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Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 4:00 pm

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but for some strange reason I keep reading

Me, too. I think it's because I am so amazed that any human being could be such a combination of witless idiot and scheming conniver. Dan never fails to live up to our estimation of his stupidity and greed (or horniness).

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

Roycropper wrote:

Does he not live in Benin City? He has given me addresses there before, though not this one. I have looked for the adress we sent his Aston Martin to but not found it. Paging Mr S Patroller...

Roy, when the Aston Martin was sent on Apr 27th 2007, he gave this address in Benin City for delivery:

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No 4 Marina Street
off Upper Mission Road
New Benin
Benin City
Edo State, Nigeria

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Yup, that's the address he used to be at. I mailed him an envelope awhile back that had cash chopped out of it, and that was the address I sent it to. He did get it.

I think that might have been his moms address though, and Dan has been kicked out of the house for quite awhile now.

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 4:43 pm

I just phoned Dan's friend, you thought Dan was thick, wait until you here this lad...

This was the call to Dan's mate on the 26th.
call one

This is the first call on the 31st
Dan's mate call two

I'm supposed to call back about now, but I feel the force of life being drained from me when I talk to either of them.

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 4:59 pm

Dan's mate is a real barrel of laughs.

Roy and Dan have fallen out bigtime, so I am rebaiting as Br0ther Roy, at the Church of Fundaligi0n.

The old 'Join our Church, get a UK visa' routine ought to work.

Edit: Dan has been in touch with his old friend Vict0r M3ldrew, at Spunkf3st Studios. An actor in a 'specialist' movies has pulled out, and left Victor in the lurch...

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Ok i can take his part so when can i come??i'm interested

You'll be sorry.....

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Thankyou for taking the lead role in our new movie,
'DogBoned'.

As soon as possible, I'll sort out your paperwork.

Just one thing, I need to know that you won't waste my time and
run away from the set when you get here.

Please replicate the pose taken by the lady, it doesn't matter what type of dog you choose.

You told me you were up for anything.

I hope Dan is broad minded.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 7:13 pm

Roycropper wrote:

I hope Dan is broad minded.

And not weak in the knees... Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

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An actor in a 'specialist' movies has pulled out

snicker....snicker....

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 8:58 pm

I phoned back again, and now wish to suck my brains out through one of my nostrils with a straw.
Dan, when fully awake is no IQ monster, just woken up, possibly under the influence of illegal substances is not the most exciting of conversationalists.

click here, but don't blame me

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 10:13 pm

Wow, you definitely had enough time to type in chat besides, first Dan had to be collected, then he is so slow in mind Very Happy

nice to hear a sign of "life" from him!

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 2:17 pm

^^^ Is that really life? Laughing

You'd think with as tired as he claims to be, he'd be excited to spend some nights in a quiet cell with free meals.

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 3:24 pm

@Roy Cropper - It might be worth you have a chat with TTT.

Its seems like your baits are heading toward a similar finale.
Maybe Danny boy could go to this other lad have have some shots taken for his porno portfolio...... Very Happy

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1197414#1197414

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 3:43 pm

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...torturing... I mean questioning...

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

I can't find his latest number. Jayhawk and I are going to try to get him to Abuja. Fiona needs to call him.

Can someone please PM me with the number?

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

Fiona messes up several times during this chat, she is having difficulty following the story but Dan does not seem to notice. I completely forgot he went on cam in the beginnning and he was in a private home when I was trying to make him paranoid about the spy next to him in the cafe. None of my usual lad pressures are working with Dan.

Quote:

dan: hello love
dan: how u doing?
F: hello, where have you been
F: i have been trying to reach you
dan: i ave been around i can't get u

He goes on cam for me. It looks like he is back in his chairman’s house.

F: smile for me
dan: so watsup now
F: i need you to come and get me iin abuja
dan: u promise to send me some funding
F: agent jones is away and the hospital people will help me
F: yes, i will help you with money after you arrive
F: i will reimburse you for everything
dan: i don't ave any money with me now
dan: i'm brook
F: don't you want to see your baby?
dan: yes i want to
dan: but i'm brook dats it
dan: but u promise to send me some money to come
F: what name?
dan: i need to be there first b4 anytin
F: what name do you want the money sent to?
dan: Dan xxxx
dan: wen are u sending it?
F: not before tomorrow
dan: so i come and get u out of there b4 jones come up
dan: not b4 tomorrow?
F: i can't send it now
F: tomorrow
F: when will you come?
dan: anytime i recieve it
F: what is the bus schedule?
dan: i'll come as soon as possible
F: what is the bus schedule?
dan: wats the name of the hosphital?
F: what is the bus schedule? (he is going to answer my question)
dan: 6hours from benin to Abuja
F: how many miles?
dan: i can't read it
dan: how much are u sending?
dan: and wats the name of the hospital? (this is my first oops because I did tell him Fiona was at the hospital and did not bother to find the name of one.)
F: i am not at the hospital
F: pay attention
dan: ok where are u?
F: i am hiding
dan: at where?
F: i can't risk letting jones find me
F: I AM HIDING
F: I cannot tell you yet
dan: tell me
dan: do it fast
dan: do u ave my address?
F: do you have a phone?
dan: not now
F: bring a phone with you
F: once you are on the road i can tell you more, but we cannot risk jones finding out, he has spies everywhere
dan: +234807XXXX
dan: tell me
dan: where are u
F: is that your phone??
F: i cannot tell you, I AM HIDING FROM JONES
dan: yea
dan: i need to know
F: is that your phone????
dan: yea
F: or someone else's
dan: for my brother
dan: my cousin
F: because the last time your brother would not wake you up
F: your brother or your cousin?
dan: my cousin
dan: so do u ave my address?
dan: <snip>
<snip> West Circular,
Tv Rd,Benin City,
Edo State,Nigeria
dan: dats my address
F: but why do i need it
F: you need to come and get me
dan: pls send the money fast
F: I NEED YOU
dan: to post the money dat i will use in coming
dan: or send it
dan: or are u sending it through western union?
F: I WILL SEND IT.
F: YOU HAVE TO PROMISE TO COME.
F: BRING A PHONE WITH YOU.
dan: yea i won't fail
dan: ok
dan: how are u going to send it?
dan: through where?
F: how do you want it?
dan: honey be fast i'll soon take my leave
dan: send it through DHL
dan: to my address (he doesn't even want to leave the house to go to WU)
dan: ok?
dan: tell them is urgent
F: NO
F: I will send it WU, it will be faster.
dan: ok how are u going to do it>
dan: ?
dan: ok
dan: then you will send me the details offline
dan: there will be a control number
dan: or you will scan the slip and send it to my new e-mail?
dan: dat will be ok
F: your new email?
F: what are you talking about?
dan: the western union slip
dan: yes
F: I DON'T KNOW YOUR NEW EMAIL. HOW CAN I SEND IT THERE?
dan: ok here is it
dan:<snip>@yahoo.com.cn
dan: send it tomorrow
dan: ok?
dan: use this name to send it
dan: bcos i don't ave a passport
dan: John Austin
dan: dats my cousins name
dan: he will help me to collect the money
BUZZ!!!
F: I asked you the name.
dan: pls take fast i'm getting late
F: You said Dan
F: don't buzz me ever again, do you understand?
dan: i forget i don't ave an identity
dan: ok
F: That is simply not going to work
F: i am not sending it to someone i don't know
F: what is wrong with you?
dan: is my cousin
dan: notin
dan: i don't ave an identity
F: can we rent a car and drive back?
F: Can you drive? (i have already asked this, he remembers too.)
dan: no,except we buy a car
dan: i told u b4 i can't drive
F: well, i thought you might have learned by now
dan: no
dan: tell me wen will i be xpecting the money
dan: so i can schedule my plans
F: what don't you understand about tomorrow
dan: ok
dan: there must be a control number
dan: scan the slip and send it to my e-mail,send the details for me offline
dan: will i sign in i will recieve it
dan: are u ok?
F: it's about time you asked me that
dan: tell me where u are now
F: i am exhuasted
F: i cannot
F: jones has spies everywhere
dan: i don't want to waste time wen i come to Abuja
dan: tell me now
dan: i'm i jones
dan: ?
dan: who is the spy here now?
F: if jones finds out he will kill both of us
F: I DON"T KNOW
F: it could be anyone
F: do you know who is sitting next to you?
dan: nobody
dan: i am in a friends house
dan: so tell me now
dan: not in a cafe
dan: i'm lonely here 4now

Oops, yes I forgot he's not in the cafe, so I am going to blame him.

F: why are you putting this kind of stress on me?
dan: tell me
F: we cannot jeopardize innocent third parties
dan: theres no stress in telling me
F: it would put them in danger too
F: bring a phone with you
dan: i said tell me
F: i will tell you when you are en route
dan: call now
dan: with the phone
dan: number i gave u
F: i cannot call now
F: ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?
dan: yes
dan: u in a cafe?>

Dan does not even respond to lad to lad competition.

F: just forget it, forget it
F: the nurse says she knows a man in ghana who maybe able to help me
dan: ok honey wen u are free call me
dan: ok
F: you said you would be this baby's dadyy
F: daddy
dan: yea
F: and you will not do what is necessary
dan: honey is late hour now
dan: wats is it?
F: i think around 10:30 (I'm supposed to be in Nigeria, I guessed correctly.)
dan: i'm about leaving now
dan: yes
F: what time is it?
dan: yes is correct nigeria time
dan: pm
F: yes
dan: don't forget to send it as instructed
F: you must promise
dan: ok
dan: i promise u my angel
F: ok bye
dan: Angel
dan: take care ok
F: ok, bye
dan: wen will u come online tomorrow?
F: i am not sure
dan: ok
F: I AM IN HIDING.
dan: ok
dan: how much are u sending?
F: how much do you need?
F: do you think $3000 is enough?
dan: ok maybe it will be enough
dan: ok
dan: just send it tomorrow
dan: ok
dan: i'll start making arrangement of my coming
F: you must come by Friday
dan: ok
dan: aslong as u send the money tomorrow
dan: Kiss
F: i said i would
dan: ok take care love
dan: i love u
dan: and take care of the babe
dan: luvs
dan: be happy ok
F: okay, hurry
dan: i'm leaving now
dan: bye
dan: love u
dan: won't u love me too?
F: i will love you if you come to me and the baby
dan: don't forget the name
dan: i will
dan: John Austin
F: i am only sending the money to you
F: take it or leave it
dan: i have told u ooo
dan: send it to dat name
dan: bcos i don't ave ab identity
F: forget it then
dan: or you send it through DHL
dan: with my name
F: WU said you do not need an identity
dan: ok
dan: send it
dan: ok?
F: ok
dan: take care
F: ok bye
dan: love u

There is going to be a lot more whining before we are through.

Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 7:50 am

So, no identity, how is he going to come meet up with you?
no passport=no travel

It looks like he is in the same house, and has been there for a while, sort of streaded in hash conditions, but no where near as hash as being on the road.

I wonder that, even given the lure of your charms, that he is going to move out of that house.