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Big Worm
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 1292
Location: Hole in the ground
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Mon Jul 07, 2008 8:28 pm |
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Just wanted to share with you guys a chat I had with YW almost two years ago.
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YW: I was thinking that one of these days a really excellent Church bait would be in order. I would like to see a lad construct a massive sand bag pyramid. I have the CatholicCall subdomain all ready set.
You interested?
BW: sure man
I have quite a bit of church modalities under my belt
they are the easiest IMO
YW: I will put together a website. Complete with other church members pyramid submissions.
BW: it would be nice to have a Church of the Pyramid or something
use the Pyramid symbol from American currency as the logo
YW: They will need to construct a giant eyeball on top of the pyramid then.
BW: oh yeah
definitely
that would be awesome
YW: Something about three stories high. In fact, the higher the pyramid, the higher the contribution we can make to them.
BW: good idea
it will be reminiscent of the great pyramids of egypt
haha
its funny how we come up with these ideas in like a minute
and then they come to fruition
YW: All they will need is a bunch of sacks to fill with the sand/dirt.
BW: here is the symbol
http://www.theforbiddenknowledge.com/greatseal/illuminati.jpg
YW: Yea. Construct a giant sandbag monument like that one.
BW: we would have to get photos of the process as well
YW: Yep.
We'll say that it is an ancient Christian symbol that was adopted by the American founding fathers.
We should replace the latin. It should still be in Latin but say... All hail to YeaWhatever and Big Worm
Or 419 Eater rules
BW: haha
419 in roman numerals!
YW: Yes. We need a good religious sounding name.
BW: okay
lets see
as far as the logo goes...I could make one that is similar to the money seal
if we dont want to use the exact one
and the church name...
hmm
YW: Watch Tower
BW: not bad
YW: I am going to see what it would take to create a fake instruction manual for building a sand-bag pyramid.
You know, like the instructions you get for assembling your kids new toys.
BW: haha
make them like ikea instructions
hahahahha
with that stupid cartoon man
if you tell me the steps
I can make the instructions for you
YW: I will write up the steps.
5 minutes later
BW: this logo I am coming up for our church is pretty creepy so far
hehehe
we need a name
YW: If we could come up with initials that spell TWAT, that would be cool.
The Watchtower A...... T............
BW: twat would be nice
The Watchtower Apostle Trinity
how about that?
YW: Sounds OK to me. I can't come up with anything better.
BW: we could say there are 3 Apostles that make up the trinity
triangle or pyramid is the holy symbol
YW: Let me think about it a bit more.
we can think of something better
BW: i agree
I have this glossary of religious terms
and looking through that
YW: We could also use TWIT if needed.
BW: hehe
that one is funny
how about testament for the last T
YW: Yes.
When we put together our instructional manual for the pyramid building, can the characters have hallos? I would like that.
BW: sure
The Watchtower Allegorical Testament
The Watchtower Acts Testament
argh
YW: Apocolyptic?
BW: hmmm
I like that
The Watchtower Apocolyptic Testament
YW: Preparing for the Lords return
BW: sure
works for me
15 minutes later
BW: you wanna see our logo?
hehe
YW: sure
BW: lmk what you think
ygm
YW: HAHAHAHAHA. Yea, looks very religious to me. I like it. |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Mon Jul 07, 2008 8:39 pm |
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It's amazing how much horror and amusement a short chat can cause.  |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Mon Jul 07, 2008 8:49 pm |
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You see, every good church is built upon a strong foundation. |
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Mon Jul 07, 2008 9:07 pm |
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Whats that old adage?
Something about never being able to beat the original....  |
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Mon Jul 07, 2008 9:33 pm |
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From humble beginnings to the greatest lad-church ever. You should be proud. |
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ronco
419Eater is my life
Joined: 24 Nov 2007
Posts: 265
Location: In strong opposition to sterilization laws
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Tue Jul 08, 2008 2:39 am |
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Just a quick chat and look how far the TWAT has spread! |
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freddyfudpucker
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Jan 2008
Posts: 105
Location: up your ass and around the corner
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Tue Jul 08, 2008 2:49 am |
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yep. spreading the TWAT always requires a lot of talking first. |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Tue Jul 08, 2008 4:46 am |
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| It should still be in Latin but say... All hail to YeaWhatever and Big Worm |
Couldn't agree more!  |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Wed Jul 09, 2008 2:26 am |
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The Blackwood Con
419Eater is my life
Joined: 17 Jul 2008
Posts: 373
Location: Petting the Time Travelling Bunnies.
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Sun Jul 20, 2008 6:37 am |
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Whoever invented the art of innuendo should be given an award. Honestly I cannot stop laughing at what you created.
You have brought so much to the world by allowing people to enjoy the TWAT. You men are doing a great thing. |
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thanks for making a fool of me ok,you are just talking nonsense.man to hell with you if you keep fooling me all the time."
maybe i will come and lick your shoes just because you want to buy diamonds from me. |
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Wright B Hindyou
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 1795
Location: Bangkok
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Sun Jul 20, 2008 9:39 am |
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| Whoever invented the art of innuendo |
Yes, in the beginning was the TWAT.
They've never learnt to spell "apocalypse", but.....  |
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FreeHand
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 20 Jul 2008
Posts: 2
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Sun Jul 20, 2008 5:35 pm |
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yeah i'm hooked man. i wasted my whole weekend on eater looking for how you guys/gals have done this so well.
got a few emails in my deleted box i haven't purge yet.
so this is how the famous TWAT started. kudos to all you geniuses |
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