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 TWAT - The Beginning

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Big Worm
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 8:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Just wanted to share with you guys a chat I had with YW almost two years ago.

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YW: I was thinking that one of these days a really excellent Church bait would be in order. I would like to see a lad construct a massive sand bag pyramid. I have the CatholicCall subdomain all ready set.
You interested?

BW: sure man
I have quite a bit of church modalities under my belt
they are the easiest IMO

YW: I will put together a website. Complete with other church members pyramid submissions.

BW: it would be nice to have a Church of the Pyramid or something
use the Pyramid symbol from American currency as the logo

YW: They will need to construct a giant eyeball on top of the pyramid then.

BW: oh yeah
definitely
that would be awesome

YW: Something about three stories high. In fact, the higher the pyramid, the higher the contribution we can make to them.

BW: good idea
it will be reminiscent of the great pyramids of egypt
haha
its funny how we come up with these ideas in like a minute
and then they come to fruition

YW: All they will need is a bunch of sacks to fill with the sand/dirt.

BW: here is the symbol
http://www.theforbiddenknowledge.com/greatseal/illuminati.jpg

YW: Yea. Construct a giant sandbag monument like that one.

BW: we would have to get photos of the process as well

YW: Yep.
We'll say that it is an ancient Christian symbol that was adopted by the American founding fathers.
We should replace the latin. It should still be in Latin but say... All hail to YeaWhatever and Big Worm
Or 419 Eater rules

BW: haha
419 in roman numerals!

YW: Yes. We need a good religious sounding name.

BW: okay
lets see
as far as the logo goes...I could make one that is similar to the money seal
if we dont want to use the exact one
and the church name...
hmm

YW: Watch Tower

BW: not bad

YW: I am going to see what it would take to create a fake instruction manual for building a sand-bag pyramid.
You know, like the instructions you get for assembling your kids new toys.

BW: haha
make them like ikea instructions
hahahahha
with that stupid cartoon man
if you tell me the steps
I can make the instructions for you

YW: I will write up the steps.

5 minutes later

BW: this logo I am coming up for our church is pretty creepy so far
hehehe
we need a name

YW: If we could come up with initials that spell TWAT, that would be cool.
The Watchtower A...... T............

BW: twat would be nice
The Watchtower Apostle Trinity
how about that?

YW: Sounds OK to me. I can't come up with anything better.

BW: we could say there are 3 Apostles that make up the trinity
triangle or pyramid is the holy symbol

YW: Let me think about it a bit more.
we can think of something better

BW: i agree
I have this glossary of religious terms
and looking through that

YW: We could also use TWIT if needed.

BW: hehe
that one is funny
how about testament for the last T

YW: Yes.
When we put together our instructional manual for the pyramid building, can the characters have hallos? I would like that.

BW: sure
The Watchtower Allegorical Testament
The Watchtower Acts Testament
argh

YW: Apocolyptic?

BW: hmmm
I like that
The Watchtower Apocolyptic Testament

YW: Preparing for the Lords return

BW: sure
works for me

15 minutes later

BW: you wanna see our logo?
hehe

YW: sure

BW: lmk what you think
ygm

Image

YW: HAHAHAHAHA. Yea, looks very religious to me. I like it.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 8:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It's amazing how much horror and amusement a short chat can cause. Smile

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 8:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You see, every good church is built upon a strong foundation.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 9:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Whats that old adage?

Something about never being able to beat the original.... Wink

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 9:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

From humble beginnings to the greatest lad-church ever. You should be proud.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 2:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Just a quick chat and look how far the TWAT has spread!

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 2:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

yep. spreading the TWAT always requires a lot of talking first.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 4:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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It should still be in Latin but say... All hail to YeaWhatever and Big Worm

Couldn't agree more! Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 2:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

clapping clapping clapping

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 20, 2008 6:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Whoever invented the art of innuendo should be given an award. Honestly I cannot stop laughing at what you created.

You have brought so much to the world by allowing people to enjoy the TWAT. You men are doing a great thing.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 20, 2008 9:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Whoever invented the art of innuendo

Yes, in the beginning was the TWAT.

They've never learnt to spell "apocalypse", but..... Razz

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 20, 2008 5:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

yeah i'm hooked man. i wasted my whole weekend on eater looking for how you guys/gals have done this so well.

got a few emails in my deleted box i haven't purge yet.

so this is how the famous TWAT started. kudos to all you geniuses

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