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Steam
Master Baiter
Joined: 03 Jun 2008
Posts: 134
Location: Selling a Magic Levitating Burrito
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Mon Jul 07, 2008 6:33 pm |
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Whoever you are, you gave me a laugh.
Good work, and I hope, sir, that your uterus will soon be back to normal.
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My name is Major Greg Boner Moyo, a direct and only remaining member of the wealthy
Moyo family. I am an astronaut with the South African Air Force and on loan to the National
Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA).
In 2003 I left earth aboard the Mars Rover, Spirit. Seven months later I arrived on Mars.
Prior to departing earth, I deposited the amount of US$ 11,600,000 (Eleven million, six
hundred thousand United States dollars) in safety galvanized boxes in a African
financial institution in Cotonou Benin Republic for security reason which will be disclosed to you upon your
acceptance of my proposal.
Last year, during the course of my research on Mars, I was ambushed by a group of analdwelling
rebel Martians who inflicted great torturous pain upon my body with anal probes.
After a few weeks of enduring the physical pain, they released me. As a direct result of this
cruelty, I am now very ill with a ruptured uterus that has defiled all forms of medical treatment
and which has been deemed to be inoperable by my Martian surgeons. I am writing this mail
to you on a laptop from my hospital bed in the Martian capitol of Zhwrong.
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dadeciple
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 May 2008
Posts: 226
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Mon Jul 07, 2008 6:36 pm |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Mon Jul 07, 2008 6:37 pm |
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Yes.
Please keep the conversation all in one thread.
Edit: although the name is different, the format and story are all the same thing. |
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