safety. clearly there are some reoccuring problems there that the authorities are turning a blind eye to.

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 5:16 am

strangely enough, the forms of cancer caused by scamming are rarely fatal. despite requiring vast quantities of expensive drugs, these cancers never disable their hosts to the point where they are unable to ask for money.

419Eater is my life Joined: 12 Jun 2005 Posts: 442

Not one has accepted "my offer" to treat and cure them from the cancer. Guess they enjoy having "stroke cancer"

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 7:02 am

Beyond the fact that apparently the treatment are often extremely efficient (all scammers suffering from cancer still able to write e-mails), we have to point the modernity of the hospitals in scamming countries!
All those people using laptops in their hospital rooms!
It's unbelievable! Rolling Eyes

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 09 Jul 2008 Posts: 3

There should definatly be a study into this. I have often wondered if sending money would actually cure the cancer?

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 10:24 pm

The next one I get, I'm going to tell them they should spend all of their millions to do whatever it takes to get to my new clinic where we have just proven a revolutionary new cure for all forms of "cancers".

I wonder if that'll get'em off script... Question

Not quite a Newb Joined: 25 Mar 2008 Posts: 74

Albator wrote:

All those people using laptops in their hospital rooms!
It's unbelievable! Rolling Eyes

Actually, believe it or not - there ARE hospital rooms with free wi-fi access, even the NHS ones. I found that unbelievable until I had to get admitted to a hospital myself (due to childbirth) and got asked whether I wanted a room with internet access or not Shocked

I didn't care since I already had a UTMS cell phone that could recieve and send e-mails, but that question did really shock me.

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 4:49 pm

I got one who's doctor told her she only had 6 months to live because of her cancer and that she had a bundle she wanted to distribute to some worthy charities before she passed.

I told her it was her lucky day as we had discovered a cure for cancer and since she had all of that money she could afford to fly to our clinic to be cured.

It didn't even begin to budge her off her script. One point for the "they never read the replies" camp...